WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE

>Move to New Zealand' Google search skyrockets in US
odt.co.nz/news/national/move-new-zealand-google-search-skyrockets-us

>Hey, disaffected Americans, here's a guide to moving to New Zealand
stuff.co.nz/travel/destinations/nz/86297681/hey-disaffected-americans-heres-a-guide-to-moving-to-new-zealand

>Silicon Valley firms urged to quit Trump-led US, move to NZ
newshub.co.nz/business/silicon-valley-firms-urged-to-quit-trump-led-us-move-to-nz-2016111008

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independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/brexit-10647-people-register-move-new-zealand-referendum-result-a7203296.html
prosperity.com/rankings
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Why would they want to go there? Wouldn't they rather have a much more regulated nanny state like Australia to live in?

Oh yeah, I forgot. The motive is to fuck up nice places, not go to places already fucked up by their policies.

Better rev up those boat stoppers, kiwis.

When all the libs are concentrated in one place, we can strike.
You will be a worthy sacrifice, brother.

FUCK OFF AMERICAN PIGS DON'T COME HERE

>skyrockets
I checked "New Zealand Immigration" on Google Trends out of curiousity several hours after Trump was announced president, and the search frequency was a little less than double the norm.

LISTEN SHEEPFUCKER

TELL THEM THAT YOUR MILK IS BREAST MILK. IT WILL GROSS THEM OUT AND THEY WONT COME.

BEST OF LUCK

Isnt NZ kinda not really .. first worlded? I highly doubt most millenials can survive without the internet nowadays

you have truly forsaken us

independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/brexit-10647-people-register-move-new-zealand-referendum-result-a7203296.html

Hey I have an idea that maybe you lot could help officiate. Do you suppose you could issue an edict allowing us to offer subsidized permanent vacations for the cucks to be relocated to Israel?

WHAT THE FUCK. FUCK OFF.

the housing prices have already quadrupled here in the last 10 years due to immigrants.

Surely they would be better off moving to mexico, right guys?

POST YFW THE LIBERALS HAVE NEVER SEEN ONCE WHERE WARRIORS

AHAHAHA SHEEPSHAGGERS BTFO

yeah people have been claiming to move to every country apparently. Ive seen Germans start this same thread too

no its just shit internet but its there

Our internet is fine. The only real issues you'll ever have is that it costs a fucktonne and that we get massive ping (300-500ms) on gaming servers.

I always figured they'd all just go to Canada, really. Seems a whole lot easier.

It's happened to us too cunt
Canada as well

When your gay little island becomes overrun with leftist faggots, all you bro tier New Zealanders can just move to the US.

You know the answer, Oliver.

You and your mate Nikau need to go burning some mountain condo's down.

Fuck off we're full

Thank Peter Jackson, before LotR all of the US thought you were Australia light, or their canada lmao

>Trump wants to ban illegal immigration!!!
>I know!!! I'll move to a country that puts illegal immigrants in camps. That'll show everyone!!!

FUCK OFF WE ARE FULL

LITERALLY HALF OUR COUNRTY IS NOW FUKIN CHINKS AND POO IN LOOS

WINSTON 2017

hilarious.

i'm just glad i got to visit new zealand before it turned to an sjw-ridden socialist republic. i'm sorry kiwis.

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get fucked
ill be staying right here cunt

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

> immigrants.
Do I dare ask what kind?

>turned to an sjw-ridden socialist republic
oh god i forgot they will get rid of the queen

Our internet speeds are better than Aus' by a fair bit.
Other than that it has everything you'd expect a 1st world country to have.

I just hope we don't get an influx of your sjw libs, we're already too left leaning.

the yellow and sneaky kind with poos just for laughs

>all our liberals are leaving without us even having to do anything

is it possible for us to not win?

SJWs wanting some of that sheep shagging.

No surprise, since they're muzzie lovin' scum.

The orcs are coming to hobbiton

>"I hate white people"
>moves to a whiter country than the US

its bad enough here as it is

We're the second least white country in the Anglosphere.

>the only way for Winston to win is if people keep on showing up wherever John Key is and begin banter, humiliating him out of oblivion and allowing promotion of Winston
It must happen.

This shit is seriously bothering me. Don't let them in. It's not like those skill-less low lives can make a living in NZ anyway.

oh my god..... YOU SONS OF BITCHES!!!!!

>we used to be first

Americans will not be able to keep visas. Stop worrying kiwibro

It's a simple plan: We let them come, and since there's fuck all places that meet their brain-damaged standards we can dump them in Auckland. Following this, we strategically abandon the North Island, treating it like some island reserve for them. Wait a few years and they will have destroyed themselves.

I've read about some areas of New Zealand having a serious labor shortage.

>tfw we might put these burger SJW's In concentration camps on Nauru

Who's first?

We already have all the maori on government welfare. We don't need anymore socialist cucks flooding the system

they get 3 months visa wavier here though

judging by the trademe forums the majority of average new zealanders are water filter salesman watching trump supporters so tough luck.

>the housing prices have already quadrupled here in the last 10 years due to immigrants.
Here too my friend.
>the house that my parents bought 12 years ago for $420,000 is now worth nearly 1.5 million.

Wait hold the fuck up, everything south of Auckland is redeemable at worst.

America.

>used to be

we used to enjoy freedom here too. then we didn't.

are there still vast empty spaces on the south island?

FUCK OFF YOU AMERICAN SWINE. WHEN YOUR SHIT COUNTRY FALLS APART WE WILL CONQUER YOU BIT BY BIT, UNTIL THE EMPIRE OF NEW ZEALAND IS FORMED

>I've read about some areas of New Zealand having a serious labor shortage.
i doubt the americans who voted for clinton know trades

Ehhh he'd have my vote if he were for smaller government and less welfare. All he has going for him is being against immigration.

This. Sup Forums doesn't get this. Because of sky high immigration and non-whites breeding way faster than whites, in 10 years we will be on par with USA in whiteness.
We can't afford liberal cucks moving here implementing more destructive policies.

average auckland house is now 1.03 mil NZD

>are there still vast empty spaces on the south island?
no they are not vast at all

We need them to believe in the ruse, friend.

>vast empty spaces
You saw pretty much all of them in LotR.

I hear it's basically standing room only on both islands, isn't it?

Probably.
I've not been around there much, but what experience I've had was pretty surreal: It's got a far smaller population, despite being a larger territory.

First things first, we need to disrupt the two party system, to encourage worthwhile parties.

>NZ ranked first in terms of prosperity

prosperity.com/rankings

Depends on whether the sheep are sitting down or not.

they were national parks

our empire will form in the ruin of yours.

even the paddocks are pretty full

>Taika Waititi has told Americans "don't even think about moving to New Zealand" after Donald Trump was confirmed as the new US president.
based fucking taika lads

Very high population density by New Zealand standards is medium density by US standards.

For example, even in cities you'll only have crowds that require skill to slip through if there's a big event going on; at least, in Wellington, which is the second most populous city.

Literally who?

he is still anti trump

i'm so sorry.

genuinely.

i guess you can immigrate to canada but only if you help us keep the american liberal riffraff out.

We haven't had a 2 party system for a while. Labour made sure of that kek.
There is too much risk that NZ First will work with Greens and Labour.

Need a party with NZ First's nationalism and ACT's small government/less regulation. Will have to see what this opportunities party cooks up, but they'll probably be a flop.

soon

>trump is going to deport the illegals?
>what a racist, ill move to an even whiter country!!

every time

Still, might as well support them, better than National and also our only hope against National's immigration.

bring back this man

not that clown

>NZer on Sup Forums
>Not supporting Winnie P

You are everything that's wrong with this country

its just a prank bro

the goddamn chinese. they ruin everything

that's the media blowing things out of proportion again.

so irresponsible.

YES go to New Zealand not Canada!

you country is a rich person shit hole,why do you people hand to live their, if you dont have a shit load of money you will starve.

...

if only piggy muldoon was still alive

Too bad leebinweedman will consider them refugees, snow mexican :^)

Holy fuck
>Be some lib arts fag 100K in debt
>Flee to one of the most expensive places in the world.

Ah Shiggery doo daa

>why do you people hand to live their,
>you country
?

dude there are 7 volcanic cones in Auckland
just have to make sure mayor island does not get out of control

bring back robs mob and go back to smashing to protesters during the tour

If only Seddon or Massey were still alive

Wonder if we could meme them moving to Sweden?

>7
mates there like 50 volcanoes in the auckland region

FUCK OF WE'RE FULL CUNT

That's "move to new zealand", not "new zealand immigration", an insignificant search term that was cherrypicked.
Anyone seriously considering this would be looking at our immigration info.

>If only Seddon or Massey were still alive

Seddon
In his first political speech in 1879 he had declared New Zealand did not wish her shores to be "deluged with Asiatic Tartars. I would sooner address white men than these Chinese. You can't talk to them, you can't reason with them. All you can get from them is 'No savvy'."

Massey

New Zealanders are probably the purest Anglo-Saxon population in the British Empire. Nature intended New Zealand to be a white man's country, and it must be kept as such"; and, "I am not a lover or admirer of the Chinese race. I should be one of the very first to insist on very drastic legislation to prevent them coming here in any numbers, and I am glad such is not the case."

muldoon was such a badass prime minister that the black power gang performed two hakas at his funeral

i just got home from the doctor mate im tired sorry.