So how badly will they ruin her?

So how badly will they ruin her?

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well, this is what they did to the last one...

You can bet that she'll be way more than two.

does she cum in the fuck?

After Dakota Fanning, anything would be an improvement.

she'll be NINE AND A HALF

Does being the little girl really fuck you up that hard?

in a world of Weinsteins...

I like that Heaven Knows song, though.

she was fine outside of that singing part

She will not be a little girl, but a 20's something pink haired woman with the power of shooting lasers out of her finger tips and super strength (but she doesn't know she doesn't know she has this one) also she is a feminist and has a Dr Who shirt (although in this version he is called Who Doctor Who). Her evil father will be the major and tell her that the Grinch is evil. So in order to prove this patriarch that he is wrong, she will hike the mountain by herself and reach the lair of the Grinch. Once there, she will debate with the Grinch about the existance of Sanita Claus (Santa is gender bent because seriously... ANOTHER old white guy?! Come on!).

The climax of the movie is Cindy telling the Grinch that he is disappointment for stealing all the gifts, this breaks the Grinch's heart and he just gets depressed and refuses to do anything. Cindy decides to lift his Sled, but she can't until she decides to close her eyes and she lifts the Sled over her shoulders and goes back to Who Ville while laughing "Tee hee hee".

The Grinch then tries to apologize, but Cindy tells him that he needs to EARN her forgiveness and to go back to his mountain. The Grinch's heart grows a little in his chest because at least he knows that someday Cindy will forgive him.

THE END.

You just made my gun collection grow bigger.

>not three sizes

One job, user.
ONE JOB.

I got genuinely upset reading this

Well, she did act with Tom Cruise...

Which was so bad it negated everything else.

it didnt negate shit with Carrey owning the fuck out of everyone as fuck

Okay, everything else with HER.

How can they ruin a character with as deep and rich a lore as this literal Who?

no

They’ll find a way.

It's a 26 minute cartoon. She represents like like 4 minutes of screentime

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DEEDLY DEEDLY DOO JEW

Hahah fuck yeah hail satan

I FUCK THE MUSIC

>market themselves as edgy metal
Pseudo-emocore
>are actually a blues rock band playing about normal blues rock things
The fuck?

Gross

Perfect summary of The Last Jedi.

SPIDERS
SPAIN IS FULL OF SPIDERS

i must
FUCK A TREE FUCK A TREE FUCK A TREE

Making 26 minute cartoons into full-length movies is exactly how they've been ruining every Dr Seuss movie so far. So the way they'll ruin her is exactly by giving her more than 4 minutes of screentime.

Reminds me of my great-niece.

you've got THIRTY NINE AND A HALF spiders in your brain

Who's "they"?

Dunno... scary thing to ask. Is there R34 of her? Eventually a precedent will be set somewhere.

Shut up Boco. It was that broad from that shitty band.

...

Illumination.

Yep. It's probably on pixiv somewhere...

Hi, did you not see the Jim Carey version?

>the diddly diddly doo jew
god i hope she isn't in the movie at all

is it weird that now I kinda want some rule 34 drawn in the original Suess style?