I Still Don't Know Who Won. Please Don't Tell Me (Hint: Tell Me)

I managed to resist looking at who won. I bookmarked Sup Forums Sup Forums and started typing this. I managed to do it I took today off work and managed to just read some books all day. I cna't take it anymore. PLEASE TELL ME WHO WON! I want Sup Forums to tell it to me. I really really really really want Trump to have won. Did he win?

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America won.

HE WON

MADAME PRESIDENT

Hillary lost.

If your enemies are dead, you lost

Welcome to the right side of history bubs

we're the Jews now

Other than Texas going blue (Chile flag meme) are you being honest? I don't want to be disappointed and won't look at the news until this thread is achieved.

I won.

Can't you Google or something

Nigga are (you) going for the (you)s?

My dad won faggot

Trump fell just short of 270 because McMullin took Utah.

It's up to the house to decide who wins. The uncertainty drove down stocks and caused riots and general butthurt.

Praise kek

Landslide for Hillary. Welcome to hell brother. Don't let CTR convince you trump won.

It looked bad at first, with the first states going for Hillary.

Then Florida came out and the impossible happened. Jeb took a huge lead in Florida and took the state. Surprisingly, the write in campaign worked in the Midwest, and Jeb took an Electoral College lead.

It looked like he was going to lose when California came in. McMullin won Utah, Oregon, Washington, and the rest of the west. McMullin conceded to Jeb and became his VP, pushing Jeb/McMullin over 270. And Hawaii just wrote in "Independence" in the President line, seceding from the US.

Now we will have President Guac Man and Muffin Boy.

I can but I'd rather Sup Forums deliver the news via memes

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Honestly i don't know who to believe

Nice one

give me your (you) and I will reply.

Trump won it's straight nuts

Britbong of truth here

Jeb landslide

This is the final map

I am not bullshitting you

WHERE'S THE FUCKING VIDEO THAT WAS STICKY'D

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O'Malley won through write-ins.

Why aren't Michigan, Arizona, and New Hampshire called yet?

LOL FUCKING GOOGLE IT OP

Trump SWEPT THE RUST BELT!!

I don't know, other people are saying Clinton won.

Pic related was r/srs's reaction to the election

The feds suspended the election because the CIA received a report about a nuclear threat in the middle east.

No dude really

This is what happens when you type in 'trump' on Google

TOO CLOSE TO CALL
TOO CLOSE TO CALL
TOO CLOSE TO CALL
TOO CLOSE TO CALL
TOO CLOSE TO CALL

literally 50% of NBC's dialogue on election night, even when Trump was beating her by 5-8%

butthurt site admins don't want to give trump the landslide he earned. Both arizona and michigan went to God Emperor. the hag won New Hampshire by 1400 votes.

that's the actual map you fucking leaf, stop being retarded

Holy shit it's real isn't it

I don't believe you

I unironically believe this. I really hope I won't be added to the fail collage like Romney supporters.

Jeb won in a landslide, he took PA and WI

Alright fuck this

TRUMP

FUCKING

WON

LIBERALS ARE FUCKING CRYING, GET ON THE SALT GENERALS DAMMIT, ITS A GOLD MINE

it would take way fucking more than that to suspend the election.

Trump literally won everything he was predicted to, and then all the blue swing states and then he flipped PA, WI and MI. It was super close in PA and he almost had NH too.

Trump won PA because of the Amish, and he won flordia because of meme magic.


Trump won the election by the grace of God.

Jeb!

Holy shit you're right. Trump won! I'm fucking smiling and I can't stop!

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Now go to the Salt Generals on Sup Forums and /qa/

enjoy an eternity of laughter

also, CA and Austin are in blazes

Enjoy it user. We actually did it.

This is Epic! I wish I watched this shit live!

The Riots are still going on, there are threads with live streams

GO NOW!

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Fucking enjoy this feeling my dude

where are the riots i cant find em

You JUST missed it

its alright, another one should pop up, just go to the President trump generals and ask away