Why is she so pure, Bros?

Why is she so pure, Bros?

t. R. Crumb

She's in a committed relationship with someone she loves.

Because Jack Kirby was inspired by the love of his own life when he created her

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Anyone know the source of this?

She's not as pure as you think.

source?

John Byrne's Action Comics run, iirc

Angus Young, Highway to Hell (1979)

>did a porno with Supes
>pure
dont think so user

But Supes is pure, so after she was MORE pure not less.

You can never lose your purity with super man. Which was why MM was so cool with it. Plus who doesn't want to be Eskimo brothers with superman?

>Angus Young, Highway to Hell (1979)
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I just want to note that technically she didn't do a porno with Superman as a complete and utter fuck you from Bryne to Kirby was that Superman managed to put up more of a fight against Sleez's porno powers than Barda.

How did Futures End shit the bed with her character so bad?

Remind me what her role in Future's End was?

She didn't. Right before they began MM burst in an stopped it. She did do some solo masturbation stuff on tape though iirc.

"Whole Lotta Rosie" isn't on that one

DELET THIS

That part does make sense in context, purity is sort of Superman’s thing and Barda’s seen and done some shit. The context is tastelessly retarded and retardedly tasteless, though.

I'm a proud owner of the issue featuring Mister Miracle getting cucked. I'm hoping to see King reference this masterpiece in the future.

Pretty sure I own a copy as well, although it’s pretty tattered up. Got it in a bargain bin at a comic con some years back. Love collecting various Superdick comics.

Why do people think super man is a good hero...

powerful, but smart. loves his family, loves animals, doesn't eat meat, in fact he is super vegan and can sustein himself on light alone. Has a good job, could be a doctor or a buissness man, but he cares for the little man, which makes him practiclly a socialist. He is a jew+ and you can't beat that unless your God himself.

I just hope King or someone brings back Sleez, the Apokoliptian god of porn from this issue.

>in fact he is super vegan and can sustein himself on light alone
Fuck you, Clark Kent grew up in Kansas, I garuntee that fucker eats Steak

You say that because you didn't really see her using her mega-rod

his favorite food is beef bougenon with ketchup. he clearly eats meat.

I had this when I was a kid and didn't understand anything in it. It ended up in a trash when I was in my edgelord phase.

you will never have flowed over all of Barda's nooks and crannies.

>with Supes
Nigga don't act like you won't beg for Superman's sloppy seconds

Cast Her

It bugs me when she's drawn thin, same with Power Girl (although that's less of an iron-clad rule). They're supposed to be girthier than other superheroines, not twigs.

>it ended up on the trash
Where it belongs.

It's because she appreciates life. She was born in hell and escaped from it to be with the one person who ever showed her kindness, and then they fell in love. She knows what it's like to live within the clutches of anti-life and she doesn't take anything for granted. There's no time for anything in her life other than the pursuit of happiness and justice.

If it was still 1987 pic related would be great. She could have the physique for Barda and she definitely has the acting chops to pull off comedy and drama.

>Mister Miracle trapped in anti-life to live out a life of misery like Al Bundy
It fits

>ywn own a VHS of Barda beating her beaver

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>Married... with Parademons
>Episode 1: Barda's sex tape resurfices and they become a joke in the superhero community
>Audience goes "Oooooooh"
>Scott takes sleeping pills and slashes his wrists
>The audience errupts in laughter

This would safe the DCU

has there ever been stories about the children of Scott and Barda?

I think we just decided what they would be like.

Seven is Darkseid reincarnated.

I don't think so. I wrote a tiny pitch for a story about their kid getting kidnapped by Kalibak, but I kind of want to keep it in the chamber on the off chance I ever decide to write it up.

Shut up, you don't know the first thing about the fucking character.

Who told you to come here?

I mean, they essentially adopted Shiloh if I remember right. So his stories could count.