According to The Hollywood Reporter, the third G. I. Joe movie will open in theaters on March 27, 2020...

>According to The Hollywood Reporter, the third G. I. Joe movie will open in theaters on March 27, 2020. It'll most likely be a reboot with a more millennial approach
>millennial approach

G.I. NOOOOOOO

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>millennial approach

It's already fucked.

All I want from a live action GI Joe movie is for it to be an 80s action movie.

>millennial approach

What does that even entail?

Entitlement and Marxism

>>millennial approach

So the joes will just whine and cry about not getting their way all day. Sounds great.

>millennial approach
Why do SJWs and minoritys ruin everything they touch?

I completely forgot these movies existed. Are they bringing back Bruce Willis and The Rock?

So the Joes sit around watching Rick & Morty and blaming Gen X for America's problems?

That's the right way to do it. Lots of one liners, cheesy costumes, ridiculous action scenes. Maybe throw in some subversive message about imperialism or jingoism if you're so inclined.

Why is everybody stupid but me?

>Joes! Cobra Commander is acting problematic again!
>Yo Joe, I've already started an online petition to get him fired. Be sure to reblog

fat black women with guns
a sympathetic approach to socialism

>millennial approach

so..they're commies?

Complete reboot, they are making a shared universe with the Micronuats and others.

>A few years ago, Hasbro and Paramount announced plans to unite several franchises, including G.I. Joe, Micronauts, Visionaries, ROM and M.A.S.K. under a cinematic universe. An untitled Hasbro film will open on October 1, 2021. Whether or not this mystery project has anything to do with the Hasbro shared movie universe remains to be seen.

Because like the hippies and Gen X before them their cultural impact is a dead end

>Cobra Commander basically being Trump.

Yea I can dig it.

It's almost like youth cultures that revolve around muh revolt against society always end up petering out when the youths get too old and society forces them to pay their fucking bills and get real jobs

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TWO SCOOPS
TWO SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS

>TFW revolt society is rebelling against cultural freedom and liberalist ideals, thereby making the most sexually conservative and humorless fags since the 50s, just because everything offends them and they hate men
Its like a bizarro version of christian parent groups, same ideals but for different reasons. I miss the 90s

I hate when writers ruin characters to ise a strawman argument. Comparing cobra commander to that idiot is an insult to cobra commander, just like how its an insult to modok.

>millennial approach
I'm not sure it's possible to have that with a military film. Most millennials think the military is fascist and jingoistic.

IDW MASK reboot Miles Mayhem was basically Trump as Cobra Commander

how was it?

>fat black women with guns
That.....
actually sounds kind of awesome.

In what way?

It could have been a fun book, but the price tag was enormous ($4) and the art was terribly inconsistent. It only lasted ten issues.

If you like a getting cum squirted in your ass everynight

I'm still mad about what they did to Jem. Why are hasbro's films such trash?

>not wanting a rule 63 Roadblock
If you honestly would prefer he remain a big muscly black man, then you, sir, are gay.

And no man could top The Rock, anyway..

We need to start beating women again.

Everyone involved in the bitchs march should be gassed desu

It's basically going to be 2 hours of "punch da Nazis!" It's going to be touted by journalists of being such a brace piece of work we should all follow and punch the evil larpers before they hurt our feelings. The overaggressive marketing campaign will alienate the average person and it will underperform in the box office with a 90%+ critic reviews but low user reviews.

Remember when being a film critic meant something instead of liking literal dogshit because it alligns with your shit political views. I swear hollywood is going to collapse because they keep pushing shit nobodys going to buy and have become culturally out of touch with america

>tfw i liked the accelerator suits

I liked Lady Jaye.

could you imagine being able to bring men from before women could vote forward in time and showing them what will happen if they vote for woman's suffrage

>gotta get back
>back to the past
>meninist jack

remember when you needed a degree in journalism to call yourself a journalist and not just be a random schmo with a blog?

>literally anyone has an outlet to voice their opinion, no matter how shit
>instead of making peoole think about differen opinions more, their more close minded then ever and anyone who doesnt belive their shit party propaganda is “a literal nazi”
millennials were a mistake.

Trump is literally invincible, you fucking idiot

>millennial approach
Wait the fuck does that mean?

Im sorry, but trying to make a villain act out character and like some spray tan race obsessed FCC cock sucking retard is an insult to the villains character and is shit writing.

You know it took them a year to do that scene doesn’t really hold up but it still looks good

t. underage

Two years down the line is a lot of time for tastes to change. The whole "nerd culture" wave is wearing thin, people are getting sick of retro/nostalgia pandering, and the social ideology that "the young people" embrace is being increasingly challenged both from without and within as self-reflection and increased worldliness seeps into all those college kids and teens so full of piss and vinegar. However one tries to quantify a "millennial approach", they're hitching their wagon to a dying horse.

Damn nigga you mad

t. Assmad liberal arts student

Do they realize that millenials are in their late 20s? Too old to watch a film geared for kids, too young to have nostalgia for the original 80s cartoon?

I bet they will make KURL from Walking Dead as the commander or something.

Im in my early twenties and love 80s shit from watching alot of it online as a teen. I literally have nostalgia for it because it was a part of my childhood. I even saw rise of cobra when i was in middle school

Yeah we should all be like Somalia.
Might makes right give me your money or die. Every man for himself.

Remember when degrees were earned and not bought from for-profit trust fund kindergartens?

I dont like my favorite villains beoming soapboxs and acting out of character to mock some orange piss play loving billionare faggot. I hate SJWs but trump is still fucking shit. Stay mad trumplet

Wasn't Cobra's original ideology basically ancap though?

G.I. Joe: Drone Squad

>millennial approach
what does that even mean

it sounds like industry nonsense to claim they is hip with the kids these days (who, may I remind you, are god damn adults)

So basically MegaForce?
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I like to think of Tears of the Sun as a G.I. Joe movie

user you're not fooling anyone.

>long haired not-Tomboy Lady Jaye
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Don't forget to add in a lot of practical effects; CGI should be used sparingly if at all.

FPBP