Batman #37 Preview

In which Clark Kent's a stooge, Bruce Wayne is whipped, and people get naked.

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Look at dem big ol’ tiddies on Bruce and Clark

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>It's a Clay Mann issue

>Fiancé
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>That Lois

Jesus Christ

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Variant cover by Coipel.

>“SUPERFRIENDS” part two! The stunning conclusion to the two-part story. Torn apart by betrayal, Batman and Superman try to find a way back to friendship, to trust. Both understand that the future of the DCU depends on this relationship; both understand that without the help of the other, their lives will fall apart. And yet, one is still the spoiled rich boy, and the other is still the naive farm boy. Men from two worlds confront each other and try to see the hope behind the madness.

Reminder that solicit copy lies.

King, no. Don't ruin Batman.

Don’t act cocky, Lois. You ain’t no superhero. You just got knocked up by one.

>who are you supposed to be?
Autistigirl

MEEEOW. MEEEOW.MEEEOW.MEEEOW.MEEEOW.MEEEOW.MEEEOW.MEEEOW.MEEEOW.

This looks like the cover to a porn comic about swinging

Selina Looks Like a Dude,

I fucking live stoic cunt Bruce

Tumblr got her.

>Lois in Catwoman's outfit
MUH DICK

MEEEOW ? She's got brain damage ?

Mommy. MOMMY!

>implying they don't

The four of them should just fuck, just do it dammit, this is a big tease.

Jesus christ

>Reminder that solicit copy lies.

SHUT YOUR MOUTH

go back to enjoying your double date, Clark.

She's trying to summon her self-esteem team.

Lois is WAY too hot, what the fuck?

Will you let your wife do this kind of shit, Bruce? What if that guy was Slam Bradley?

Why are they, except Clark, dressed like they're going to a fancy nightclub?

To be fair, Lois isn't a superhero.

Cat is just a hobo, Supermom Lois is Hot !

I don't get it.

Lois canonically confirmed for officially being T H I C C

Did you seriously expect Bruce Wayne to leave his house not dressed in style?

Catwoman went back to the Miller prostitute/thief role.

He does have both of them in these weird poses; yes real women do have thighs and curves like that, but not a spine that does that:
while standing, and then pushes those hips back to make the butt perk out.

IF this page had shown Clark in a more awkward position, or shifted Bruce so he was bracing his back against the wall, while trying to slide the bottom park of the uniform on, well, equal time. But instead, it looks like those tv shows where the women clearly aren't wearing tops in bedroom scene and then the guys get out wearing sagging boxer shorts from under the sheets.

Comics need more slice of life like this.

No villains, no drama, just people hanging out and doing stupid shit

>Superman's a Batman's costumes aren't shitty armor anymore
This pleases me.

>Bruce is beefier than Clark
This displeases me

So the Wonder Twins are canon in DC Rebirth?

>Bruce is beefier than Clark
Well, why wouldn't he? He actually training a lot, while Clark just eating Lois pies

"Meow."? I find it incredibly obnoxious and annoying.

Lois isn't really dressed for a club either, perhaps if the outfit was black.

And it's not like Clark dressed the way he did for the fair in Hamilton County. No baseball cap, nice sweater instead of the cloth/canvas type jacket, it's not club wear sure.

Bruce wouldn't get into most LA nightclubs wearing that, maybe if they were expensive dressy pants, and not slacks, and not with that coat. He could get into a Vegas casino, but not a nightclub in either Manhattan or LA.

The only one DEFINITELY dressed for a club night is Selina

not to mention I don't think any of them have been to a county fair EXCEPT Clark.

Charisma roll to be let in anyway. Not quite bluff, not exactly intimidate. Just "Nah, dude, just lemme in, it's cool."

I don't know, based on the preview pages, seems like Bruce is a weird reversal of most media husbands. Instead of really opening up and relaxing around his friends and being more composed for his wife he gets all stick-up-the-ass around his buddy Clark and only relaxes around Selena.

Guess that's one marriage argument they won't have.

She's the Woman of Murder. Zack Snyder even directed a film about her.

>Batman should wear spandex

Please kill yourself, the armor actually makes sense considering he's a normal man going up against people with weapons and super powers.

Bruce has been taking more abuse than Clark, tho.

This evens out.

Also Clark is bigger

Bruce trains every day, Clark just gets puffed up by the sun

Why the fuck does Clark talk like that? Around people that know he's Superman?

Bruce would get into any establishment off his name all alone.

Plus threatening to buy the club and fire the bouncer that didn't let him in

So it's official that artists are thirsty as hell for Lois Lane, yeah?

Selina is fat.

But of course

>Bruce wouldn't get into most LA nightclubs wearing that

user he could wear rags and get into any nightclub he wants just by saying "I'm Bruce Wayne"

>Lois is thinking "Well I could have done that, but I don't want to"
>Clark is desperately trying not to have an erection seeing his wife in a Catwoman outfit
>Bruce is secretly enjoying the fact that he's Superman for a day

I was under the impression that Clay Mann was gay, but maybe that's his brother

>Selena is hungry

>wants to eat shitty carnival food which is nothing but hot dogs, popcorn, nachos, and elephant ears

>Having a Super Hero Night
>In Gotham
It's like they WANT to get attacked by villains

If by wonder twins you mean Lois's breasts then yes

You tell me.

>county fair

Lois pre and post rebirth (as recently as 2016 when they were the Whites, they took Jon in Hamilton County.

In Gotham, probably. We don't really know what the gossip is like in the DCU, is he Trump famous or is he more like Michael Bloomberg. Even though Bloomberg is very rich and was mayor of New York, HE couldn't have gotten into a Manhattan nightclub dressed like that.

hot.

>Clark talk like that

because King.

He also wouldn't have done the "S Stands for Hope" quip either. It's not consistent to the way Jurgens is writing him, nor Tomasi and Gleason. It's not even consistent with the way he was written in those two issues of Aquaman (albeit he was all Superman in those), but even in Justice League he was never written like this by Hitch.

Bruce just has more scars. They trick your eyes into thinking he has more muscles.

>Also Clark is bigger
In more ways than one. If ya' be catching my drift.

I love Selina, but you couldn't just drop by a costume shop?

Why couldn't we get fun stuff like this during New 52?

>muh tacticool
user, half of the time he fights armed criminals who could just shoot him on his mouth but they never do, Batman wearing spandex is the least of his problems.

Nope. I live in LA. I used to work in club culture. If he owned a record label as well, perhaps. But simply being rich would get him into restaurants and invited to parties and premieres, but not nightclubs. Nothing worthwhile.

He could get into tourist traps and Sky Bar and shit like that.

Bruce is one of the richest people on Earth in DC iirc so there's no way people wouldn't know about him and user, rich people can walk into any club dressed how they want because no club would want the black mark they'd get for not accommodating a rich and famous VIP

>you're a health nut about your food for almost the entire fucking year including holidays and "vacations"
>Work out and do a lot of physical activity rigorously
>Don't have male bulk muscles for any additional food to go
>Probably feeling her biological clock ticking and retirement might be coming up anyway to keep the next three robins from getting Jason'd
>Is on a double date which is already hilarious shitty fun

Cut the woman some fucking slack.

>"I'm Bruce Wayne"
>"I'm Batman"

I wonder if this is a deliberate life strategy on his part to get to where he can just identify himself and everyone will bend over backwards for him?

Bruce is canonically bigger in ways you're implyng

Nothing I hate more than people with no experience with firearms whatsoever saying people can just aim for the mouth,head, ect

>Instead of really opening up and relaxing around his friends and being more composed for his wife he gets all stick-up-the-ass around his buddy Clark and only relaxes around Selena.
Well maybe he just likes to act like that, same reason why Clark is still on his Kent persona even though all his friends know he is Superman.

>>Selena is hungry

King is apparently a shitty, unimaginative writer. I've never read any of these before.

>>wants to eat shitty carnival food which is nothing but hot dogs, popcorn, nachos, and elephant ears

King had a stupid idea for a small joke and forced a situation, in the most plot contrived manner, to pull it off.

Don't get me wrong, some of it is mildly amusing, but they wouldn't have driven out to a carnival to eat; they would go somewhere normal, like the educated, intelligent people with reasonable means. It's not like Lois hasn't been around the world, or that Clark is a rube and only knows carney food.

Because, the only time when Clark, Lois, Bruce and Selina interacted during New 52, here's what happened.

>Clark and Bruce lost his memories
>Bruce became a shallow playboy
>Clark got confused and was manipulated by Selina into wrecking shit in Gotham
>Bruce put Lois in a Batgirl outfit and they made out

Carnival food is top tier when you’ve got the munchies. And it’s not just the standard food selection at a big annual fair. They got all kinds of cuisine. Philly steak sandwiches, burgers, curly fries, hush puppies, Chinese food, Mediterranean food, Japanese food, roasted fucking corn, fresh ice cream. Great shit.

Who isn't?

Show me their dicks side by side. If either one is "canonically" bigger than the other we would know.

Bruce is well known in the party scene though, having him at your club makes you cool.

Not even Deadshot did that and he has superhuman aim, Batman doesn't really need to wear body armor unless the writer is going to use that in some way.

NOPE.

user above was correct >In more ways than one

Well this is awesome.

>the bat stands for a bat
Fuck, that got me, I laughed.

>Batman doesn't really need to wear body armor
What a retarded statement.

Can't wait to wank over Lois dressed as Catwoman

No shit idiot, you don't go to a carnival JUST to eat. Have you ever been to one? Do you know what goes on during one?

user, its not the fact that it's junk food, it's the fact that it's junk food that isn't filling. You don't eat carnival food to get full

there is a slight difference though, and I'm going to spoilerb ecause it gets into autistic cape philosophy: Superman is a mask. Clark is who he really is, insecurities, fears, and even dorkishness and all. The only thing Clark publicly lacks of Superman is the powers.

>THAT LOISE
>THAT CLARK

Are we talking Gotham? Then, yes, you are correct. And you're conflating Nolanverse and The Batman animated series with what they've been doing in the Batbooks since the middle of the last decade.

If it makes all you Batfags happy, sure Bruce could get into a club with his dress slacks, even if they are from a $10K suit, and comparable jacket. But it's not a club that anyone cool in town will be at. He'll be lucky if Seth Rogan and James Franco are bogarting pot vapes in the patio of where he ends up.

Boo. Why ruin my characters? Whatever, guess you don't want my money.

Did this all happen in Scott Snyder's run? I dropped Batman after I saw how Death of the Family ended.

Morrison confirmed it, stop being delusional.

Fucking lold at Bruce

Earth-2

>junk food that isn't filling.
You’ve never gotten full after McDonald’s? Or eating a whole plate of pasta? It’s not just traditional carnival food. They’re at a fair. Those have more food options.

Okay seriously though. Lois mini when?

>he's you and you're him

Who gives a shit then?

Fast food isn't the same thing as junk food

>carnival JUST to eat

The user I responded to was talking about Selina being hungry.

If you really read what I typed instead of having a Batastrophic Batfag response, you would see that I suggested that if King was just going for his stupid joke, they would have had a nice meal SOMEWHERE ELSE, and THEN gone to the carnival, where they still might have had some carnival food, but not GONE THERE HUNGRY.

It was Pak's Batman/Superman

>Doubling down on MUH REALSIM
Just watch drone videos or something you faggot