That Homestuck game just announced two new romancable trolls

That Homestuck game just announced two new romancable trolls.

Discuss.

Not gonna lie, I definitely would bang Folykl

>yellow symbol and base color
>also uses yellow for one of the duality mirroring eyes

Shouldn't upset me but it does, it's just unbalanced.

>romanceable
bruh

how can new trolls even compete?

>Hussie inserts trolls into comic
>They're all terribly simple, working off a basic template, color coded and pretty much exclusively using colors that compliment each other (Eridan's blues mixed with his purple, nepeta's blue hat that compliments both the horns and her green, Kanaya and Terezi's bright reds with teal blue/greens, etc). Only clusterfuck is Feferi, and that's intentional. Names are pretty simple to read and pronounce. Even when they got further described through more "serious" art they're still fairly simple designs (Kanaya is clearly a bit thin, Vriska has sharp facial features, Equius has bulk, etc). They even have a very human element, the zodiac, to help people remember them and their distinct if simple personalities.

>Homestuck game is made
>Mustard yellows with hot pinks, rainbow splattered trousers, characters who are extremely caricaturized despite other characters being super abstract, vague and simplified like Homestuck was, names full of consonants that take a second to figure out, weirdo made up alien symbology that's even harder to remember than the character.

Christ.
It's like anti-character design.

Is it male or female

Who cares? I call dibs, and bring me the other filthy NEET trolls too.

No screw you buddy, get in line. I'll slice you.

Respect the dibs, bruh. I want my harem of nerdy aliens.

To be fair, the rainbow splattered pants is just a showcase of the character being an "artist" than anything else. Besides the rainbow blood splatters her color pallet is pretty dang similar to The Grand Highblood.

I reject the dibs. Consider them unrecognized.

What happens to the best psychics?

Oh I know, it was just the first one to pop to mind.

To be completely fair, she has the best design out of the ones that don't fit the aesthetic (and at least comes close to how Hussie would have done a similarly a atypically large character), but there's still problems eith her design. The downward horns and polka pants actually bleed together a bit, they should have made the dots the brighter color (purple) so her horns would pop.

You and I are enemies now.
They die in a burst of psychic power overload.

They get shoved into Alternian space ships in order to make them fly fast. Like the Pysionic was used in Condy's flagship.

Cant talk, too busy huffing your smelly NEET waifu

>There's a giant crazy murderbitch.
>People are fighting over the nerds.
This board sometimes, I swear.

Probably intimidated the fact that she's likely the only one who is legal.

That's what happens when you make 40 fucking characters. You get a couple winners and a boatload of losers. It's almost exclusively going to be the ones who are analogous to preexisting characters that get fan attention and art, mark my fucking words

I can't believe Dammek and Trizza will folow the path of Karkat Vantas.

I called first dibs and I had trips

She's mine

I'm retarded, explain the joke.

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>Gone through like a dozen trolls
>Zero good designs

Bodes well.

they r shit

That's a lot of blood and hope.

YOU FORGOT THE MAGIC WORD.

It's 'dibs'.

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Oh boy, now we're gonna get SFM porn Jade

Reminder
>Copper Topkek
>Folicile Drain

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95% of them are going to be background characters with few to no lines. They're just being marketed like this because it appeals to the tumblr children.

>Maxlol

>fat meenah ass
No
Meenah should be rail thin.

Accept your fate as a pornstar Jade, it's your namesake

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That's Harley Jade

> black
> rail thin
what circle of hell do you preside in user

She's 19, she should have the same figure as condy.

>black
She's white trash, not black.

Right, so rail thin. Busty milf Condy is just a headcanon.

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are you retarded

>white trash
But her speech patterns are based on Nicki Minaj.

All the girls on John's side of the family are built to shit

>when I grow up I wanna be a spaceship! - maxlol

Any characters in Homestuck who are too ambitious, but fall hard and give up all hope?

I can only think about Karkat, Meenah and (Vriska). Maybe Terezi?

Yes and

So do they own the IP or do they have a license? I feel what they paid is to small to own the actual IP.

Eridan and Cronus, it's their whole schtick.

VIRNIUS BROS
WHERE
WE
AT

What about Jake?

>prospit
>hope
w e e n i e

At least you are not fucking 8lood.

They purchased an undisclosed stake in the IP for 500k. How much they own, and what rights they retain, is unknown.

>only 500k

Yeah, I seriously doubt it's "omg viz owns homestuck!" like people are saying.

>that
>curves
Are you, that's like middle schooler at best. Give me REAL thicc

Yeah him too.

so they have good assholes and intestinal tracks?

Hey as long as they sink Davekat I'm good.

>sink their biggest forced cashcow
L8L

>cashcow
The JohnRose shirt sold more than that ugly shit. Modern fujos don't buy

>Names are pretty simple to read and pronounce.
You're giving Hussie too much credit, he didn't name any of the trolls.
>Mustard yellows with hot pinks
Literally just mirroring the Psiionic, from Homestuck
>names full of consonants that take a second to figure out
Folykl is the only example of this so far (But yeah its a terrible name)

All these characters are going to die, what's the point.

>Maxlol
Maxlol

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But follicle is just an english word.

Guess I'll post all the previous ones

Yeah, but Follicle has a lot more vowels in between consonants than Folykl does. I'm choosing to pronounce it "Foliqlue" because just naming her Follicle is kind of stupid anyways.

did it? how can you tell?

>the new headcanon is that Rose is jewish

CLOWN THREESOME WOO WOO

trolls age differentlyr depending of their blood color
fuschia bloods age the slowest
rust bloods are early bloomers
thats why Damara and aradia are such jailbaits

This is the sexiest clown of all though

And this is last week's, this week's is OP's obviously

That cowgirl already has the most porn of her.

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Please at least put some effort. What are we, ants?

Okay the problem with that one is that the post on the what pumpkin tumblr is a text post with an image on it, not an image post, so the quality is shittier.

Nothing I can do about that one.

>hyped to be part of the hegemonic war machine
>last name is maxlol
I like him already

But..lalone is a french.
Wait, why the fuck does that matter, she's a fucking paradox clone.

Rose is french was a good fic

>that gamzee

no codpiece/10

Not in front of the children

this little vriska say something nice about her

*UNZIPS DICK*

Goddammit

That's kinda the worst part.
It's very likely there will be a few good designs with no relevance.

>what's a shower
How did they know that's my fetish?

I want to forcibly clean her and teach her good bathing and grooming habits

>forcibly clean her
With your tongue?

No, just normally. My fetish is emaciated or slob girls getting loved and having themselved develop a healthy life style with their boyfriend. Like reverse bimbofication but with health.

I just want Damara to break my neck with her thighs

I never should have read this stupid comic.

That's disgusting, user.

It's literally the exact opposite

Best ships coming through, peasants swerve

Right, that's the problem.

Pft. Next you'll be defending hand holding, you degenerate. You sicken me.

If you don't want John Lalonde turning yellow Vriska from infected underweight slob to blushing healthy bride or Dave giving headskritches to Jade until she's up to three solid meals and regular bedtimes, that's your bad taste problem.

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