Beefcake Thread

>We will never get to see bara Steven in the show again.

Goddamnit. Also, beefcake thread.

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This is probably the dumbest image i've seen all day.

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That looks disgusting.

I'll meet you there.

I guess if that's what you are into. I respect your right to enjoy whatever you enjoy.

the pic in the OP is a bit too much, but I do love me a handsome beefy Steven

This. Also long-haired bara Steven a shit

Canon short-haired bara Steven a hunk.

>Beefcake thread
posting the mightiest one

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patrician tastes, my good user.

So, we have cheesecake and beefcake.
What do you call a buff tranny? Cheesesteak?

Wouldn't cheesesteak be buff girls?

GWAR's interviews are fucking hilarious
youtu.be/sWRKlNlRsgI
youtu.be/-YNjiNDNQcM

Well, it's beef with cheese sauce.

The pecs, arms, and legs are on point, but Steven is never going to lose his belly. I just can see him thin.

Can't*

>"How far are you willing to go?"
>"Cleveland"

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>furry shit

I want to nuzzle my face in those armpits holy shit

You need only ask user

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If we can have Cheesecake threads, we can have Beefcakes.

Can we actually have a quality, lasting beefcake thread this time?

This

Why? Explain what is so dumb about it.

>short-haired

Your taste is bad and you should feel bad.

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This, rose quartz hair Steven is superior.

>Beefcake thread
>Posts twink
Idiot

Bara Steven was made to split gems in half.

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youtu.be/YaG5SAw1n0c

>Twunks

Fuck off with your SU shit, barafag

pink twinks, too.

Cry some more

>Those asymmetrical tits

OP jacks it to disproportionate fatty picture of worst show

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Strongfat Steven is canon.

Fuck yes! Lazer boy is hot

Damn right he is

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How do I get into beef shape
(Or at least a semi athletic, abs having shape) in 3 months? Wanna cosplay ryu for my girlfriend

This question is more /fit/ than Sup Forums of all places
0w0

scribd.com/doc/24235484/Badass-eBook#scribd

Diet of 25% protein (making sure 1 gram of protein for every pound you weigh is taken daily), 10% carbs, and 65% fats (a low-carb or paleo diet).

You will probably fail since it requires an insane amount of will to do something like that.

You sound like a vegan who listens to whiny low tempo indie rock and lives in a studio apartment, just an observation

DADDY

Oh shit nigger what are you doing?!

What did he post? Link?

How many times do we have to tell you old man, to stop posting this shit?

Whst is this from?

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Goddamn...

His name is Artichoke from the tv series Buddy Thunderstruck.

Yea user, what are you going to do to wolvie's pecs?

Something something pecfuck something something

we all know Steven gets his giant, muscular, thicc body from his mother. But the real question is did he inherit his dad's murder cock?

>tfw Steven won't grow into a 8 foot tall warrior like his mommy.

Explain the murder cock meme.

>did he inherit his dad's murder cock?
Yes
Yes he did, also add that with shapeshifting powers

Greg murdered Rose with his penis (making Steven). It's an ongoing joke/homolust headcanon that Greg is extremely well endowed.

>this was used as an actual cover

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What, do rocks die if they give birth?

Not exactly, Rose shapeshifted a womb for Steven but once he was born Rose had to give up her physical form in order for Steven to live

No, those are full of straight waifufags

Skulhedface is one of the greatest movies of all time.

It truly is the most wonderful time of the year.

>long haired bara Steven looks like a smelly beach bum stoner with poor hygiene habits
>short haired bara Steven looks like a hot awkward dad

It is you who has the shit taste, user.

>implying this ever happens
the rest Sup Forums has a better chance at getting laid than this

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wut?
No it doesn’t

Oh baby.

A-am I the only one who husbandofags him?

Quick rundown on the character?

Have faith, good user. They'll probably bring up his age powers at least once more, and if anything, we'll probably see him all grown up in the last episode.

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>Steven

This thread just proves that Sup Forums has really shit beefcakes.

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>reptiles
>human cocks
>no hemipenis

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>shits on other people's tastes
>posts Overwatch
>not even a good character like Reaper, posts the fat fuck

Fuck off

>does extremely demanding physical activity all day
>gets portrayed as a twunk at best

I need more huge spidey.

Nate is stupidly underappreciated in amongst barafag circles.

Apologize

I love my beefy husbando.

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He's always been one of my favorite GWAR members.

I've heard they make actors focus on pecs and shoulders, instead of arms/core. Also don't let your BFP get too low

gib boyfriend

how do I get a beefy bf? They're essentially peak human male, so is suicide the only option?

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suicide grants you nothing, just accept your place and submit to the grand delusions of fanart and online pictures of actual beefcakes.