Guys a witch just hexed Trump, let's pray to kek to undo the evil that was done!

Guys a witch just hexed Trump, let's pray to kek to undo the evil that was done!

Fuck her magic just like that fucking Mexican warlock's magic.

How is burning a card a hex?
Anyway, PRAISE KEK

>sign card myself
>burn
>post online to get upboats

Why would trump sign a business card lmao

witch magic has no power here

This. There's no sigils or contracts or sexual juices and shit on it, she's literally just burning a piece of paper. Hell it's not even a blood moon. Fucking noobs.

Their bitchcraft is no match for our meme magic.

amateur

>Those nails

She's trying to turn words into actions, just like our meme magicks.

She's missing the most crucial ingredients though. Group think, and dank memes.

Trump's got 99 problems but a witch ain't one.

Kek watches over his chosen messiah.

Wiccan here, I can do a counter spell, no worries

CURSE-YE-HA-ME-
HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

If witches had any effect on Trump he would of lost to Hillary

By these digits I turn the hex back upon this charlatan, may she suffer as she spoke

My doubles will undo that spell

The only magic is meme magic, and they don't have the digits for it.

Did you even read what's written there? It's not DJT's card.
Libs are so dumb I'm literally shaking right niw

Her mind status: decolonized.

We've defeated a witch and another thousand ones are not a big deal for us

PRAISE KEK

Kek is good. Kek is great. TRUMP is his disciple.

Kek will reverse this heresy.

I'll handle this

voodoo spell lol

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We just have to post

HEXY, HEXY LEAVE THE SEXY

until we get double digits and it's gone. Bitch can't mess with our ouija.

TRUTH HAS BEEN SPOKEN

PRAISE KEK!

>he speaks

As if these silly parlor tricks can match the power of Kek and his meme magic. Don't make me laugh, bitch.

>instagram witches

>voodoo
>thinking absolute nigger-tier superstition can come close to meme magic and Kek

lol that bitch don't know voodoo.

>that """fingernail"""

what

Trump has proved he can deal with witches on his own.

Pretty sure that's not his signature, It's very recognizable.

>would of

not

>would have


Grammar is not Kek's strongest attribute, apparently.

PRAISE BE TO KEK, BY THE REPEATING INTEGERS CURSES BE GONE

KEK >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> edgelord "magick"

PRAISE HIM

WITNESSED

I know right Texas?

kek'd and checked

trips of truth

praise kek

>implying meme magic isn't strong enough to protect him

fpbp

fucking magic me this magic me that magic under a border patrol hat.

WITNESSED

They took a card from one his hotels, signed it themselves, and then burned it.

These people are literally retarded.

fbfb

Not Trump's signature

> I got this shit

If quads Trump will be protected against curses and charms for 1 year

Witch magic can't stump our Trump magic.

trolling is a art user

how can voodoo even compete with those digits?
spoilers: it can't

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American (((jew))) here.
I have information you might like.

So all last night jews were praying at the temple mount to give trump victory and formulating curses to throw at hillary.

Apparently in hebrew numerology trumps name spells out mashiach ben david (messiah of david)

And hillaries comes out to Amalek (the ancient enemy of the jewish people (Esav, jacobs brother who smote him)

What can some amateur pseudo-vodoo shit do against an immemorial frog god from Egypt?

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WITNESSED THE WITNESS

>thinking that mexican warlock-tier magic will stump the Trump
Mr. Trump's wild ride has just begun

kek provides

must be one of those Harvard educated high IQ types I keep hearing so much about.

That bitch has the 4.00 fake nails from walmart.

Just saying.

Leave this one to me Dahnald! Voodoo witches are no match for the United States senate!

Welp. That is true.

Fool. She's not aware KEK is the only God who rules in our times. Her "magic" has no power here.

voodoo can't compete with kek

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>autographed
not his signature

that card was made and signed in China.
>you just hexed some poor Chinese woman who works 18 hours a day

Checked

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My ID is a lie

>pray to kek

Pretty sure I can undo that hex and screw over the """""witch""""" with one solid prayer to God.

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The plan won't unfold
The curse returned tenfold
She tried her best
Now she will rest

Requiescat in Pace

Fufufu.


A practioner of lesser will interfering with my supreme will.


Watch this.

With a snap of my fingers, I have hexed her for 53 years, it is not reversable, it is not fightable.

It is a curse that will last 53 years, and at the end of this hexed period, she will receive 53 years of karma stolen from her.

This is my will.

And so it shall be done.
Poor girl.

I am a Japanese DJ.

Trump has Keks divine blessing: Memehood. Juvenile magic won't work on him.

What the fuckkkk! !

What is this sorcery!

He has spoken.

>a small time witch thinks she can touch a candidate lifted to power by the god of chaos himself

she dont know what she messing with.

It's funny how literally everybody who isn't a cuck or paid to hate Trump, actually like Trump.

Kek has spoken.

Good point.

That's not his signature

Praise Kek anyway

Wow, literally nothing. That bitch doesnt even know how to cast a proper curse.

Don't worry about the affairs of ants.

trips

K

Praise him!

PROTECT YOUR APOSTLE AND KILL THE WITCH

PRAISE KEK!!!

oh that one's easy. We just beat back moloch and an international cabal of satanists. One witch pffttt

here's the negating spell

post

pfffftttt

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Kek be praised

Gonna work on something to fuck this cunt up, guide me Kek

here is beyond coincidence. Kek cannot be denied.

IT'S WICCAN.

It's dumb ass bullshit for goddess worhipping feminists who believe in astrology. It's nothing more than some kid looking for attention. Meme magic is far more powerful.

Checked with based 88 digits

bankruptcy removes all trace from an object