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Literally a tranny.
Can Sup Forums meme a tranny into the office?
You know, just for the lulz.

Nobody because obama himself said she had neither the desire nor the patience to run.

I think Americans have spoken pretty clearly that they're no longer interested in presidential families

>Mobambo

Ugly monkey, hope he's not

Daddy, leave Michelle to me.

Watching people perform a job does not qualify you to perform that job.

If that were so I'd be the most prestigious porn star in the world.

No we just about the nignogs kicked out now. Imagine Trumps cleaning bill in January

We can try. We have the technology.

Man, what's up with her nose? :( I wanted to marry her.

lmfao

they already tried that woman president thing

didn't work out so well

She literally has no experience, Trump was at least a billionaire successful businessman.

If she's not loyal to Obama, she won't be loyal to the country.

fuck man what a goddess

Trump is horribly under-qualified, yet look where we are. Now is the age of MAGA, anything is possible.

I genuinely hope the libs get their shit together over the next four years though, they can't keep up this PC bullshit it's what cost them this election. Even if their 2020 candidate is super-liberal, as long as they're blunt, down to earth, and pro 1st ammendment they'd take back all the rust belt states. Tulsi Gabbard sticks out

>a whole election year of tranny and ape jokes

Are you sure you Liberals want this?

I'm not vehemently opposed to democrats in general as long as they're reasonable. The trouble is the reasonable ones don't run for office.

>First women president will come from the Trump family
And so it became fate.

Satan

>implying both obamas won't be killed by gang violence within a year of returning to Chicago

She's just too fucking ugly.

Their brains are literally fried. I know this is a joke, but the family dynasty thing turned people off the first time & just joking about it they are proving what puppets they are.

I actually kind of want this.

Trump probably was the smartest person running

On the real though is it really Michael Obama? Or is the tranny thing a meme

Another woman won't run for President for a really really long time unless it's under a Republican ticket.

Oh my god, they have to fucking do this.
>plant Ivanka in the Dems
>she'll win a lot of support with the way she advocates for women in the workforce and likely BTFO any male Dem candidate
>force them to come back towards the center
>have Republicans vote as Democrats to get her through the primaries
>it's either Trump or Trump and we literally can't lose

Can't gain anything from her so no.

first woman AND first jewish president

>Tulsi Gabbard as president
My dick is sticking out

YAAAASSSSS QUEEN SLAAAYYYY

>bemoan our celebrity president
>immediately seek a new celebrity to be president

Fucking kill me young people are dumb worthless cunts

The Dems aren't running a black woman for president after this disaster.

>she's black
>she's female
Make her a muslim and she's now pure liberal bait.

The only way to lose is for a third party to do well for once, and that's a good thing since it loosens up US politics.

No one has any real proof that Michelle is a tranny but it's definitely possible. Obama once called her Michael instead of Michelle. Also there are several pictures where there appears to be a bulge in her crotch area that could be a dick.

She also has very man like proportions, wide shoulders and long arms. I think it's plausible.

Fabricate a story that she was raped by a white man to complete the ritual.

>2020
>An old decrepit Bernie Sanders sits on the porch in his wheelchair looking at the children playing in the street.
>A bird lands at his pale and withered feet.
>It reminds him of his groundbreaking campaign 4 years ago.
>He almost had it. If only it wasn't for the DNC rigging the primaries in favour of wallstreet bought skank just because she was Bill Clintons cocksock once.
>He looks at the children again.
>He can feel the cold embrace of death slowly encroaching on his soul every time he closes his eyes.
>Despite this he decides to run again, and this time he's gonna win it.
>For the future of the children, and the world.
>DNC rigs it again in favour of Michelle Obama

How mad would he be?

>Tulsi Gabbard
If only she were a little older she would be my pick too. Maybe 2024.

Why are other parties so dumb and unable to win when everyone hates the two parties?

Bernie probably would have beaten Trump considering how close it was for Hillary whom everybody fucking hated. DNC shot themselves in the foot.

No one gave a shit about michelle obama hell a lot of younger people hated her because she fucked up school lunches in like 2010. The DNC randomly started shilling her at the end for no reason.

0/10 because it would be his privilege to lose to a stronk woman of colour

If she's running against Hillary, then yes.

Malik Obama 2024

Michael will never be POTUS.

Wasn't even FLOTUS.

Holy shit you people will believe anything, won't you?

LOOK AT HER FUCKING BODY. THE SKELETAL STRUCTURE, THE BODY FAT DISTRIBUTION. THERE ARE PICTURES OF HER AS A CHILD. SHE IS CLEARLY A WOMAN.

Not to mention the impossibility of covering up such an enormous secret for eight years (Well, more like 12, since people didn't start digging up dirt on Obama only when he became president.)

You don't have to find her attractive but thinking she's not a biological woman is maybe the most laughable conspiracy theory I've ever heard on here, which is saying something.

If liberals got their shit together, they wouldn't be liberals.

>Obamas
>ever having a legacy after having their legacy resoundingly beaten last night

Doubt it.

More like she being a trannie... wait a minuuuuute
we have bennbambozled

>CTR is still getting paid
Where is Hillary getting the money?

Go fucking home plebbit

Women have a dick and balls where you come from?

>check'd

Digits of truth.

literally zero chance

kek decreed Trump
the get was strong, this is a 2 term unless the dark forces try to drain his magic

You are not ready to summon a female president yet

Welcome back, Straya.

This, man. I'm left leaning but cannot fucking stand any liberal policy that limits our constitutional rights. They love shitting on the first and second amendments like the right loves shitting on the 4th.
Do you guys think ammo will go down in price now? If so, I'm stocking up for the inevitable pendulum swing back in 8 years.

HILLARY PROVED THAT FUCKING A PRESIDENT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN BECOME ONE.

Not with Sup Forums in charge of the elections

>HILLARY PROVED THAT FUCKING A PRESIDENT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN BECOME ONE.
Worked for Bush Jnr.

this, I'd vote for tulsi so hard they'd need a new voting machine for my stained ballot

>Calling somebody out for being an idiot means you're getting paid
>or from reddit

Right? Jeez louise, I feel special.

True. She would just fuck up school lunch menus again.

This dude is one of the best things to come from the election

what does she even have to offer besides some black booty?

is she qualified whatsoever or is it LE HER TURN XD again?

I don't think the DNC will fall for the "le her turn xd" meme again in 2020

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Kanye would be better

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I want them to try this.

First family to win in both parties too

what about Kanye West