Popeye Versus Obelix

Who win?

Popeye's feats are much bigger. Obelix's most impressive feat is probably throwing a javelin around the world a couple of times but that arguably doesn't count because it's in Twelve Tasks, which isn't a comic so not "main canon".

Cartoon Popeye needs to eat spinach, comic Popeye doesn't. And spinach has a time limit. But then spinach-powered Popeye is a reality warper. So tie if comics, Popeye if he's the cartoon version.

Popeye with preptime.

Obelix punches you
>you fly up a bit and land

Popeye punches you
>you burst into a meat stand selling your tortured flesh

Definitely popeye...but I like Obelix more as a character.

Isn't Obelix undefeated?

This is why i love watching old cartoon

I understand the good cartoon nowdays are more story driven but sometimes cartoons should just do cartoony stuff thank god for those mickey mouse shorts

Popeye with spinach > Obelix > Popeye without spinach

The question is, how would Popeye with Spinach fair against Obelix who drank the magic potion (yes, it does have an effect on him, in Cleopatra he had to drink 1 drop for them to be able to break out from the bottom of a pyramid).

Obelix with spinach > Popeye with spinach > Obelix > Popeye without spinach

>Obelix with spinach
Sounds scary

>Obelix with spinach
Gods almighty...

Obelix wouldn't eat spinach unless it was used as a boar stuffing.

Wimpy > Asterix > Popeye > Obelix > Alice

>Asterix > Obelix
>ever
please justify this inequality

What if Popeye fell into a vat of spinach as a baby?

>it's kosher

You can't punch your way out of every problem.
Sometimes trolling Romans is required.

What if Obelix ate spinach AND drank the magic potion ?
What if spinach is the secret ingredient to the magic potion and Popeye and Asterix take place in the same universe

obelix stomps

Reminder that Lucky Luke's shooting speed and accuracy came from drinking the magic potion when he was a kid.

Delet this

>You can't punch your way out of every problem.
Sometimes trolling Romans is required.

>Thread is about who would win in a fight
>This knucklehead starts talking about who's smarter

Have you seen The Hulk?

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Please, stop. Now, i want a crossover movie with Popeye, Asterix and Lucky Luke.