HAPPENING: NIGEL FARAGE WILL ACCEPT A JOB OFFER BY TRUMP!!

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>Nige as Trumps ambassador to the EU
hahahaha OH MAN That would be perfect, wouldn't it?

For the love of god, let it happen.

You lot have had Farage for years, let us have a turn.

I bet I had a congenital heart defect and died last night. This is heaven!

GOOD MOOOORRRRNING

Also want Jeremy Clarkson, and we want to return current year man.

OH fuck yeah, Tear them a new asshole for us Nige!

nigel said that was a joke, unfortunately

For EU.

This is too much
These two on the same team
Unstoppable

DO IT.

We'd love to take Nige but are you Brita sure you'd like to give him up? Mans a national treasure

>Nigel is US ambassador to the EU
NO FUCKING WAY

HAHAHAHAHA FUNNY ISNT IT

Good Morning!

>ambassador to the EU
that's not even a real position you Daily Mail reading normiebook using twat.

TOP KEK!

YES

"YOU ARE NOT LAUGHING NOW AREN T YOU ?"

CAN T BARAGE THE FARAGE

FUNNY ISN'T IT? 18 months ago, you all laughed at him, you said it wasn't possible, you said he wouldn't make it passed the primaries, and you said he wouldn't become President. Well, I have to say, you're not laughing now, are you?

>Drain the fucking swamp

Good choice since farage has lots of experience and is probably the most capable of calling out EU's bullshit.

Yes it is you wanker

Holy fucking shit, this ride doesn't end!

CHEEKY BANTER M8

>reeeeeeeeeeeeee daily mail
>>>r/unitedkingdom

GREAT ANGLO UNION
THE EMPIRE IS REBORN

KEK

Nah, come on man. This can't be happening.

It. Must. Happen.

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GOOD MORNING
GOOD MORNING
FUNNYISN"T IT
FUNNYISN"T IT

You can't return current year man
The receipt said 2015 and he'll soon be le 2017 man which clearly voids the warranty

We're willing to consider a swap for rand paul

Please KEK let this happen!

Just imagine the EU fuckers having to negotiate with Nigel when it comes America

Holy shit, this is hilarious.

Farage was bold enough as an MEP, imagine what he'll do with US diplomatic immunity.

That would be the cherry on top of this glorious day!

His work here is finished
Now he must bring the joys of proper beer to you guys

The first 15 seconds of that video will always make me laugh, it's just so cheeky and full of British bantz

Jenna Jameson ambassador to Israel


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FUNNY ISN'T IT

>GOOD MORNING
I want to protect that smug

>britain leaves eu
>eu all sad
>merkel pipes up
>vell atleazed dat herr farage is gone
>BANG the doors fly open
>GOOD MORNING
>FUNNY ISN'T IT

i think it will happen i think many great things are going to happen with the white house, house and senate

Haha

FUCKING DO IT

I joked today with my brother that Nigel will get to be the US representative responsible in dealing with the EU, based on the rumors I've heard before.

Holy shit.

TIP OF THE SPEAR LADS.

SHOULDER TO SHOULDER

WE FIGHT ON!

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KEKKKKKKKKKKK

not a chance you limey bastard.

I'd fuck a duck before drinking the warm piss you lot call beer.

This is getting better and better

>not wakey wakey

>Nige strolls into Brussels in his new position
>Kicks down Juncker's office door
>Grabs him by the scrawny neck and begins throttling the life out of his limp body
>Last thing he hears is "FUNNY ISN'T IT?" pounded into his ears over and over followed by a raspy smoker's laugh

All we are saying is give nige a chance.

i knew there was a reason that round didnt fire when it was against my head

Holy Shit. We just keep winning

Kek

>NIGEL FARAGE
topkek doesn't this guy have a job by himself? He's just everywhere where the corrupt cunts are, and shitposts right on their tables, then leaves

is he really birtbongerstan? or maybe just australian in disguise

FRIENDSHIP WITH GLOBALISTS ENDED

NOW BRITAIN IS MY BEST FRIEND

*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

The EU fucking doesn't matter. They could send Tiffany and it would be fine.

What matters is who is sent to Berlin and Moscow.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

dude seriously, i cannot even, i will fucking cream my god darn jeans if nigey takes part in running my country

"Let us have a turn" hahaha, fucking biggest laugh of the day... and there have been loads!

Didn't Clarkson shill for remain?

very nice neo- interpretation of a meme

Congress needs to grant Nigel citizenship immediately.

A moment of silence for our alternate reality selves that aren't part of this timeline.

We only want Clarkson because the new Top Gear cast wouldn't be allowed in Trumps America.

Why isn't he your Prime Minister?
I didn't understand why after the Brexit the entire UKip just quit.

I was ready for so much happening.

Also your beers are shit

>Farage - 4:05 "Now I know that virtually none of you have ever done a proper job in your lives, or worked in business, or worked in trade or indeed ever created a job"

The
Farage Barrage.

But then the Speaker brings the bants....
>Speaker 4:10 "Now I understand that you are getting emotional but your acting like UKIP normally acts in this chamber so please..."

How the fuck do I get a job here?

>atleast 4 more years of this
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Oh fugg. It's the first day and we are already winning and winning and winning. What a feeling.

Especially if you're white.

He did, because he wanted ease of access in europe for filming.

>Nigel
>Ambassador of the US to the EU
How does it even become better
let this ride never end

HOLY SHIT. IS THIS REAL LIFE??

MAKE AMERICAN - UK

No deal but we'll trade Clarkson for Alex Jones that'd be a riot

RELATIONS GREAT AGAIN

ANIME CROSSOVER CONFIRMED

>Trump President
>Farage ambassador to EU
>Alliance with Putin already likely
What do we call this new US/UK/RUS alliance?

I've fapped to that qt behind him before

This is our gift to you Ameribros for voting for trump, enjoy

is this actually possible? I can't believe how amazing this would be. I just can't believe it guys.

Am I actually getting tired of winning or something?

Just imagine that conversation:

Trump: Why don't you be my ambassador to the UK?

>I'd rather be ambassador to the EU

Trump: Why? You hate the Eu

>Thats exactly why I want them to have to keep dealing with me

I'm fucking Giddy with this election. God damn I love you all.

Foreign immigration!

We will deport the shitskins whilst importing the finest whites.

>implying any of us our white

>Trump keeps his EU ambassador relatively hush hush since it's not a hugely looked at cabinet position in the US
>Day 1 of him in office, before he makes his announcement
>All the way out in Brussels, an EU meeting is taking place, with obviously part of the discussion being on Trump's new presidency
>Just before the meeting starts, Nige throws open the doors
>"GOOD MORNING"

>the EU finally believes they got rid of the biggest thorn in their side
>he gets a new job there
Please let this happen.

The Anti-Cuck Alliance of Western Powers.

THIS COULD BE IT BOYS

Fucking Awesome.

WAKEY WAKEY

>non-country
kek, gets me every time

Ya know. We kinda followed Britain's lead. We must respect our brothers and build a Russian alliance as well. Think how strong our trio will be ...

Radical Islam stands now chance.
And all mudshits

The Fourth Reich

The uniting of the crusaders against the caliphate.

The Northern Free Union.
No
Fuck
U

OMG TRUMP IS GOING TO TROLL THE EU

He truly is one of us!

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

no, user. it WILL be perfect.

THE MEME TRAIN WILL NOT STOP BOYS

Whitey's World.

As it should be.

RUS
UK
US

RUSKUS brins the ruckus

The Allies, that's what we called it last time

Russo-AmeriAnglo Empire?