What the fuck happened to CBR?

What the fuck happened to CBR?

Nu-America happened.

ever since they got bought out about a year ago, it has been total garbage. only maybe one or two articles from time to time are worth reading, the rest of it is 10 REASONS WE LIKE [POPULAR COMIC TV SHOW] and EXPLAINING [VAGUE SPOILER OF MOVIE THAT CAME OUT TWO DAYS AGO]

But he does need to come out of the closet. The closet that is beastiality.

Less comicbook discussion, more Geek!™ clickbait articles that only wannabes read every day

New management turned it into a more lucrative clickbait blog.

People don't buy enough floppies to run a profitable website that actually runs off its discussion. Click bait articles are bigger moneymakers.

>Teen Titans' Beast Boy
>Picture of Young Justice Beast Boy

They are basically comicsalliance now

What's wrong with queer inclusivity?

Nothing, my CBRs still work and open up fine with CDisplay.

>CDisplay
What is this? 2004?

They had a site UI change and it was awful.

Also a ton of "naked superheroines" articles

Read any comic with beastboy/channeling in it and you'll know why that headline is fucking stupid

How do they get "gay" from Beast Boy?

Changeling*

Because he's sensitive and friends with cyborg according to the article.

It's been a bit of a thing with the New 52 Teen Titans. He and Bunker has a strong freindship where Bunker wanted him as a bf and they implied Beast Boy might be gay? It was never stated out right though. I doubt it will happen because Beast Boy's most famous role was having a crush on Terra and it's breaking him down. When that might be your big story it's hard to make a gay character.

By not wanting to ship him with Raven.

If the program works I'm going to keep using it.

they started hiring any random yahoo who applied like me

>Bunker wanted to cheat on his angel bf

Fucking whore.

This article sounds like the work of raven/robin fags
this guy gets it.

Sup Forums's equivalent of Neogaf

Be fair to Bunker, the allure of the knot is impossible for anyone with a hole they want to fill to resist

Making Beast Boy gay will not increase the amount of gay porn he has.

>The one guy who is constantly trying to fuck woman more than Conner superboy
>Needs to come out of the closet.
Is this that person at CBR that praised icemans coming out of the closet a couple years ago as well written.

What do you use?

Beast Boy is like Iceman for Titans.
Bendis on Titans when?

Hey, Marvel did it with Bobby.

so it can match their headcannon

Why not just...i dunno..maybe use the Queer characters they already have as opposed to a character all of a sudden is Gay out of the blue because writers.

Comicrack

You're still mad about the Iceman thing, aren't you? Just because a character acts a certain way, or has had relationships with the opposite sex in the past, or even chases skirts, doesn't mean they can't be queer.

Because Wolfman's Titans run had Garth super-duper attached to Cyborg, with the series ending with him and Victor traveling the universe together.

Garth/Victor was the Booster/Ted of it's day in terms of the over amount of hoyay....

#Woke
I love Americans. I love liberalism. Mmm. Yeah. That's good stuff.

With a boner and wishful thinking.

You're just noticing NOW? It was bad for years but hit its lowest point after it got bought out last year and turned into a clickbait farm.

Not as long as there are hack writers willing to cater to underrepresented Tumblr girls

Aqualad?

Jimenez and PAD de-faggoted in the 90s Aquaman run, complete with make-over to make him look less like a faggot and having him fuck Dolphin behind Aquaman's back and getting her pregnant, so as to break up Aquaman/Dolphin and force him to go running back to Mera

>just because a character has only ever been attracted to women doesn't mean he can't be a faggot.

>Teen Titans' Beasy Boy, who has never shown any reason to make you believe he's gay NEEDS to come out of the closet.

Diversity is like a religion to these people, it fills their minds with the same endorhpin rush that Christianity or Islam does, but unfortunately unlike how it could be argued religion serves as a 'societal glue' so to speak, this Cultural Marxist crap is nothing but destructive.

It's virtue signalling to the highest order, when they think of some famous character becomming gay the get the 'good feel' or 'tingles' that make em shiver and smile like they just cured cancer. Example of their thought process goes, "Sigh, this show is full of cis normaritve motherfucking problematic peices of shit...but wait this one character isn't as obviously straight as all the other strong, chiseled males and he's a bit twinky...oh god oh god...what if he's..."*Shudders and grabs the office chair handle as they jizz themselves*"Gay......"

Make no mistake, these people are worse then terrorists and child rapists.

If their argument is "literally anything is better than people shipping him with Raven", I'm 100% in.

Because labeling all fags as sensitive isn't prejudiced at all

Don't fucking ruin BB x Raven with that shit you fuck stain.

wtf I want to suck dicks now?

>just because a character is strictly heterosexual doesn't mean they aren't queer
I'm a faggot and that's retarded. You know something retarded is coming out of someone's mouth when they use the word "queer".

It's not even good clickbait.
I mean why not make an article like "BRING BACK BUNKER! This and 10 other gay superheroes who need to come back to comics spotlight!" focusing on already established gay characters.

If it ain't broke don't fix it.

And it was retarded
Did you read it or just meme?

There are no real female comic book fans. There are only Yaoi Fangirls with a sense an entitlement to their fanfics being put on display, even by hands not their own.

Because that's not how you "win" the Social Justice Game. Creating a new character means they can be ignored or shelved. Making an older character gay means instant publicity and takes him away from the "oppressive" older fanbase.

I think Bunker is more of a horse cock kind of boy

To be fair, I want to suck Beat Boy's cock.
Several times in several forms.

Beast boy fucking loves women. He is one of the most aggressively heterosexual characters imaginable. Is this the power of not reading comics?

>He is one of the most aggressively heterosexual characters imaginable
Just like Iceman

he's bisexual, like all shapeshifters

Do you think he ever changes into a horse or something and just furiously masturbates?

beast boy comes out of the closet and reveals himself to be a furry

>Beast Boy needs to come out of the closet
Beast Boy and Raven is the one true OTP, if they want a gay superhero they can go ask Aquaman.

>It's like a religion
>B-but worse because I'm not like one of those fedora guys everybody, I think Jesus is totally rad!

controversy brings in the shekels

can diversity & comics alt right posters please be banned

post beastboy

Fedoralad, turn off your euphoria powers for a moment and realize that in the last line he described Muslims as terrorists and Christians as child rapists.

You dumb fuck.

CBR itself came out of the closet.

>you live in a universe where CBR is more clickbait and badly-written than Bleeding Cool

I stop visiting ever website about comics in 2012 they don't talk or write about comics anymore.

Only good ones are those websites that put press release news like firscomicsnews and comicscontinuum

Does anyone knows a webpage that talk about comics mainly?

Aren't clickbait-y SJW sites a failing business these days? Cracked had to fire all their writers, and ComicsAlliance shut down all together. What, did the CBR writers forget all that and think they'll make tons of money from these articles instead of the below minimum wage that people in this career usually get?

What they mean is
>we just want to fuck Beast Boy and not feel weird about it

Also the kid's like 13 in the pic they posted, isn't he? He's cute and all, but a little young.

>happened
CBR was always one of the bottom of the barrel comic sites. Fucking ComicVine is somehow both more professional and has a better userbase.

The same thing there's something wrong with Chick tracts.
Most of the time it's just preaching, and preaching to the choir at that. And it results in bad stories, which results in lower comic book sales across the board.

>colleges taken over by SJWs
>produce tons of worthless graduates
>companies hire worthless grads cheaply
>company culture shifts towards SJW-ness
>company stops producing product, but SJW scripture
>nobody buys the new product
>"society has become so racist/sexist/homophobic! for not buying our product!"

Admittedly he is the most twink looking one of the team.
Maybe they need to buff him up or have more lingering animal traits.

Same thing that happened to most of fannish media - SJW entryism and nepotism.

No one gets hired any more unless they pass ideological tests. Quality and knowledge of the topic are irrelevant.

can someone please nuke america already

Not that I disagree with you, but most of the stuff happening to characters is because writers.

Because that's not their fetish.

I want more bb porn where he sucks dick but i don't want it to actually happen in comics. honesty, i don't want most gay characters in comics. they're poorly written and and embarrassing 9/10 times. try getting straight characters right before you write gay ones.

Did they hire the comicsalliance guys?

Yeah but it'd help fake nerds but helping them know JUST ENOUGH of lesser known characters that they can act like they're very comics savvy.

Isn’t outing individuals against their wishes consider a bad thing?

Impulse is wasaaaaay more of a twink.

This . Besides it’s hotter to have porn of canon straight characters getting raped by same sex against their will.

Fair point.
Gonna need butt comparisons to reach a verdict though.

Seriously, its gross, and massively hypocritical.

Character is not cliche alpha male? well they must be gay or bi then.
Its so offensively stereotypical. They bitch about "heteronormativity" and "toxic masculinity", but absolutely attack any male that does not fit their closed box of male norms, nonstop.

That might be a bad analogy, Chick Tracts are comedy gold.

>he's a sensitive male so he must be gay

literally a homophobic thing to say lmao

he's a manlet and the women that make cartoons don't want to pair manlets with women

...

What the fuck

welcome to the real world user
you probably wont enjoy your stay

>I don't read comics
why are you even here

I know shallow bitches exist but I never thought anyone would proudly announce how much of a cunt they are.

>queer

As a faggot I'm wondering when this went from an insult to a catch-all politically correct term for faggotry.

Beast boy isn't supposed to look like a twink but, like a lot of things about beast boy, we have the cartoon to blame for that.

So first icman, now beastboy, are all the ladies man hero now gay ?