>Out This Week: Star Wars: The Last Jedi Collector's Edition (Tue 19) Star Wars Insider #178 (Tue 19) Doctor Aphra #15 (Wed 20) Poe Dameron #22 (Wed 20)
Is your body prepared for The Great Waifu Conjunction?
Owen Martin
This is Tallie Lintra, Resistance A-Wing pilot. Say something nice about her!
Angel Robinson
>“Poe originally went on the journey with Finn to Canto Bight. And it was boring," Johnson explains "It was just these two dudes on an adventure. I knew something was wrong when I looked at their dialogue and realized I could interchange any of the lines. There wasn’t conflict between them. So I realized I had to come up with something else. Finn needing somebody else to go with who would actually challenge him and push him and contrast with him was where Rose came from.”
>tfw replaying jedi academy I wish star wars games were fun and good again
Ethan Allen
Based Rian telling the fujoshis to fuck off
Brody Perez
When/what is this?!
Grayson Anderson
>Aphra adds another victim to her lesbian harem
Dylan Allen
>Fails at writing a basic buddy adventure.
Also Finn was a fucking Trooper. I could see Poe totally not trusting him even a bit later than that being the even that earns his trust.
Ayden Perez
At least she didn't suffer long.
Ryder Robinson
Preview for upcoming Aphra comic.
>"Aphra leads Hera in chains to her subterranean bondage pleasure chamber"
Benjamin Rivera
>master race
Charles Walker
Who will she end up with?
Is it safe to rule out Finn entirely?
Connor Moore
Kylo if the fangirls have their way.
Yea Finn was never a option. He was the comic relief from the start.
Robert Baker
Except Poe got much needed development through being stuck on the ship.
Jaxson Rivera
I thought it was kinda odd that Luke reprimanded Rey about thinking of the Force as things like lifting rocks, when that's exactly what she does to save the last of the Resistance at the end of the movie.
Luis Hernandez
>/swco/ actually defending Luke's character assassination
Nathan Butler
>I knew something was wrong when I looked at their dialogue and realized I could interchange any of the lines.
How.
Poe is as spiteful towards the First Order as Rose is, if not more.
The only thing Finn and Poe wouldn't have (purposefully, at least) is sexual/romantic tension.
Jace Johnson
>defending Luke's character assassination of the character I came up for him in my head
Chase Gray
He could get the same development on Canto Bight, resulting in a tighter narrative.
Justin Morris
There was a lot of lampshading like that. >What you want Luke Skywalker to go fight the First Order with a Laser Sword?
Brandon Cox
I remember one of the unfinished story arcs of the clone wars being the quarrians/mon cala being dissatisfied with Palpatines leadership and Padme and Anakin trying to quell it leading to some tension between the two over the chancellor.
This feels like they may reference that with this arc or at least that's where the idea may stem from.
Kayden Garcia
Poe's life was not impacted by the FO until well after he became an adult. He grew up on Yavin and eventually joined the NR so he could be like his mother. Rose, on the other hand, has a whole back story about the FO using her planet for weapon testing.
Nicholas Martin
Post Aphras pls
Jonathan Lewis
>that'sthepoint
Juan Torres
>Yea Finn was never a option.
Nah, he was an option once. They reshuffled their relationship around during reshoots fir TFA and cemented the friendzoning in TLJ.
Bentley Long
I wonder if this story arc is gonna be what the new Padme book is about.
Zachary Miller
We don't know anything about Poe's past in the movie, that could easily be his backstory if the plot called for it.
Eli Edwards
qt
Jayden Hernandez
Luke not being a coward and trying to kill a family member cause he sensed the dark side in them for a split second is pretty standard for what people have in their head for Luke.
Wyatt Wright
Alright, it's official, I'll do whatever I can do to deliver the best Aphra porn I can.
Aaron Scott
>I didn't understand shit
Eli Watson
>new Padme book Has one been announced? I've been away for a while.
Aiden Rogers
Before the Awakening already set up Poe's back story. He lived on Yavin with his mother and father, flew around in his mother's A-wing, and eventually left to join the NR Navy when his mother died. Never a single mention of the FO impacting his life whatsoever.
Kylo is the villain. Even Johnson said so. He might be conflicted, he might even find redemption, but he's the enemy to be defeated and he won't get a happy ending riding off into the sunset.
Finn is out of the equation and while Poe is a viable choice, it'd require some solid writing skills to create a believable connection with only one movie left to go.
BB-8 sets them up like that one comic. It was foreshadowing all along!
Leo Flores
Oh fuuuuuck
If somebody drew some good Aphra/Sabine shit I might just bust through my pants
Jayden Lee
No, we were talking about the lack of any meaningful Aphra lewds last thread
Could really use a Sabine and Aphra one
is that the imperial officer from the first story arc?
PUREST FORM OF LOVE ftw
I know, have this
David Ross
yes, yes he is
Dylan Perry
Intriguing. Nice to see her getting new content.
Colton Fisher
Vader killed little kids. Badass figures having moments where they are horrible and make mistakes is a common thing in Star Wars.
Brody White
>Poe's life was not impacted by the FO until well after he became an adult. He grew up on Yavin and eventually joined the NR so he could be like his mother.
Oh yeah, I forgot. Because we have some stupid comic written by some guy years ago, we can't actually do shit in the movies.
David Hill
May the force be with you dear drawfriend, always
Thomas Jones
What the fuck did you just fucking say about George, you little bitch? I’ll have you know he graduated top of his class at USC, and He's been involved in numerous successful film franchises, and has over 300 confirmed kills in his films. He is trained in classical cinematics and was the top special effects producer all of Hollywood. You are nothing to him but just another target. He will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to him over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies at disney and Lucasfilm and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. He can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only is he extensively trained in guerilla cinema, but he has access to the entire arsenal of the Lucasfilm production team and he will use Andy Gutierrez to her full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. He will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Ryder Martinez
Did you see her meet Poe at the end of the movie? She'd fuck him in a heartbeat
Though really her heart is gonna be set on hatefucking Ben.
Luke Kelly
>Sabaphra Patrician, user. Patrician. Who's on top, though?
Carter Brown
You're one of those people who thought Luke calling the Jedi Order failures for letting Palpatine rise to power was an attack on the prequels, aren't you?
Nice, another reason to love the movie, it triggers retards on youtube.
Alexander Bell
*unzips pants* Close enough
Zachary Brown
Now that the dust has settled, I think it's safe to say that Snoke is confirmed to be Rey.
Ayden Cox
>We're FINALLY getting canon Star Wars yuri
There have already been quite a few canon lesbians
Andrew Bailey
Are the Aphra comics well made sjw bait?
cause you guys are making it seem like its lesbo and c/u/ck bait
Landon Anderson
Just saw TLJ and it really got me loving SWs again. I like how Rian is trying to put mysticism back in the force so here is my idea on how to improve the Jedi and make them more like the OT.
For one thing no uniforms. Why was Obi wearing robes? Because he lived on Tatooine where it is hot, dry, dusty and windy. They should dress in a manner suitable to their environment, preferably what everyone else is wearing so they don't stand out.
They don't own a fuck huge city sized mega-block on the planet with the highest land prices in the galaxy. They have a base of operations there because all the news goes through that planet eventually. The base is about 30 miles from the Senate in sub-basement of the Grand Library. They don't actually own the sub-basement or the library, they were just allowed to live there by a Head Librarian centuries past and never moved out.
They don't all carry light-sabers. Only the Knights do. The Scribes can cripple mega-corps with well placed letters to well placed people and quote legal precedent for days. In matters of civil conduct they will fucking destroy you and make you wish the Knights had done it clean and quick with a light saber.
They aren't centralized and don't have a hierarchy beyond the local temple. They all listen to the ones on Corisant but they aren't obligated to listen and have in the past quite often told them to go fuck themselves, politely. It's typically one Master to a temple.
Due to the decentralized nature of the Jedi doctrine varies quite wildly. Sith is a dirty word for an order another order thinks has gone too far. Typically only emo teens with questionable taste in music and fashion call themselves Sith. Exception being the extremely rare actual Sith who are pretty dangerous but self destructive creatures. One notable exception in recent history who was EXTREMELY dangerous and built an empire.
Matthew Taylor
It was a book actually, but keep on trying to throw salt around pointlessly.
Hudson Young
>You're one of those people who thought Luke calling the Jedi Order failures for letting Palpatine rise to power was an attack on the prequels, aren't you?
Don't tell me people actually complained about this.
Gabriel Rogers
>You come from nothing. You're nothing. But not to me.
Will this pick up line get me laid?
Ayden Barnes
Will they show up to hunt down and deliver Rey to Kylo in IX?
Nicholas Peterson
Probably Aphra but only cause she's a bit older.
I'd be fun to have them fight for dominance, in bed...
MUH
Evan Williams
Sabine and Aphra needs to happen. That'd be a lot of space-asian goodness in one place.
Robert Kelly
Poe
Noah Ramirez
>Who's on top, though?
Sabine, but Aphra's totally a power bottom.
Oliver Young
Yes, but they'll all be completely redesigned and look nothing like in that picture. They will also all have lightsabers.
Brody Perez
>Rian said he likes the PT and TCW >Panders to OT drones by using the OT way of describing the Force and not the proper as it is in the PT and TCW and Rebels
There needs to be a holocaust of faggots like you
Brayden Ross
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Last Jedi. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of professional theatrical comedy most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Luke's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike The Last Jedi truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Luke's existential catchphrase “See ya latter, kid,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Porg tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
Jayden Nguyen
Part II
Yoda would be either a scribe or a master and not knight. Maybe the first and only master to reach master without a lightsaber. Yoda would HAVE to never wield a sabre. He is not about that life
The Force has no biological component. Midiclorians are an indication but not a totally reliable one. They are a force sensitive bacteria found in force users. They glow slightly in the presence of force manipulation and disturbance. Many Jedi don't have them and many non-Jedi do. What causes the force? Fuck knows. Jedi scribes and masters have expended great amount of breath and ink that amounts to "fucked if I know". It's keyed to organic life except when it's not and you find a robot with the force and it's linked to sentience/sapience except when you find a lower animal that can use it.
It's possible to grow midiclorians in a jar and use them as Jedi detectors. They work some of the time but make better lightbulbs for temples too poor to afford electricity.
Jedi aren't usually required to be celibate except with the really strict temples but due to the nature of their work they are not considered good candidates for marriage. In a similar manner a Jedi's offspring is no more or less likely to have the Force, so you can't breed them. Similarly clones aren't any more likely to have the Force.
Jedi tend to be poor as most doctrines encourage a lack of materialism.
They make great court lawyers, advisers and royal bodyguards and the money they do make is typically pooled for upkeep of the temple and charitable causes. It is considered a great honour to be a Jedi but also a noble burden, hence why a lot of Force users leave or never join.
Most temples differ slightly in what they consider to be light side and dark side. But all typically hold they they must be a balance. Too much light side influence creates stagnation and corruption, too much dark side and people feel drawn to war.
Ian King
Sure hope so. I've been waiting years to see that goofy halberd guy in the back do something.
Unless of course they're retconned to be snoke's red gusrds or something.
Blake Rogers
>Space filipino meets Space Southeast Asian/brown East Asian
Would blow a load more powerful than the death star
Julian Bennett
No one cares about your blog, faggot.
Cameron Smith
You guys are wrong, Sabine would be the sub. She's nervous and unsure of herself and Aphra would wreck her little virgin ass in bed.
Bentley Diaz
>It's a Rick and Morty episode
Luis Sullivan
FUCKING FORCIES GET OUT OF MY GALAXY REEEEREEE
Logan Howard
I say Aphra's on top. And binders are involved.
Joseph Sullivan
OFFICIAL SITH TIER LIST
VADER > MAUL > DOOKU > SHEEV > KYLO >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>is there anybody else actually
Parker Nguyen
>Yes, but they'll all be completely redesigned and look nothing like in that picture. They will also all have lightsabers. Except JJ is directing again
Noah Stewart
Why do all the cute rebel pilots always die?
Angel Kelly
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Luis Watson
>so here is my idea Nope.
David Martin
Not a blog my friend. Just my thoughts on how to improve the Jedi after the prequels kind of shit the bed with them. How the OT describes the force is the best way. In the prequels the force is treated like superpowers some people are born with.
Evan Brooks
Your list is shit because Kylo isn't a Sith
Carter Price
fuck off kylo
Jose Morris
>Unless of course they're retconned to be snoke's red gusrds or something. I keep hearing this. Why are normalfaggots so retarded they can't fathom there being two groups of wacky weapons users?
Angel Carter
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Isaac Cruz
>put mysticism back in the force Literally the first sign of a brainlet trying to show he knows a lot about Star Wars.
>Why was Obi wearing robes? Because the Jedi wore robes. Obi-Wan did in ANH. Yoda did in ESB. And hey, guess what, when they all became ghosts, even Anakin was in the robes.
>They don't all carry light-sabers What part of "Weapon of a Jedi" do you people still struggle to understand for the past 40 years?
Also; >light-saber >Corisant I can't wait for the normies to get bored of Star Wars again so I don't have to read brainlet posts like this anymore.
Josiah Rivera
>2289x1732 What the fuck
Kevin Flores
Supreme Leader Joke
Brody Davis
How can anyone dispute that this comic is the best part of the nuCanon
