>Out This Week: Star Wars: The Last Jedi Collector's Edition (Tue 19) Star Wars Insider #178 (Tue 19) Doctor Aphra #15 (Wed 20) Poe Dameron #22 (Wed 20)
Joking aside, stop calling her a Mary Sue. She’s just strong.
Daniel Thomas
Spoonfeed me.
I really liked Darth Vader (the 2015 one) and think the current Star Wars ongoing is solid but nothing to write home about.
Where next? They're all I've read.
Aiden Cox
ORANGE
Jayden Wood
It's been 11 days since the ST started in the timeline, and she beat two Jedi, and the FO's most elite guards, managed to push Kylo to kill Snoke, and is single-handedly going to resurrect the Jedi now. And that isn;t even mentioning her absurd use of the force.
Julian Sullivan
Name some good things about TLJ
Jaxson Diaz
Read Lando and Shattered Empire.
Josiah Powell
If you liked Aphra, go to her comic next.
Others to consider are the two Maul comics, Kanan, Shattered Empire, and Lando. And the current Vader comic of course.
Owen Diaz
Any Sabaphra smut yet?
Adam Garcia
>Bombs away!
Adam Clark
Kanan Lando Han Solo Darth Maul Vader 2017 Cassian and K2S0 one shot
Any of those.
Dylan Thompson
As someone who hated Rey and thought Reylo would never be more than frenchie shitposting, the Rey/Kylo stuff was solid (minus the towel gag) until Rey fucks off after the big fight.
Thomas Flores
new canon is for fags
Zachary Barnes
TFA/TLJ Infinities when?
Evan Hall
I wouldn't bring up any explosives regarding that character if I were you
Brody Bell
>ywn write for Lucasfilm and write a Marvel mini where you break all canon in your quest to resurrect her Just let it end.
Tyler Lewis
15 years from now
we should really get Kyle 2.0
William Green
The new Vader comic is stellar, both Darth Maul comics also stand out, Lando was already mention. Aphra is love it or hate it. Very humorous, almost farcical. The rest is either mostly unmemorable (Leia, Chewbacca...)
Anthony King
hopefuly never hopie. it can't be saved and it's borig as fuck
Chase Parker
Why did Luke shit-talk Obi-Wan? It's the only problem I had with Luke's characterization.
Jaxson Turner
>ok we made a nice safe movie and set some new stuff up for the trilogy t. Disney
>hold my beer t. Rian Johnson.
and now JJ has to make 9 starting from basically scratch. where everyone is basically fucking dead except kylo, hux, rey, finn, and poe.
Hunter Ortiz
They'll probably recanonize most of Legends by then after the movies stop making money for Disney like with what happened with the old Marvel comics and the SotME Novel that were later recanonized during the prequel era.
Asher Murphy
>Jedi Jesus wasn't the canon exile in TOR What did BioWare mean by this
Carson Sanchez
Was he Snoke?
Jason Walker
How many Rebels episodes are left until they all abruptly die at the end.
Christopher Flores
I have some ideas on how to improve the concept of the Jedi after the prequels ruined them. Any CONSTRUCTIVE criticism is greatly appreciated.
For one thing no uniforms. Why was Obi wearing robes? Because he lived on Tatooine where it is hot, dry, dusty and windy. They should dress in a manner suitable to their environment, preferably what everyone else is wearing so they don't stand out.
They don't own a fuck huge city sized mega-block on the planet with the highest land prices in the galaxy. They have a base of operations there because all the news goes through that planet eventually. The base is about 30 miles from the Senate in sub-basement of the Grand Library. They don't actually own the sub-basement or the library, they were just allowed to live there by a Head Librarian centuries past and never moved out.
They don't all carry light-sabers. Only the Knights do. The Scribes can cripple mega-corps with well placed letters to well placed people and quote legal precedent for days. In matters of civil conduct they will fucking destroy you and make you wish the Knights had done it clean and quick with a light saber.
They aren't centralized and don't have a hierarchy beyond the local temple. They all listen to the ones on Corisant but they aren't obligated to listen and have in the past quite often told them to go fuck themselves, politely. It's typically one Master to a temple.
Due to the decentralized nature of the Jedi doctrine varies quite wildly. Sith is a dirty word for an order another order thinks has gone too far. Typically only emo teens with questionable taste in music and fashion call themselves Sith. Exception being the extremely rare actual Sith who are pretty dangerous but self destructive creatures. One notable exception in recent history who was EXTREMELY dangerous and built an empire.
Nathan Gray
I can't wait for prequel trilogy to sequel trilogy
why didn't holdo just hyperspace jump her plan out of her mouth into poes ears? Also if poe knew that they could send a shuttle to canto bight without the first order noticing why not just have everyone do that instead having the stormtrooper who he met a day a go and some nobody from maintenance sneak aboard Snokes fucking flagship?
Logan Reyes
>after the prequels ruined them
Nathan Nguyen
Part II
Yoda would be either a scribe or a master and not knight. Maybe the first and only master to reach master without a lightsaber. Yoda would HAVE to never wield a sabre. He is not about that life
The Force has no biological component. Midiclorians are an indication but not a totally reliable one. They are a force sensitive bacteria found in force users. They glow slightly in the presence of force manipulation and disturbance. Many Jedi don't have them and many non-Jedi do. What causes the force? Fuck knows. Jedi scribes and masters have expended great amount of breath and ink that amounts to "fucked if I know". It's keyed to organic life except when it's not and you find a robot with the force and it's linked to sentience/sapience except when you find a lower animal that can use it.
It's possible to grow midiclorians in a jar and use them as Jedi detectors. They work some of the time but make better lightbulbs for temples too poor to afford electricity.
Jedi aren't usually required to be celibate except with the really strict temples but due to the nature of their work they are not considered good candidates for marriage. In a similar manner a Jedi's offspring is no more or less likely to have the Force, so you can't breed them. Similarly clones aren't any more likely to have the Force.
Jedi tend to be poor as most doctrines encourage a lack of materialism.
They make great court lawyers, advisers and royal bodyguards and the money they do make is typically pooled for upkeep of the temple and charitable causes. It is considered a great honour to be a Jedi but also a noble burden, hence why a lot of Force users leave or never join.
Most temples differ slightly in what they consider to be light side and dark side. But all typically hold they they must be a balance. Too much light side influence creates stagnation and corruption, too much dark side and people feel drawn to war
Alexander Mitchell
>actually reposting this shitty post
Daniel Sanders
kys
Charles Wright
>Snoke is killed by a potential model
Christian Lee
fuck off and die
James Sanchez
Dunno if you're the same guy as last time or somebody copypasta-ing this shit, but don't. It's still crap.
Josiah Gutierrez
>a cowboy cop turned bounty hunter and a patchwork cyborg made by the criminal he was chasing started a relationship together Not the Tam Polsa story I was expecting but I'll accept it regardless.
Kevin Foster
>being retarded
Luke Lopez
Actual constructive criticism please and thank you.
Nathan Butler
>complains that the prequels ruined the Jedi >First thing you complain about is the robes which were explicitly the Jedi garments by ROTJ at the absolute latest
Jack Howard
Her popularity has really blown up, hasn't it?
Jaxon Williams
TLJ almost at 900mil lmao the absolute state of Sup Forumsfags
Luis Adams
Will we ever see a good look of the T-85 x wing?
It's not mentioned in the new ICS book is it? Is the new A-wing?
Adam Wilson
Nope, and you're welcome to fuck off and take your fanfic with you.
Justin Gray
you're a shitty writter, you should be head writter for shitsney's parts 10-12 you faggot
Colton Garcia
Episode 9
Jordan Martin
>a literal nobody who hasn't once lost in a spectacular fashion
Jose James
>LIKE What Holdo did to the First Order fleet. Whew. >DISLIKE Everything to do with scope and scale, a consistent problem with Star Wars. It inherited a lot of these problems from TFA, but even then there's no reason for the resistance to not only be reduced to the smallest fleet we've ever seen from the Rebellion era to a single cruiser, to a handful of transports from that cruiser, to the amount of people you can fit in the Falcon. It's just fucking ludicrous. Then you have the whole problem of them running away from the Order, the lack of the Star Destroyers assisting the Dreadnaut in the opening, Krayt being RIGHT FUCKING THERE apparently, and everything about how the middle of the movie with Casino Planet and Rey's training happens. It's probably the way this movie resembles ESB the most.
Parker Garcia
They apparently all got obliterated at Hosnian Prime.
As if there weren't enough reasons to hate Starkiller Base as it is.
Julian Torres
Well I guess/co/mblr is too retarded to have any kind of civil discourse. Good day sirs.
Tyler Fisher
Didn't she lose in a spectacular fashion when she failed to cure Kylo's heart of evil.
Juan Parker
Please construct yourself a bridge and then jump off it.
Owen Reyes
>posts shitty bait to an anonymous underwater basket weaving holoforum known for shitposting >WOW YOU GUYS ARE MEAN >:(
Angel Rivera
Sorry you're not a particularly imaginative writer. I'm sure you'll find a hugbox somewhere.
William Allen
The new a-wing is just what we see in TLJ. Yes, it has a page in the ICS. The only mention of T-85s is how all the ones in the NR fleet were vaporized, making the shitty T-70s in the Resistance the most "new" x-wings in the conflict.
Ethan Bailey
>c-c-omblr! >good day sirs >>>/reddit/
Ryder Rodriguez
Disturbing as fuck.
Bentley Clark
I'm honestly surprised that Red Letter Media doesn't think of her as a Mary Sue. I mean, she's not Starkiller levels of overpowered. I'll give her that. Still on the fence as to whether or not I want to call her that.
David Mitchell
Fuck this gay era
Luke Garcia
>Krayt
Parker Phillips
0/10 not fooling anyone with this stale ass copypasta
Jace Cruz
god I hate the nu-Xwing. who decided that a turbine splitting in half was better than the original's 4 separate turbines?
Ethan Walker
>stupid-cool star wars judge dredd is in a homosexual relationship with a goofy headless cyborg >the writer of this book has actually written dredd in the past
i don't know how to feel about any of this
Joshua Young
Ralph McQuarrie
Cooper Howard
I get they where all "hurr demilitarization" but it still agrivates me how appreantly there where no additional bases, outposts, anything other than n in the hosnian system.
I figured in this movie we'd see a larger resistance made up of the rest of the shattered NR fleet.
Though I hold out hope to see a combined fleet in IX that shows Y-wings, ARC-170s and T-85s all fly together.
But, JJ.
Jayden Wilson
To be honest, if it wasn't for JJ rehashing X-Wings, Filoni probably would have used that design as proto-X-Wings in Rebels, and that would have been 10x better.
What could have been I guess.
Wyatt Morales
GIRLCOCK
Hudson Reed
>where no additional bases, outposts, anything other than n in the hosnian system.
they kept talking about support in the outer rim tho
James White
There's a good reason the concept art was rejected.
Camden Morris
only expanded universe still should be canon
Jaxson Collins
>Ralph McQuarrie well who ever did final design for the new movies, screwed it up.
Brayden Green
What? It sounds exactly the same. I went to look it up to see if I heard it wrong but it's just spelled differently. Also, fuck off back to Sup Forums with your retard Wojack memes.
Carson Phillips
it's not going to be New Republic assistance. It's going to be similarly shitty, few-ship having allies.
Parker Diaz
ahsoka should have fallen to the dark side
Leo Jenkins
I see your opinion, and I give my own:
The Jedi Knights are not what one thinks of when they say 'order'. They have few great temples to their honour, and those they do were built for purposes far more practical. The average Jedi bears much resemblance to the wandering heroes of much primitive folklore, those who go about righting wrongs and ending disputes as well as they can manage.
The Lightsaber is a symbol of office for most Jedi, a deadly though obsolete weapon by the time of the Empire, some focus on it's mastery but most view it as one of many tools at their disposal. The Jedi view of the Force is one of the simplest; there is only the Force and the Dark Side, which is grown when a being uses the Force towards selfish ends at the expense of others.
Most Jedi operate alone though a considerable amount take apprentices, dubbed Padawan by the more dogmatic members, to train under their tutelege so that they may become Jedi in their own right. Many Jedi notice that their offspring inherit their training in the force from childbirth, so some Jedi have taken to becoming landed nobility on certain worlds in order to create lasting Jedi dynasties, with the oldest dating back to almost 2000 years prior to the Battle of Yavin.
Contrary to popular belief, anyone, given the motivation and correct training, can open themselves to the Force and learn to use it's power, but most Jedi find it easier to train those who have a natural affinity for it due to the time taken for training to take effect.
Adam Reed
I want to have sex with Holdo.
Kayden Young
POE!
Jaxon Rogers
One.
Asher Martinez
kys
Ethan Foster
Hey there what's your name?
Ryder Ortiz
>Ahsoka turns to the dark side and becomes Vader's apprentice >He orders her to keep an eye on Aphra when he isn't around >Sexual hijinks ensue
Dominic Brooks
Same, but when she was the quirky Luna Lovegood jailbait from the Princess of Alderaan book.
I'd hyperdrive my Raddus into her until she explodes, if you know what I mean hehehehehe
Jaxon Reed
...
Caleb Bailey
why create a new setting for a casino, when the Errant Venture exists and would have been better?
Robert Bennett
>Y-Wings, ARC-170s, and T-85s all fly together ARC-170s are half a century old by these movies. As cool as it would be to see them again, it wouldn't make any sense for either side to be using tech that old.
Kevin Baker
>I get they where all "hurr demilitarization" but it still agrivates me how appreantly there where no additional bases, outposts, anything other than n in the hosnian system. There's a NR base on Mirrin Prime in Before The Awakening, so it's likely they have outposts around Republic space. Without the main fleet they won't be able to put up much of a fight against the First Order by themselves, but they could potentially group up with the Resistance.
The Mon Calamari are apparently loyal to the Resistance. I'm sure everyone's favourite squidmen will be able to provide them with some heavy hitters.
kek'd
Hudson Long
Two.
Henry Jackson
new canon is for retards. she should be competing with starkiller
Jace Morris
>starkiller
Christopher Morris
Actually it would be 100% appropriate for the Resistance to have them, they should be using whatever the fuck they can, like the Rebels.
And "BF2: Resurrection" actually has a mission where Iden comes across a pirate faction actually flying around in salvaged ARC-170's, V-Wings, and a Naboo Starfighter. Was really cool to see them all in the ST Era, even if it's your mission to blow them up
There was also some AT-RT's which I actually think were belonging to the FO, in a weird coincidence considering there was a FO AT-RT toy released alongside TFA.
Benjamin Brown
>Vader fucks Ahsoka >locked in an air lock Aphra has to watch >with every thrust of Vader hips Ahsoka's face comes closer to ramming into the open the airlock button and to Aphra getting spaced
William Ortiz
Oh boy, we got a live one lads
Chase Walker
BFII had a pirate group allied with the First Order using ARCs and V-Wings. I can see there being some mothballed CW fighters gathering dust in an old shipyard, waiting to be used again.
Justin Lopez
The turbine isn't splitting, just the intakes.
Chase Parker
;_;
You're history, Carlos!
Mason Carter
yes
Kayden Adams
Keep dreaming my dude
Jace Ortiz
>uses first name when addressing her >holds hands with her unconscious body Was Poe fucking Leia?