BATMAN, do you know what I want for Christmas?

>BATMAN, do you know what I want for Christmas?

Your wife to not be dead?

Yeah

Not going to rape the Joker, Jim.

You know Gordon I’m kinda sick of you and your pathetic fetish. So I got a special present just for you. a therapist

...lube?

I think I'm liking this meme even more than baneposting.

Baneposting, as fun as it is, is a Sup Forums meme. Gordonposting is all us, all Sup Forums

What the fuck? I wanted a Starbucks gift card. What is WRONG with you people

>a Starbucks gift card
You monster.

...

>I wanted a Starbucks gift card.

So you could buy a rape-a-cino,you don't fool me, Gordon!

>a the rapist
>using two articles together

>James you know Gotham is to much of a
Shit-hole to have an upscale store like Starbucks, All we have is a dirty 7-11.

Gordon, after literal years of you expressing your desire for Batman to "Rape The Joker", do you REALLY expect people to trust you whatsoever when it comes to desired Christmas gifts?

>There will be raping alright james!

>implying it wasn't one of those "Will Rape the Joker" IOU coupons.

Oh whoops. I brought your wife back. I guess you could trade your gift with the receipt?

>Thank you for the Gift Card Batman.
>But lets get down to what I really want .

A hug?

Underrated