A Warner exec asks you to pitch a movie for them. It has to be part of the DCEU...

A Warner exec asks you to pitch a movie for them. It has to be part of the DCEU, and fall in line with the plans for their universe. You're allowed to make minor changes to the already established universe to fit your vision.

What's your pitch?

Kingdom Come meets Doomsday Clock
written by Morrison and Goyer
directed by Snyder

>and fall in line with the plans for their universe
well that won't be hard since there are no plans

Captain Boomerang origin movie directed by Tarantino, just an excuse for a bunch violence and swearing, quality puns no quips.

A comedy shitting on modern comic book adaptions with superboy prime

And the headlines will read
>dc, bittered with their failures, make a failed attempt at subverting comic movies, while trying to channel deadpool's success, without having neither the character's charm, nor that movie's great script.

Not me, I love Prime, but that's what you'd get.

>The Batman
>Court of owls adaptation without the retarded Iron-man ending
>Freeze secondary antagonist, hearth of ice adaptation, at the end he helps Batman against the owls, VIctor dies, nora is revived. Freeze would be the hearth and emotional plot of the movie
>tone is detective story for the first arc, extreme horror for the second, detective story/action the third
>Batman can go full Bat of Murder against owls since they are living dead and he will most likely be losing his sanity by the second arc when trapped in the Labyrinth

Directed by Zackino Snyder, R17, 3 hours long

Sir, you truly are a terrifying villain. All the suffering that would cause.

2 hours of Batfleck fucking Joker's boipussy in different positions, using his Batarmor. No more is required.

Terrible OC movie where Green Lantern's girlfriend gets a GL ring and outperforms him as comically as possible. It gets increasingly ridiculous, making it clear this is supposed to be a comedy and the hambeasts jilling to it in their chairs are retarded.

Something with fighter jets. Apparently that's why Iron Man was a huge success. Because of the fighter jets.

The Worlds Finest
PowerGirl and The Red Hood.
Mr.Mind has taken control of the worlds criminal underground

From the directors of Crank 2

A Plastic Man movie that's 2 hours of pure insanity.

> Wonder Woman 2
> A smaller scale/stakes manhunt film with Diana tracking Cheetah through exotic gorgeous jungle locations.
> Cheetah is extremely sympathetic & tragic.
> Extensive Bat Begins/Mos style flashbacks showing Diana & Minerva's friendship with then bonding over mythology & archaeology.
> No love interest unless they make Diana & Minerva former lovers.
> The smaller scale will allow them to focus their budget to get the CGI for Cheetah right.
> This will allow DC to one up Marvel by doing a more fleshed out female villain then Hela/Nebula & make up for Enchantress & the flat villains of the first WW film.
> Charlize Theron or Ingrid Bolso Berdal as Minerva.

>distill everything that BvS/Justice League did wrong and invert it into the perfect capekino by doing a loose adaptation of "Forever Evil" in the DCEU
>the weaker links of the JL roster will get recast in the roles for the Crime Syndicate just to play things safe
>no lazy "build-up" or exposition for establishing the extra characters, the narrative just jumps into this shit without any explanation
>also Tommy Wiseau is cast as Bizarro, or else I'm just stealing the budget for this film and will fuck off forever

If Aquaman is successful & as well received as Wonder Woman. Then...

> Wonder Woman & Aquaman
> Team up movie to repel a resurrected Poseidon who is trying to resurrect the Greek Gods by using the human race as a sacrifice.
> Ian Mcshane as Poseidon in his human form but he can also transform into his new 52 whale octopus form.
> Flashbacks showing Poseidon & Zues bonding & fighting alongside each other. Explaining the deep sense of honor bound duty the ocean god feels towards his brother.
> Hades cameos & has his new 52 design.

Blue Beetle and Booster Gold
With Keanu Reeves as a washed up Beetle who is visited by Booster Gold(John Krasinski) and his robot Skeets(voiced by Alan Tudyck). Set in the 90s. Directed by Phil Lord and Chris Miller.

Booster tells Ted he's destined for greatness in future, where he's the most famous superhero who was inspired by him. Ted reluctantly goes on a quick adventure through some ancient ruins, before going to another time period, seeing things like the Ultra Humanite between Man of Steel and Bvs, preventing him from ever attacking the world, and seeing a glimpse of Steppenwolf, and Flash running through the time stream to find Bruce.

Eventually, it's revealed to be a lie when Blue Beetle goes to the future, learning Booster was a janitor who stole some equipment from the Legion of Superheroes. The two of them argue, and eventually it's decided to split up. But during this, the Time Trapper(voiced by Kevin Conroy) appears, taking out the Legion. The three of them get back together to try and stopping, barely doing so.

After the end credits, it's shown Beetle went back to his time and settled down for 10 years. Booster appears and tells him it's the day he dies, and he can't save him or time will be ruined. Beetle accepts this, and gives the Scarab to Booster, telling him to find someone for it. Beetle dies with no regrets. Jaime hinted at.

>Warner exec
They still haven't been bought by Disney?

You're hired.

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Two part New Gods movie directed by Zack Snyder. Each movie is 5 hours long. Zack has complete creative control