Silicon Valley libcucks want to launch a secessionist movement for Commiefornia

Silicon Valley libcucks want to launch a secessionist movement for Commiefornia.

I fail to find any downside to this.

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>leading raiding parties into New California from the Nevada border

nope. no leaving the Union is allowed. we went over this. don't make Trump send the army over there and burn LA to the ground.

Good. I can't wait to lead raiding parties into the NCR

GOOD RIDDANCE, CALIFORNIA

Fuck, I went to Los Angeles. No different than any Texas city, really. Your people are still dirt poor, ugly tryhards.

Lol, do they remember what happened the last time somebody tried that. Wud b laff, probably give popular mandate to mass beaner expulsion and firing squads for liberal fifth columnists.

5/5 idea would support

Democrats want to secede and start a civil war for the second time.

OH PLEASE!!!!!!! It would prevent a genocidal civil war. GTFO Califags.

I would fully support them leaving. They are a fucking detriment to the USA. As far as I'm concerned they can take Oregon and Washington with them too, and create their own socialist libtopia.

One condition, though: No coming back.

Commiefornians forgetting they rely on colorado riv er water

Please then it'll be impossible for democrats to win and the entire US will swing hard right and become more white!

We should consider it. Make San Fran a special economic zone like Hong Kong.

I live here, it's literally never going to happen. All these stories are just clickbait at this point.

As an American behind enemy lines, I will do everything I can to support this effort.

Cool. Make Trump's reelection even easier.

Literally memeing the NCR into existence

Does he know the man in his pretentious fucking profile pic more than likely owned fucking nigger slaves?

>Taking away the Blue Supernuke forever
>Letting all the Califags wallow in their own economic destruction

Sounds like a win-win. It's time for 49

Trump will build a wall, and make California pay for it

wait a year cali, i still have to go to DLI for school you selfish assholes

Will the Legion follow? Hegelian dialectics? Oh god the meme magic is too powerful

Can I join US to punish Commifornia for breaking Union? Please?

I dunno man. Liberals do crazy things when they're "offended", and you're certainly dominated by them.

California will break into two states by 2030.

The northern region of Cali are very Pro-Right and factory workers, while the Southern regions are Liberal cesspools of illegals, hippies, and liberals.

>sailing from union ports in Portland and Seattle reaving along the coast of rebel California as a privateer in the employ of the USA
scurvy/10 sign me up

>Sounds like a win-win. It's time for 49
Sounds like it's time for Puerto Rico to cash in.

Yellowstone or San Andreas will do it for them, soon.....

GOODBYE

>California secedes
>55 votes gone for the Democrats

Too bad.
We're keeping the land, money, and resources.
They can move down south.

this.

>california seceeds
>gets btfo
>new leaders put in charge of sacramento
>make california great again

t. californian

only retards are 'proud' of la. everyone knows it's shit but the real estate is what it is desu, the beach is nice.

If they try to leave that means we can start a war and literally kill everyone there

>this will never happen
>ywn wake up one morning and see California has seceded
>ywn live uneasily for a few months as the country doesn't know how to react
>ywn be brought to tears by the sight of the California Republic's sneak attack on Las Vegas.
>ywn join the army that very day
>ywn fight in the Californian War
>ywn participate in the 2nd March to the sea
>ywn burn Los Angeles to the ground

why live lads?

they would be redistributed

but the effect would be great

how they going to do that with no guns?

Just try and secede you fucking pussies. We'll shut you down so fast and seize your property for the New Trump Order.

Good. I hope they go and we drive all our undesirables into it and then wall it off.

Let them secede. The first thing the United States (minus California) will do is to get in a war with them, conquer California back, and kill and the scum.

>Democrats lose their ability to win elections after their biggest sure vote in the electoral college leaves
sounds good to me.

Secession is better than almost killing yourselves every other election.

Worst state leaving AND Trump presidency?

>California secedes
>Major Earthquake happens soon after

Does Kek will it?

Can Kern County part of Northern Region.

We always goes red for many years.

Don't forget that Bakersfield is 8th most conservative town in the nation.

RUDE

>Republicans get full control of political system
>War is declared on California
>California is conquered
>All the SJWs die "in battle"
>California becomes a regular state

and Kern County has a shit ton of oil in CA can become Northern.

Jesus Christ no wonder the country is considered over populated with those fucking Californians.

But you know what, fuck'em, let them turn into the next fucking Luxembourg and let them fall in the ocean.

We need to meme this in to reality.
We know we can do.
We know its for the good of the republic
We need to do this.

We should be pushing this.
Obviously it won't get far, and will just push rational people away from the party.

Even if they got pretty far they are no match for th US military, and don't even have any water.

Plus, them failing to succeed will blackpill them.

KEK WILLS IT.

>tfw i live right next to San Andres fault.

fuck.

*failing to secede

>implying the mexicans that have american citizenship want it taken away because of your hurt feelings.

Not gonna fly you dumb fuck.

>Live in San Fran
>Hate BLM and PC culture

At this point I don't even care anymore

In other news Silicon valley relocates to Arizona

fortune.com/2016/10/14/phoenix-silicon-valley/

Congrats no one cares about comifornia

Silicon valley would not exist without the federal government. I don't think these factors have thought this through.

Port of San Diego: Fort Sumter pt 2 electric boogaloo

>Commiefornia's drought problems solved by the flood of tears

you're welcome

cool. how can we break it off the continent and let it float away? it's not good enough if we have to live near them

Shit, I've been wondering. What the fuck is the state of Puerto Rico going to be under Overlord Trump's rule?

>California becomes its own country
>Without its electoral votes, the US becomes more and more conservative with a larger and larger military.
>US starts demanding tribute from California.

LEAVE FAGGOTS!

no ty oregon and washington are going on their own. California can fuck themselves up.

Just move so,me where else.

no teasing plz

>I fail to find any downside to this.

As long as they leave the states of Jefferson and South California behind when they leave. They can't have all of California.

Obama is elected
>hahah reoublicunts want texas to leave the union
>Obama was elected, deal with it muh democracy

Trump is elected
>OMG california will seceed from the United states because a Republican was elected

How times have changed

Heh, Silicon Valley is bleeding out into Texas anyway. They had made the cost of living/working in Silicon Valley so high that businesses and employees began to just pack up and leave for more affordable locations.

Let Commiefornia go. It'll drain a hell of a lot of the trustfund kiddy champagne socialist SJWs and the mexicans. Trump will be acknowledged as a real leader when Free California collapses within a year,instead of a tyrant who spilled blood to forcibly keep the Union like Lincoln did.

this is the greatest timeline

It's definitely a thing.

metro.co.uk/2016/11/09/calexit-california-want-to-leave-the-us-after-donald-trumps-election-win-6245665/

Fucking idiots. U.S. govt won't allow it. Even if they declare a civil war, what fucking guns are they planning on using? Oh right, you banned em.

Checkmate- Trump Wins again.

We should also start a counter sessionist movement for the conservative parts of CA to join the union and get only LA to leave the country.

>We get to place an embargo on New California until they re join the union

>cali becomes its own nation
>year later gets hit by the big quake
>AHHHHH HELP US 'MURKA
>our faces

They'll get ethnically cleansed by the spics, then whites will go to war and the taco genocide will commence.

Go ahead cucks. We need to bulldoze that entire shithole and start over.

not gonna happen.

Northern California has been dying to secede from Southern California for decades but So Cal said fuxk you so you know what California... Fuck you, youre staying in this nation and once we deport the shitskins it will once again be a paradise.

Come again?

Meme War Veteran here, Commiefornia 707 Facebook Battalion

I do not want to secede. I know how much you guys hate us, but I fought to live in Trump's America. 33% of my state voted for Trump. We must not secede.

>mfw the Great Wall of Trump blocks off all water from the Colorado River and Calicucks beg to be let back in

>Bargaining with traitors

Just occupy their cities with anti terror units until they acquiesce.

nice. that is 55 guaranteed Dem electoral votes gone from every election.

>Trump lets them secede without a problem
>cuts off the Colorado river
>all the libcucks die
>all the Mexicans go back to Mexico
>California is reclaimed and made great again
>Democrats never win another election again

We have plenty of room in the other 49 states, user.

Texas can leave when ever it wants that was the deal it made when it joined the union. But California was bought from the Spanish, if they want to be sovereign they are going to have to pay for it and the thought of Trump negotiating the way he does with those idiots puts me at full mast. How much would California have to pay to cede?

As much as you guys relish the thought of purging the beaners and faggots, we should just let them leave. There's literally no downside.

>but california grows fruit and shit
So what, we can just buy it from them like we buy shit from south americans

> They had made the cost of living/working in Silicon Valley so high that businesses and employees began to just pack up and leave for more affordable locations.

This.
>get offered job for startup in SF
>60k/year starting
>seemed great since I just graduated
>do some research
>Rent prices meant that I would actually be making around 32k/year before any other expenses
>mfw

California republican here. If this happens can I relocate to a nice red state? I don't want to be here and the only reason I am is because I'm finishing my degree.

Portlandfag here

Now California, it will be us who are invading you.

661 kern county veteran reporting in

Implying all these fags won't come to Texas and beg for handouts and jobs like they always do.

>muh jobs

>Libs are running to canada and killing themselves

>mexico willing to cooperate on the wall

>spics are going be deported and stopped from commiting voter fraud which is the reason the dems have so much power here

with spics and liberals in decline we have the only chance we have ever had since reagan to redeem california but you guys want to make it a liberal safe space that will probably try to fuck our politics like an israel 2.0

Can we make the Silicon Valley execs agree to reside in the same buildings as the H1B slaves and retain certain military installations, and may the Inland Empire? If so then yes.

They can go but we're keeping Jefferson

33 military bases
5.2 million registered republicans
produces the most agriculture in the entire US
tech capital of the US
epicenter of US power in the pacific and power projection in the pacific
more republicans then the large majority of US states

fuck off

>Tfw Trump voter living in California

come to Idaho! It's really awesome here.

>murica is all about freedumbs!
>but no freedumbs to leave!

Ive lived in so cal most of my life and moved to nor cal about 5 years ago, i would be all for it as long as they divide the state up as well. Rural areas of california especially in the north dont want all the butthurt leftists and minorities and corrupt democrat motherfuckers who ruined this state to be a part of the new begining.

B-but I live in california

>I fail to find any downside to this.
I found one: I live in California.
Originally from PA tho. Proud of my home state.