Is it just me or is it a little creepy shipping children together?

Is it just me or is it a little creepy shipping children together?

A little hot you mean.

yes and Sup Forums will continue to do so because this is Sup Forums. No one with any sense will come here

My friend is an elementary school teacher and he told me he ships his students.

Haha, that's pretty funny.
What's his name, address and date of birth?

As a high school teacher I find that fucking creepy.

It’s just you, stop being a faggot you faggot. On the topic of your pic however, I really wished she had been less of a bitch. She and Wally could have bonded over a shared love of violence.

Is this someone you met at the NAMBLA convention?

I hope by "ship" you mean put them on a ship to Africa for training and "real world application" of trig

What's wrong with shipping your students? It's no different than shipping people within your own circle of friends. Have none of you ever done that?

No, we aren’t teenage girls, despite how we may seem in shipping threads.

As friends maybe. But her heart was set on 362.
The best Wally could get would be a threeway with her and Kuki, a trial run onsharing with a guy before she broaches the idea to 362 and Nigel.

>elementary school teacher
>he
Something doesn't seem right here...

I’m a teacher, we do this all the time. Some kids just look adorable together.

Female teachers fail their male students.

Yeah, they should be shipped separately. Less struggling in each box.

No? Everyone does it, even kids.

>shipping 2 kids means your a pedo
does shipping mean sex to some people?

>But her heart was set on 362.
I never saw it as anything more than a mix of loyalty and brown-nosing

I had male teachers as a kid. Do they not hire males anymore?

Could you explain your reasoning? I teach middle school and shipping is just something neutral we do.

>I hope Hunter and Maria get together, he brings her out of her shell. They’re so cute!

>It's no different than shipping people within your own circle of friends
I hate this shit too

Since shipping usually ends up in banging, yeah. OP just feels guilty getting hard as a rock thinking about two kids going at it like wild rabbits.

It can be a little weird. But the last example I can think of is Riko and Reg from Made in Abyss, and its honestly too cute

I've made my peace with that. I've been doing it since I was a kid, I do it as an adult and I'll probably do it until I die.
Also keep in mind that every creator who also has kid characters get together is technically doing the same thing.

Who thinks like that? Shipping just means you find a pairing cute and root for it

What? She had a crush on numbuh 4 from what I remember.

No.

If the show pushes it itself then I don’t see the big deal

Who is this?

Who the fuck’s Nicky Little? A character from an obscure show or some OC Donutsteel?

obviously he's molesting them because men only know how to molest of rape.
#Fireallmen

op thinks it's about watching kids fuck

this is by far the worst KND ship
3x4 is better

It is.

Pepper ann character.

What in the actual fuck am I even reading right now.

Do you see this? Can we address this? It's shit like this that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that tumblr women are fucking nuts and we as a board suffer from having them here.

I had only female teachers in elementary school until 5th grade. I understand that there's a pretty skewed female/male ratio among that profession.

>t. Kuki

>It's no different than shipping people within your own circle of friends.
Tina, get off the internet.

I am not a teacher but I see no problem with it. Unless they are purposely doing things to push their students together.

I had a high school teacher that basically admitted to shipping her students.

better than some red headed bitch

What do have against red-heads user.

she's a bitch to number 4 and has red hair

>not wanting a qt redhead to be a bitch to you
user I'm sorry for your disability

If by Bitch you mean “outwardly bitchy but still kind of sweet and caring underneath” then you are my Brother.
But if you meant just a straight up bitch then you need help with your emotional masochism.

It literally isn't.

This isn't a tumblr issue (fuck them, I'm not from there), this is a "you clearly don't know the fucking definition of shipping" issue.

what if I meant a little of column a and a little of column b

Why are you so triggered about people liking innocent puppy love?

I don't think shipping fictional characters is creepy. HOWEVER, real children is giving me major red flags

You know that shipping does not necessarily imply wishing to jerk off to them bumping uglies, right?

It's "RELATIONshipping" not "drawfagging porn".

Everyone does this. Moms do this. It's human nature.

Oh look at those two cute kids together, they must be bf and gf, awwww.

What kind of stuff are YOU thinking about? Get your mind out of the gutter

The females are INCREDIBLY easy to spot in this thread. You're not welcome here, this isn't your home, tumblr is where you belong.

The problem is most anons here are too jaded to believe in puppy love.

I'm not female. I just don't REEEEEE when someone talks about shipping kids because A) no one gets hurt and B) shipping in itself does not involve sex.

The sickness is inside of you. And you are so fucked up that you can't see it.

I don't know what this thread is going to devolve into, but I'm not going to stick around and find out.

I hope you all have a good christmas, and I hope you solve whats troubling you.

Or maybe you’re just a faggot who’s too busy sucking cock to realize he’s dumb and wrong.

only if the are real

Go somewhere where people care

Nice bait

>Faggot realizes he doesn’t have popular support, and instead of standing by his guns, runs away before the big bad shippers start calling him names

I mean... no? Why would it be? It's not some pedophilia flag if that's what you mean.

Sup Forums: A place for women and children.

As someone who works as a teacher this is actually disgusting.

Not a meme, not even making a joke, it's just disgusting.

We are supposed to be professional and help them learn shit, not fantasize about their lives that's just fucking creepy, tell that potential child molester to seek help, that is a big Red flag.

As long as you aren't interested in their pre-pubescent bodies and you only want them to fug each other then it's okay.

Only being interested in them if they're aged up in drawings is A OK!

You're not fooling anyone, samefag. And you're no teacher. You're just someone with an extremely skewed, deluded view on shipping.

>Is it just me or is it a little creepy shipping

No, you're right. Getting emotionally invested in fictional characters' relationships unrelated to the narrative of the work they're in is quite deranged.

isn't that manga actually comfy and not actually porn? like the person next to her is her dad who was going through chemo or something? and they're just doing a home video?

I am actually a teacher, that wasmy first post in this thread mate.

But seriously, fantasizing about the life of your students isn't healthy nor professional.

If you are not able to keep your internet fuckery out of a job that requires to actually help children become the best they can be, well you shouldn't be a teacher.

This is honestly disturbing.

It's not really fantasizing or actively getting invested in the shipping. It's more like a passive 'Joe and Jane look cute together' kind of bullshit.

Changate when? Lets go sister.

Why are you phrasing it like that? Not him but no one is fantasizing about the lives of their students.

Its more like "aww theyre so cute when they play together" shit. Kids are cute like puppies.

shipping in itself is creepy because shipping has gotten people killed. Even powerlevel fags and rule 34 artists have restraint to not get people killed.

There is a fine line between I'm happy the kids are playing safe and I don't have to break up another mango war and "shipping" a couple of kids together.

You are supposed to be a professional, one that takes care of kids. You can't do that kind of bullshit.

Even if it was a mild "awww" reaction you should realize it has no place in that line of work.

It saddens me to know that there are folks in charge of kids that can't make the distinction between 2d and 3d when it comes to this.

And I worded it that way because shipping is a fantasy linked to pleasure of the viewer, it's fucked up if you let that thought linger on your mind for too long.

I think it's the other way around user

Why are you so hysterical lmao. No one is that serious 100% of the time, especially around cute kids.

Even parents ship their young children. Theres nothing depraved or degenerate about it. Its adorable in the way someone would "ship" two pets together.

>linked to pleasure of the viewer
Yeah the pleasure in this case is the "awwww theyre so adorable" response, not sexual. Why are you making this so weird?

>user is so devoid of friends during school that he's never seen anyone comment that two people would make a cute couple

I seriously feel bad for you.

user are you high or do you need a minute to rethink what it is you just said

It's fine until it gets sexual.

>You are supposed to be a professional, one that takes care of kids. You can't do that kind of bullshit.
How is it unprofessional? It's a private thought done for vapid spur-of-the-moment entertainment. It's not like the teachers actively try to set the kids up with one another or jack off to the thought of it. It's just some cute bullshit thought of because it's fun.

Honestly mate, I hold my job dear to my heart, it was actually one of my teachers that got me in my way to this profession.

Long story short I was a hack that solved the entire lesson plan for high-school before it started so I could dick around in class, but the teacher threw me a curve ball and created new material from scratch and put me on the teacher position, so during my entire schooling it was a battle of unmoving asses to see who could get the upper hand.

Always hated him but before I graduated he told me I was his favorite student in over 50 years of work, so I did took a shine to the professional aspect of teaching.

And about having no social interaction, I basically ate all the lesson plan so I could nap in school as I was always going to parties all time, I had a weird ass social life that I kinda regret and appreciate now that I'm a functional adult, but I keep all that shit outside of my workplace.

Holy shit

My grandma was a pedophile and I never realized it

I knew there was a sinister motive behind letting the neighbor girl hang out with me

Drat!

No one asked for your life story, just get the stick out of your ass.

Do you guys bet which kid grows up and marries which?.

I just find it disturbing that people in care of kids have such thoughts, these aren't drawings or fictional characters mate, they are actual real persons under your care that will become adults eventually, I can understand this from your average Joe or Tumblr faggot, but not from someone that dares to call themselves a teacher.

Take your autism pills

>I don't think shipping fictional characters is creepy.
Shipping is ALWAYS creepy though.

shipping doesn't necessarily mean "I WANT THE TWO TO FUUUUUCK THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER"

"i want them to make each other happy together" also falls under the definition of shipping and is innocent enough