Dahnald, my work here is done, it is high time for me to pass beyond this plane...

Dahnald, my work here is done, it is high time for me to pass beyond this plane. I've expended my last ounces of energy summoning the Amish-Kai.

The delegates are yours, Dahnald. The electoral votes, they're yours. The people, you must guide them, protect them, teach them. Make them great again. This is your mandate.

I must rest now, Dahnald, for ten thousand years I must rest. If Moloch and darkness ever threaten this reality, I will return.

One day, a long time from now, your eyes will close. When they reopen, you will find yourself in a gilded plain of amber grain. I'll be there, Dahnald, welcoming you to Elysium.

Goodbye for now, Mr. President-Elect

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Goodbye sweet Ted, until that day.

DON'T GO TED WE STILL HAVE TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

see you in 8 years or so...on Mars

Rip in peace Ted. Thanks for using your secret Amish delegate maneuver.

Fair winds, Ted the Lion

TED

YOU'RE OUR VEGETA

YOU CAN'T LEAVE

OUR FIGHT IS JUST BEGINNING

FUCKING EL RATO, DON'T LEAVE US NOW WE NEED A SUPREME JUDGE.

COME BACK YOU BASTARD.

Goodbye Ted, thank you for saving us, if you ever need delegates, come see me my man, i'll give you all of mine

May you rest in peace, Soaring Ted

Rest in peace Ted. Watch over us up there all right? May the delegates be with you.

NO TED!

I'M SORRY I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND YOUR INTENTIONS. DON'T GO!

post yfw when you realized Cruz gave Trump that final conservative push and didn't give up no matter what scandal they concocted up.

post yfw when this unlikely elven ally helped his dwarven grudgebearer in the direst hour or American

post yfw Cruz willingly ended his ambitions forever, just to take the bullets and give Trump the opening to decapitate the Serpent.

He was a brother.

He was a captain.

He was a man.

Rip in peace sweet prince

did his daughter ever make the porn video she said she would do?

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Thank you, Soaring Ted.

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Ted Cruz lore actually makes me tear up everytime idk why

I... cannot stay... we've saved this reality....the greatness, the justice...is in yoooooouuu

No more delegates, only tears now.

>plain on Amber grain
>on Mars
>dubs

Really gets the autism itchin

;_;7

His time here is ending. He will diminish and go into the West, and remain...Garatriel

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This is actually bitter sweet. We have won. What now?

This thread is beautiful

Now that it's clear meme magic is real, we have to use this power for good.

We need to fix the world now.

You retards are fucking obnoxious.

You know I really hated Cruz, but meme Cruz is pretty cool.

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>implying he won't demand his delegates back in 2020

2020 is year of the rat.

Have a good rest Ted, you fought well

Godspeed, Ted. Godspeed.

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Godspeed Ted

that is a big responsibility

Goodnight Soarin' Ted

wow

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Someone post the Bankai Amish No Kageyoshi screencap please

For Jews...

>2020 is year of the rat

I-its..... its true, will gladly submit to king delegeti when the time comes

You are pardoned, Zodiac Killer.

Ave, Senator.

THANK YOU BASED RATO

Cruz may have been a rat, but he was our rat dammit! Goodbye Cruz and good night. You will be remembered.

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>no fun allowed

woah!

When Ted comes around to be next Supreme Court member, I whole-heartly accept him.
He had his redemption arc, and still derserve my vote, if he decide to run for senate again.

REEEEEAL HUMAN BEAN
AND A REEEEAL HEEERO

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wtf im a cruz missile now

Soar, Edward. When the Cruz missiles onces used for petty war are converted into rocket ships to colonise Mars, I will look at the trails they leave and think of your noble spirit and kind heart.

>And so, in those final hours, tears were she'd and the women wailed. Ted looked upon the crowd, arms outstretched, emanating hope and braveness.
>Faces lifted and hearts coursed with renewed life. A single tear rolling down his face extolled of his love for the people
>Gasps of awe rippled through the gathered mass as light began to emanate from under his suit cuffs
>Before the people, Ted the Lion began to dissolve, a thousand points of light streaming out and up into the night sky
>Eventually, he settled into the ink black cosmos, forming the constellation now known as Ted the Lion
>It is said, even generations past, that the heart of Ted the Lion will unfailingly lead a hopeful candidate to the delegates

please, don't go...

Ted, no! There's still so much you can do! Y-you can still be on the Supreme Court!
Please, you might be a rat, but you were our rat!

for you

what a fucking image

holy kek

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Thank you Ted.
on this day...
we're all #CruzMissiles

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See you, space cowboy.

Please don't leave us ted

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;-;7

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;_;

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For you

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These are my favorite memes. This post makes me truly sad.

You cannot leave yet, master Ted.

You sharpshooter skills are still required.

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now watch me YOOOOOoooou

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goodbye rato

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Lmao watch when he runs for office in 2020, will any of you vote for him?

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GOOD BYE SOARIN' TED

WE WILL NEVER FORGET

THANK YOU MR CRUZ

This is the greatest thread ever created. F

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TybSoaringTed

He will return.

Night lyin ted

It just started raining. Soar on Soarin Ted.

Thank you Ted, thank you for everything

>Goodbye Donald.

>My time on this land is at its end. Without the delegates, my time is running out.

>Do not cry. I will return anew.

>Maybe in one form. Maybe another.

>The battle is over, but your work has just begun.

>Shadilay, old sport.

One of my favourite Sup Forums comments during this entire election cycle was

"Ted Cruz has a damn character arc in this election."

10/10.

This may have been a golden age of Sup Forums.

YOU WERE TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD TED

o7o7o7o7o7o7o7o7o7o7o7o7o7o7o7o7

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What a guy.

Best story arc

Does anyone have links to the cruz vocaroos?

Not yet lad. We're going to win so much, you're going to be sick of winning.

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