That feeling when you don't have a Sleepy Gary in your life

>that feeling when you don't have a Sleepy Gary in your life

You mean, not being a faggot?

Beth wasn't gay for him

>tfw season 3 didn't have Jerry meeting a real version of Sleepy Gary and being happy with him
>instead we got "admit you're a beta, racist and sexist xD" and him and Beth got back together for asspull reasons even though they evidently hate each other and now we're going to get even more muh miserable marriage episodes/plotlines in the future

It's bullshit I tell you.

Don't forget that time one guy dumped Summer for a woman(Right after summer cheated on him in the apocalypse world) made her cry, which made Morty decide he should permanently disfigure the guy for "Harming her body image".

Women, I tell you.

This show was better when it was just some mindless shitpost pretending to be smart, and women didn't give a shit about it because it was gross and for men. Then it gets popular, so feminists wanted to become its new staff, and they did.

Feminism, not even once.

>inb4 "Ur literally pathetic if u dont love feminism like me! you just hate women and all women hate you! go outside faggot and stop being a sexist racist ignorant bigot white male!"

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being gay seems like it could be pretty cool
I'm just not attracted to men though. In fact the thought of kissing one actually physically disgusts me

I don't know, maybe if he had a really round butt I could do it from behind but then I'm really just tricking myself at that point by sorta pretending it's not a dude, huh?

yeah yeah, we already know, Harmon ruins everything, etc.,

anyways Jerry's innate pathetic-ness, submissiveness and goofy incompetence is/could be cute with Gary but with Beth he's just made to look like an hindrance and a chink in her armor. I dunno.

I just want Jerry to have a qt husbando

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being gay and having all the sex you want is safer than being straight and only dating one woman in your life. dudes won't ruin your life

I did once.

We broke up a year ago and it still hurts.

>permanently disfigure the guy for "Harming her body image".
Shit that literally never happened

>being gay seems like it could be pretty cool
Nah. All the good guys are straight and your options aren't that plentiful.

Well, not "permanently", but Morty literally says "you messed with her body image" and uses that growth-ray thing on Ethan and turns him into a monstrosity

Someone's going to come in and start screeching about degeneracy but I can vouch that monogamous, long term gayness with one person is also pretty cool. Dudes won't ruin your life as long as they're not crazy overly effeminate queens, just settle down with one of your bros and you're all good.

>have friend named Terry
>he goes missing when we're kids
>have always called him "missing Terry" since then even though he was just at the neighbors and it was his mom freaking out

God damn I wish I was gay. I feel like everything would just be so much easier.

The pretense is dropped when you're trying to date guys. You both know you both want sex, there are slight social games, but there also are in the business world and other aspects of life. No big jumping through hoops unless you like traps, who want to be treated like girls and play those games

I think you're taking it a little too seriously. It was a generic throwaway "you hurt my sister so now I'm gonna beat you up" gag and that's all there is to it tbqh.

you're joking right?
I live in the NW us, gay is everywhere
and I've heard just as many sad stories about gay relationships going wrong as straight ones

yes, women have the preggers card. but dudes can fuck you over just as much as chicks

In a certain light, yes. But you come across a different bunch of issues too.

>even banner don't hide da relation to thread.
NOT EVEN ONCE, 4Crap!

>uses that growth-ray thing on Ethan and turns him into a monstrosity
Literally didn't happen. Rewatch the episode

more so. there was a poll a while back that saw 100% of gay couples experience infidelity by the 5 year mark

That's astoundingly high. I guess all people are just pure shit then. It can't be helped.

its not really too surprising when you think about it though. The temptation is higher when the people who mostly hang out with are also the people you want to have sex with

Pretty sure Jerry is bisexual - there was Sleepy Gary, the "what if i had a vagina" gag, his weird mind-melty thing with Rick that was predator/prey homoeroctism ect.

That would've been better, but they really needed to "Shit on Jerry" and "Reset Status Quo" instead of being nuanced and giving character growth in an unexpected way.

When you're right, you're right...

I habe plenty of people that arent real and I love.

Uhhh? Either this is bait or you didn't watch the after credits scene

This is Sup Forums. People making unequivocal statements about stuff they've never seen is a cherished pastime.

The gay world also is a lot more promiscous, so that doesnt help at all

well it's also obvious not true. Any poll that shows 100% of people do or experience anything is either made up or suffers from serious experimental error

I'd watch that for a dollar

you're 100% wrong, why you acting like a religion on this subject? they paid money for it to be animated, it's in the ep

>and him and Beth got back together for asspull reasons

He was there for Beth and actually listened to her issues and didn't take advantage of her, while Rick avoided the issue to satisfy a childish grudge. That was his "win" over Rick.

Did that episode seriously go over a lot of people's heads?

Nah I'll admit fault. I watched the episode where Morty threatens him in the woods, and thought that's all there was to it. I must not have seen the after credits scene for that episode.

>The pretense is dropped when you're trying to date guys.
This is the one thing that's making me think about it, but I don't think I'd enjoy being fucked. Or kissing another man.

Jerry is cute!

If you're seriously considering it (and not in just an "intrusive thoughts" sort of way). Find a gay friend you can trust, chances are they'd be up for it and would also be pretty chill about experimenting or whatever. Guys are just as diverse as girls, user. There are plenty of feminine men that don't have facial hair and shit if that's what you're into

Define "intrusive thoughts", because I've been this close to fucking some random stranger in Grindr, only to quickly regret it before it got anywhere.

This has happened like five times

Watch a porno.

I have, a few times

>Gay friend keeps wanting to introduce his boyfriends
>Know it's just another flighty fling
Fuck off with that gay shit.