You have 10 seconds to be as Mr Enter as possible

You have 10 seconds to be as Mr Enter as possible

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Goth girls yeah-uh.

I am a writer. And I have to prove I am a writer by saying it. It also makes me an authority on everything I say.

By the way as a writer I find this thread a waste of time.

itt; writer

I HAVE AUTISM AND TEEN TITANS GO SUCKS
BUY MY BOOK

This thread is cruel and mean spirited.

THIS IS BAD, I KNOW IT'S BAD, BUT I'M GONNA DO IT ANYWAY!

*autistic screeching*

What a mean-spirited thread

Passion patties is inflation

MEAN SPIRITEDNESS IS LITERALLY WORSE THAN GENOCIDE! MY LITTLE PONY IS THE GREATEST PIECE OF MEDIA ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH AND IF YOU DISAGREE I WILL REACH DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT AND RIP YOUR HEART OUT! CARTOON NETWORK CANCEL TODDLER TITANS AND REPLACE IT WITH GROWING AROUND!

that's pan pizza, wrong eceleb

I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT A FICTIONAL CHARACTER'S PERSONALITY AND MORALS LIKE THEY'RE A LIVING,BREATHING PERSON AND REPEAT THE WORD "FUCKING" AT LEAST 3-4 TIMES WHILE RANTING ABOUT THEM

pretty sure that was the joke

I cannot understand social cues, subtlety, irony, sarcasm, or humor thanks to my diagnosed autism. Nevertheless, I will use my perceived notion of those very metrics to evaluate the merits of childrens' cartoons that I have very strong feelings about, and perceive my opinions as irrefutable objective fact.

My voice is as dynamic as a fencepost, my demeanor is devoid of charisma, and my skills at interesting presentation are equal if not worse.

However, I am still better at my job than Doug Walker.

Cartoons should be pleasant to watch, gross cartoons are unpleasant, why should I like gross cartoons, why do people make them, why can't every cartoon be like my book where nothing is ever gross

*stupid opinion*

>However, I am still better at my job than Doug Walker.
????
He constantly tries imitating Doug Walker in shitty ways.

At the very least Doug is playing a character, Enter is genuinely getting angry at spongebob and family guy cartoons

But he's not a functioning member of society. Doug does not have that excuse.

This, however, is a fair point. Comparison withdrawn.

"Hi. I'm Mr. Enter, and i loooooooooooooooooooove lasagna."

>However, I am still better at my job than Doug Walker
Remember how Enter used to constantly play clips from Nostalgia Critic during reviews.
Even today he is still imitating him.
I don't think even he thinks of himself as better than Doug Walker.

I'm not defending Doug here but there's a line that needs to be drawn.

>be me
>watching some serviceable cartoon/movie/vidya reviewer on Youtube just to pass the time
>they start to use an obnoxious cartoon avatar of themselves on the video
>immediately unsubscribe and never watch anything from them ever again
Am I the only one who does this ?

The only reviewers I even acknowledge at this point are Phelous, Brad Jones, Ashens, and Two Best Friends Play (assuming you can even call the last two reviewers)

e-celeb threads are cancer and against >>>/global/rules/11
OP is a faggot.
Do your part to help purge subhumans like him from this board by reporting this thread.

I agree that those cartoons began to suck ass, but I won’t encourage my mindless fans to send death threats to the writers (who haven’t worked on the show in 5 years) because SpongeBob sarcastically said crying solves your problems.

Pretty much why I stopped watching Robobuddies despite her being one of the better reviewers out there (not that there's much of a standard)

>Dude reference to Monty Python!
>Git on with it LOL
>reference to MST3K! LOL

>THAT'S it I'm walking away from this review
>EARLY CREDITS
>Whats that, offscreen voice? Fine I'll do the review

>dude hackneyed plot that """forces" me to do a crossover

What do I win

Ça va, Go-Busters?

I am ace-sexual and the thought of sex makes me fill wierd

>I am ace-sexual and the thought of ANY PERSON HAVING ANY SEXUAL OR ROMANTIC THOUGHTS IN THE SLIGHTEST makes me fill wierd
ftfy

What do you guys think of Bobsueox?

Was it any good?

thanks man, now I'll forever have that image in my head

>dude actually write a book
>Because of procrastination i'm still on page one

I suck

I hate darkness

>Hello is I the Bad Movie man!
>This is bad movie!
>This movie is SO BAD I no watch!
>Bye bye audience!
> Reviewer!
>"Evil bad man who look like me? What you doing on me skype?"
>"Reviewer, If you no review movie..."
>"..."
>"WORLD GO BOOM-BOOM!"
>"BOOM BOOM!?"
>"Yes, because I am bad man who look like you! Me curse DVD to 'SPLODE THE WORLD if YOU NO WATCH!!!"
>No way! Funny side man who also look like me, is he tell truth!?
>Yes review man, watch bad movie quickly!
>Darn! I guess me watch bad movie now! ;) ;) ;)

Why do so many reviewers make weird side plots where they save the universe or some shit by making fun of a fucking movie?

>Why do so many reviewers make weird side plots where they save the universe or some shit by making fun of a fucking movie?
at first it was meant as a jab at the cliche/dumbass reasons that the universe would have to be save

It's especially embarassing when the reviewer can't write his way out of a plastic bag, so they either end up wasting time or copying famous movies.
Also

>internet reviewer has a theme song that lasts over 30 seconds

her voice is so painful to listen to, honestly

Dude, have you heard the nostalgia critic's new theme song?

Don't wanna overhype it, but...it's pretty epic

To be fair, they probably do that to avoid copyrighted video.

i sexually identify as a single celled organism

Not them, but he's entertaining. Although incorporating his gf's fursona is absolute cringe

Not really related to the thread but now pan has possibly permanently injured himself thanks to masturbating wrong

Did ANYONE in this FUCKING team even FUCKING think about what they were writing!? You say "don't worry about it, it's just a kids show". Well would YOU show a kid THIS!?

Zeus Cervas should be blacklisted from writing and fined hundreds of dollars. His family should spit on him and disown him. He should be tarred, feathered, and marched through the streets in a tight, leather suit...fashioned with pony ears and pink fuzzy handcuffs...mmm...

Er, I'm asexual, everyone!

>internet reviewer has a theme song that lasts over 30 seconds

I always liked Spoony's because he just got a band to record a song for him that's appropriate, not like an actual theme song with his name in the lyrics. It's just a song that works on its own.

Why does this cartoon have characters doing over the top things to each other? I hate disproportionate consequences for characters and anyone who writes an episode like this is a BAD person.

That guy is awesome. Yeah he's exaggerated, but he's got charisma; something Mr. Enter doesn't have. Also he doesn't use the autism card in all his reviews like Enter does.

Toddler Titans go.


>If you ever refer to the show at this unironically, I know for a fact I will hate you with every fiber of my being.

>masturbating wrong
H-how is that possible?

I'M A FUCKING WRITER AND THIS SHOW HAS BAD MORALS!

Here, have something that's been in the back of my fridge for a decade.

Because the majority of these people are failed artists who still have that "creative" streak, and so they remedy it by inserting childish skits or characters or plotlines into reviews that don't need them.

Because some people seem to think that being able to analyze and critique media somehow actually makes themselves qualified to create quality media, even when they very clearly aren't.

See: Doug Walker's Demo Reel period.

CARTOON NOT HAVE KARMIC RETRIBUTION? Mean spirited! Bad writing! Why not scumbaggy character learn wholesome lesson? Why bad stuff happen to character when done nothing bad? Bad writing!

What does it mean or defined to be mean-spirited? Newfag here.

user, are you saying you didn't laugh at the supervillain shuffle?

Ace people are a fucking lie, how can you NOT like sex?

Mean-spirited: inconsiderate and unsympathetic.
The term, ideally, is meant to be used when describing media that tries too hard to be funny by being mean it ends up just being mean. Like Chicken Little, a movie most people hate partially because all of the sufferings of the main character just come across as excessive without being funny.

The problem here is that Mr.Enter is a fucking pussy and so he uses the term for anything that he doesn't find funny and offends his feelings (which happens to be quite a lot of things).
He uses it so often that it's become a joke and using the term "mean-spirited" to criticize anything (even things that deserve to be called that) will have people call you Mr.Enter, a.k.a autistic cartoon reviewer who cries at everything that hurts his feelings

His book is based on a cancelled Nick pilot. He is an unoriginal thief.

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

he at least has a book

Damn, appreciate the info.

Outside of the premise, what did he steal?

Or, in summary, if your show has conflict that isn't on par with fucking Barney and I mean the ACTUAL Barney,
not Technicolor Pastel Horses, he'll most likely shit on you for it.

What's the difference?

the premise is literally the only thing in the book
the "characters" are just himself as the dad and a bunch of stick figures to do things that show off the premise

This image never fails to make me laugh

THIS THREAD IS TOO MEAN SPIRITED

For the past two or so years Pan has occasionally posted about his UTIs. Apparently he just goes to bed after masturbating without even wiping the semen off his penis.

...

Fluttershy being mean made me depressed :(

Oh my god I forgot about that. What a fuck.

I hAAAAAAAAAAAAte this shit shlo myujch I'm gonmna mnash my wrods together and ppornounce EEvry sharp vowel so loud it crAAAKs the mIIIke

context me famalam
preferably with a mirror of the now deleted video

THE IMPLACATION OF RAPE IN RUSSIAN CARTOONS IS UNACEPTABLE.

This scene was apparently a joke but I didn't get it due to my blistering autism.

How can someone even do that, jesus.
The uncomfortable sensation of semen in my junk is literally what gets me up in the morning.

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Agreed. This is kino.

That wasn't slapstick. That was domestic violence.

>kino
Well, it's neither funny nor well made, so I guess that checks out.

It's reassuring to know I was smarter than a grown man when I was 12.

And thus the Enter thread has taught us that Pan is still more cringy

Doesn't he still live with his parents? Do they care about his destructive behavior at all?

I WROTE A FANFICTION TIER BOOK SERIES, SO THAT MEANS I'M AN EXPERT ON WHAT GOOD STORYTELLING IS!

Didn't his ex say he was extremely unhygienic too?

Pan knows about goth cat-elf?

Oh no.

Does he ever look at these threads on Sup Forums?

There was a horse show episode where one character yelled at the others.

Mr Enter got so triggered that he made multiple videos claiming he was upset, sickened, and even depressed over the scene that he couldn't watch the episode ever again. He threw personal insults at writers and got them harassed on twitter.

He remade the review later on where he apologised, and didn't use the writers' names, but jesus christ how fucking stupid do you have to be to make these mistakes in the first place?

watch if you dare youtube.com/watch?v=jRKCymXaTB4

He's such a pussy that he got nightmares from Spongebob.
Do you really think he'd go on a website with a reputation for being full of scary people who use mean words?

Hmmmmm...
Name a single reviewer other than JonTron who has made good content despite this cliche. Pic not related.

Quinton Reviews, maybe?
He doesn't use the cliche very often, and he's a lot more obviously tongue in cheek about it, so he might not count.

Damn, ya got me. That was fast.

James Rolfe like... ten years ago?

I repeat, e-celeb threads are cancer and against >>>/global/rules/11
OP is a faggot.
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People can get really autistic when someone mentions real people

>MUH MORALS

This fictional cartoon had their voices switched in the body switching episode? Worst cartoon 0/10

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Why the fuck would you share that on the internet?