Our Cartoon President

Our Cartoon President

youtube.com/watch?v=KOuXzxXiu4s

You think people would learn that stuff like this doesn't work when shows like Lil Bush and Popetown were such failures.

Love sleepy Ben Carson.

...Was that Bruce Campbell

>modern-day libtards
>learning from the past

WEW

>people were so sick of liberals using cartoonish characterizations to dismiss opponents and claling everyone who disagreed with them bigots that they elected a literal wall street cuck in office
>cracking down on it more rather then learning from their mistakes
I fucking hate trump, but liberals continuing their stupid behavior is just going to make people hate them more. Its the same hing with feminism and the bitchs march

I don't know, some good might come out of this. Between the left acting like complete retards and Net Neutrality we might see a spike of interest in third parties.

>a literal wall street cuck in office
wall street wanted Clinton in office though

By this time this airs all the people these characters are based on are going to be fired.

Wishful thinking, I said almost the exact same thing at the election - "These have to be the worst two candidates the major parties have ever put up, this'll get people voting third party or nothing will". Never underestimate the willful ignorance of alternatives.

They both were in bed with wall street, user. If anthing clinton wouldve been worse because shed be shilling for the rich AND be spreading feminist cancer

>Its the same hing with feminism and the bitchs march

Is that why women are winning seats left and right in special elections and we've finally started talking about sexual harassment in a serious manner and people no longer get away with being sexual predators?

impeach blumpf
b4 he go nuclear drumpf

bitch face it
he racist

he got mansions and money
skin orange, dat funny

am ready
for moms spaghetti

Ben Carson doesn't look nearly sleepy enough. Mitch McTurtleneck is perfect though.

>Is that why women are winning seats left and right in special elections
I didnt know sleeping with people counted as winning
and we've finally started talking about sexual harassment in a serious manner and people no longer get away with being sexual predators?
You mean lying bitchs that make up stories to ruin mens lives becaus they hate men and are attention hogs like amber heard or the bitchs that ruined savinos carrer?

That chauvinist bubble's gonna burts soon, matey.

Slim, please. If he didn't send a diss track before he's certainly not going to do it now.

Go back to tumblr you man hating misandrist bitch

>Stephen Colbert

I guess it'll be just as funny as his show then.

I can deal with two scoops man more then john “if you dont let refugees rape your wives your literally a bigot” oliver

People just don't believe in third parties, it's especially evident when hillary voters complained about how third party voters letting trump win because they think third party votes would never amount to anything.

>this gooofie joke from colbert became a show.


where your excuse creators?

Colbert, this is like the worst thing you could have done.

I think Trump is scum, but this is going to be awful.

Calling it, this is the one and only time I'll see any imagery from this show.

Will show up and be forgotten immediately

>People just don't believe in third parties

Well if your third party option is people Gary "Aleppo" Johnson...

lil bush was kino

>americans are such drones to the system that any other viable option is considerd a waste
Daily reminder that pic related is all you amerifats fault

At least Oliver's show isn't 60% just his audience going apeshit.

Never seen it considering all the cancer ive heard about it, but ill take your word

The two party system is so rooted in the US that voting third party is wasting your vote unless you're doing it as a protest. Especially in a Presidential election.

I'm against this on a philosophical level because Trump's threat to democracy should be taken more seriously than it currently is being taken.

That said, those are some spot-on caricatures.

>You obviously hate men if you don't want women to be treated like property anymore

If people did it enmasse they could change the status quo. But americans are too lazy to do that, even if it means getting a man who eats pizza the wrong way in office
Women are treated like equals in the west. Get off the opppresion train and get a life. Your treated like a fucking princess

Why are Sleepy Ben, Low Energy Jeb and Lyin' Ted a part of the cast?

Yes his terrible threat to democracy, being democratically elected in accordance with centuries old rules and only using powers granted to him by the constitution. What a tragedy.

>Women are treated like equals in the west.
>Your [sic] treated like a fucking princess

Sure does explain all those sexual harassment and assault cases, doesn't it?

>wahh, someone asked me on a date, better call them an harasser
Whine more you privileged bitch

Um....Did they just try to fat shame someone?!

>Getting mad about this when Bush had literally two cartoons about him
Son, it ain't worth it

More than half are just accusations and they are left as that forever or dropped completely after the desired outcome of the initial accusation has been achieved. If there is proof than punish the accused for it.

I think equal jail time/financial penalty should be applied to accusers who are found later to be false.

>Constantly trying to undermine the press and the judiciary while he himself is lying his ass off about literally everything, that is if he isn't too busy watching cable news eight hours a day that he says are lies, only taking breaks to promote division and hatred across the country

I would say that's a pretty clear and present danger to democracy. A figure like that deserves to be mocked and satirized through a Colbert cartoon.

Its the fact liberals never learn that this behavior is why people hate them. Its like the american political system is run by retards

You sound fun

>libtards complain about trump being a tyrant who will censor anything he feels like
>shit like this keeps getting made

Triggered like a little snowflake.

Locking the door via secret button and then assaulting a woman sure is funny way to ask for a date. Is that one of those southern hospitality things?

Your the one whos so triggerd that you keep repeating shit that makes people hate you you fucking daft child

>and only using powers granted to him by the constitution
There are literally dozens of court cases currently being brought against him that say otherwise. Anyway, he's a threat to democracy not because he's illegitimate or even acting illegally, but because his actions threaten the conceptual underpinnings of democratic rule, principally the assumption that decisions are, ahem, "evidence-based."

>Locking the door via secret button and then assaulting a woman sure is funny way to ask for a date. Is that one of those southern hospitality things?
Wow, thats some lie you came up their stacy. Did you read it in fifty shades of grey?

Was that an, "I was just kidding man."?

I hope that its a massive love letter to Trump

Trump has an authoritarian streak, so while he isn't really far right, his methods at winning (insulting the enemy rather than debating, being dominant) will probably go on to inspire people who are much worse, people like Kid Rock or Christian Vikerness. That's why a lot of liberals, centrists, and real liberterians like the creators of South Park are against him. Him and his core fanbase represent everything they stand against. (freedom of religion, speech, and pursuit of happiness)

The press are blatantly aligned against him and wikileaks proves that during the election they literally took orders from the Clinton campaign. They don't deserve respect from anyone. His travel ban was just upheld by the supreme court and as far as I know there aren't any other big battles going on. Several states signed on the challenge the NN thing in court but that will be a pointless waste of everyone's time since they will lose that case in a landslide. What else is there?

>Several states signed on the challenge the NN thing in court but that will be a pointless waste of everyone's time since they will lose that case in a landslide.
How does it feel to be an FCC cuck?

>The press are blatantly aligned against him

They're holding him accountable for lying, which is their job.

Fine since all the liberal screaming about the internet being destroyed is a bunch of horseshit. The FTC being the main regulating body for ISPs is without question the best thing for the situation.

I hope that Sup Forums moderators can ban this show from being discussed, just due to the fact that the retarded liberals will finally have a reason to forever bash trump and anyone who disagrees with them.
They are going to resort to using the same five buzzwords and just over generalize everyone.

This board is going to be even shittier since every thread can be derailed to this upcoming cartoon. Just let Sup Forums be the containment board for this too.

like look at the thread now, there are literally people who are just arguing politics.

Agreed. Assuming anything comes of this, it's without question that no thread will be anything other than shitposting.

Rightie neocons don't believe in freedom of speech if it goes against their opinion

So do censor happy feminazis, funny how both sides are prudish and regressive at their core

>56 posts
>26 posters

I thought you Conservatives were winning? Why so mad?

>"I-If Libtards keep this up, they'll be sorry!"

They've been doing it since your orange faggot got elected and Alabama of all fucking places went blue.

He's a nazi and you're a nazi for not constantly saying he's a nazi. Even if you do ur you're also still a nazi if ur white

Vote (and donate) Democrat

>I hate that nazi monster tyrant who tramples on our rights! He's also fat orange and has a small penis!
>Be sure to subscribe and donate to my patreon while I openly protest this tangerine orangutan!
>300k likes on twitter

I agree but feminist shit
Needs to be stopped

Mad because libshits like you destroy everything you touch, and that happens to include where I live, comics I read and movies I watch.

Contrary to your coastal city belief, you raping children and having gay sex erodes social cohesion and affects the rest of your neighborhood

And they keep making up fake news.

>They're holding him accountable

loved it when Obama locked them in a room in a hotel and they were gleefully taking idiotic selfies of being shut out of some super hush hush meeting they never asked questions about.

>raping children erodes social cohesion and affects the rest of your neighborhood

Well its a good thing Roy Moore didn't get elected then.

>Want the government to have regulatory power over the internet.

>Which was actually allowing AT&T to throttle and charge for bandwidth and crush startups that would challenge them.

>Contrary to your coastal city belief, you raping children and having gay sex erodes social cohesion and affects the rest of your neighborhood

But California set it's AoC at 18 while southern states have it under 18.

Liberal here. Colbert's instantly lost ME, which is saying something.
This is a lazy, easy idea, and by being cartoonish and silly trivializes the real danger of having impulsive, vindictive assholes in power.

tell that to Hollywood

Also Trump has been portyed as a cartoon for decades now. What does this do? Nothing.

Also Showtime?

I'll tell it to Hollywood and you sick hick fucks who nearly elected a pedophile.

But I liked "That's our Bush'....

not from Alabama so I don't know anything about that other than the accused being represented by the same Joke of a lawyer who always "finds/pays" women to accuse people of stuff. And said women then vanish as quickly as they appeared.

Lawyer should get a magic show in Vegas with that talent.

>Trump has an authoritarian streak, so while he isn't really far right

He's as far right as the guys he respects, and hires to make his policy. Look in particular at the cabinet members who didn't have to be confirmed.
Pence is a born-again whackjob.
Sessions is an unrepentant racist.
Bannon, technically no longer in power (but effectively still there), has some progressive ideas about infrastructure, but is a racist and sexist straight out of Sup Forums.
Don't even get me started on Stephen Miller.

These guys are stupidly far right, like caricatures of right wingers.

I love the hypocrisy from you people. You'll side with the victims of any Hollywood scandal but when it comes to a Conservative politician, suddenly the women are liars?

>wah wah why isn't this thread my echochamber

Ditto. I didn't know jack about american politics but bush IRL just came off like an imbecile, so any portrayal was automatically funny. Not sure if trump would reach this desired effect, I just get 2nd hand cringe whenever internet people pretend to be upset for him.

Man I hope they go more "high-pitched squeaky dixie elf" than "Yoda" for Sessions. I've been calling him an elf-on-the-shelf lookin motherfucker for years.

>Sessions is an unrepentant racist.

Not every white man who doesn't apologize for what he is is a racist, user.

Your shit opinions deserve every once of hatred they get, feminazi

you’re an FCC cuck if you’re pro-NN

>Sessions is an unrepentant racist
>the guy who shut down the KKK in Alabama
>the guy with an Asian granddaughter

Damn liberals are stupid. The guy literally brought actual racists to court and destroyed their finances.

I'd probably watch it a few times, but it'd be funnier if they made it spoof the Loud House.

>IN THE WHITE HOUSE, IN THE WHITE HOUSE

But user, he's white. He MUST be racist.

>Joke is that Trump is out of shape

Meanwhile Hillary can't take two steps outside without collapsing.

>might be cool
>the cobert show
Not even gonna waste my time watching it.

That's like saying Lydon B. Johnson wasn't a racist.

Also gooks are honorary whites. Let one of his offspring hook up with a black guy and see how'd he react.

>Dating a 17 year old with their parent's consent is the same as being a child molester.

Barney Frank has fucked more kids than Roy Moore ever will.

Aren't teasers for comedy shows supposed to be funny?

Also impeached.

You know, when Blumpf got elected I was a little relieved because I thought I would never have to hear about Hillary ever again.

I was wrong.

> shitting on the feminism, that actually gave women a backbone to fight with

i hope the left never stop shitting on you armchair degenerates

He is funny but I don't think this show will work.

What is pic related?

>Dating a 17 year old when you're damn near 40

Oh you dumb hicks. Not only is that morally fucked up, she is still a minor and by all intents and purposes, it is child molestation. The fact he interacted with her parents openly just shows how creepy he is.

I'm fucking 25 and dont even look at girls under 21. I cant imagine being in my mid 30s and trying to hook up with a literal kid.

I like it when liberals do stupid shit like this because all it does is turn off central voters to their cause. Bush practically was handed his second the because of the stupidity of the left during his first and they're doing the same nonsense again. Wonder when they'll realize that the US will never be socialist

Why so mad? If it's shit then don't watch it.

>Dating a 17 year old when you're damn near 40

Legal in most of the western world. 17 is very, very different from 14.

Harvey Milk had sex with teenagers all the time, and none of you liberal faggots seem to mind that too much.

Alabamafag here, the problem that a lot of people have with Sessions is that he was another by-the-party spineless little milquetoast republican who, if he hadn't been tapped by Trump to be AG, will have ridden the goddamn Baptist vote in every time and would have had the same Senate seat under his ass until his carcass mouldered into liquid.

>because all it does is turn off central voters to their cause.