Heretics only talking about batman and spiderman

>heretics only talking about batman and spiderman
>ignoring bible man
Explain

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Willie Aames was in Paradise with Phoebe Cates where she was primo nude. The dude is legend.

>the man who played bibleman was in a movie with nudity
Oh the irony

You stand in front of a young nude Phoebe Cates and tell me there's no god. It has the spiritual affirmation power of being in a foxhole in Bastogne.

I want a Vertigo re-imagining of Bibleman where he's a Bible scholar with an angel's sword fighting evil.

> idolizing a man who watch other men masturbate.
Religion is gay as fuck.

Who is best christian hero?

This show is so ridiculous, every now and then I remember it exists and watch some of it. I'm surprised there wasn't a gay villain.

I always thought his Joker was supposed to be gay.

I have no clue what his name was. He just sort of looked like the Joker.

Because the only good part of that poor show was the opening.
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Did The Mask just grab his pink balls and throw them at Bibleman?

Primordius Drool?

After watching some of him in this episode, I definitely think he was meant to be a mix of Marilyn Manson (cause of the eye) and the Joker. Skip to 2:44
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>Primordius Drool
>Primordial Ooze
This is Marville-levels of unsubtle evangelism.

this one.

I guess he's "The FIbber"

Does the Bibleman multiverse consist of Earth-KJV, Earth-NIV, Earth-Catholic, Earth-DeadSeaScrolls, Earth-Nag-Hammadi, etc?

You're forgetting Earth-NLT and Earth-AMP.

We try our best to ignore the clearly non-canon Earth-MSG.

The only objectively correct answer.

I was thinking about the Wacky Protestor.

Did someone say unsubtle evangelism?
Bibleman is smalltime compared to Second-Coming Man.

Who could beat him?

Because Bible Man is there only to help and then return to obscurity.
Doing work in secret
This makes him Best hero
But not the most well known

>bible man
Larryboy is better.

All I remember is that he accidentally kills himself.

Why were all the villains strawman sterotypes of the media? Also, why does evolution trigger christfags so much?

Azreal the arch angel.

Unironically this.

I miss him. I wish someone would put him back on the JLA. It was so cool that they had an actual angel from heaven in their ranks.

You're thinking of Zauriel.

Azrael, in the DCU, is the insane, genetically engineered living weapon of the Order of St. Dumas, one of which was Batman for a minute.

But I think that guy might have just meant the actual angel Azrael.

Fuck you're right. How did I make that mistake?

>I have no clue what his name was.
Luxor Spawndroth, I think it was.

He came much later, I think.

>But I think that guy might have just meant the actual angel Azrael

I was. But who is this Zauriel? And have I never heard of him?

Man was created in god's image, man cannot change.

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This is only a problem for fundies. Catholics and moderate protestants are generally OK with evolution.

>hurr durr everyone who doesnt believe in my propaganda is a fat neckbeard
Eat a chode you cancerous fedora meme spammer

>Being this triggered

Those last two weren't even remotely similar to fedora tipping, you dumb tool.
This show actually is that embarassing unless you're a super strict faggot who actually thinks the Dove Foundation is a reputable rating foundation

I would unironically enjoy this.

There's not a lot of magitech in DC. Bibleman could bridge the gap between magic and technology with his tech.

Maybe he's got a computer program that scans holy texts for prophetic messages?

Bump

The Spectre.

You know there was a pretty good Sup Forums thread on a Bibleman reboot that was pretty good.

So you're saying it was pretty good?

I mean they were conceptualizing a new comic with Bibleman and things with it. The reboot itself I can't say much about.

Bibleman reboot on Netflix when?

That looks terrible

Zack Snyder needs work, gritty reboot when?

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> left behind quest
> expect 3edgy5me anti-christfaggotry
> find sid meier's alpha centauri but with angels instead of mindworms
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I think I unironically like that Primordius Drool character.

That...actually sounds like it could be good in the hands of a good writer.

I! AM! THAT! HERO!

He starred in Zapped which was all about him pressuring Scott Baio to rip bitches clothes off with his mind

He was also Hank in Dungeons and Dragons which had to have been one of the best cartoons of the decade imo

Only reason he became as religious as he did was because he was that much more of a fuck up

Prince of Pride?

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Sorry OP, but Bibleman just can't compete with Larryboy. Just hear this theme song.
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>Bible Man is watching you masturbate
is that a promise?

Soros would never let it happen

>Why were all the villains strawman sterotypes of the media?

Reminds me of Captain Planet.