Earth-Chan Thread

DONT POLLUTE MY WAIFU

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I'm going to stick my dick in the dirt just to make you feel bad

"And full of Nazis."

i want to live with the mole people then.

Nice any more Earth-chan...

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Your waifu suck!, Mars-chan & Pluto-chan are the only true waifus on the solar system!

forced meme

Dr. Blight forcing herself on Earth-chan, pls.

Captain Plant is just some guy trying to protect his waifu from being exploited or harmed

Was this made by the bike cuck guy?
It looks like it was, at least.

Not thicc enough!

He is truly /ourguy/

>Captain Plant

It was.

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A recent scientific discovery has revealed that the Earth actually is flat ever since yo mama sat down

I'm tired of these "I'm not flat!" jokes.

Let's just do what they did to the Jews and vote them to death.

>Liking those wee dirt clods
Jupiter-chan is thick, THICK!

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t. flat earther.

Why is the Earth so flat?

Get out!, you waifu is NOT thicc, she is really fat! also she is only a gas planet!

my dog just took a shit on your waifu

YOUR NAME IS LITERALLY DIRT!

I got you covered.

What aren't you tired of?

I heard she is not round, but slightly elliptical!

Outta the way whore I want Earth Chan

This is the only earth chan I know get your take out of here.

What's with these earth comics? Did the bikecuck incident change him?

Looks like trying to relate to people finally bit him in the ass enough times to make him want to try something different.

>Thinking tepid liberals will ever vote to do the obvious right thing
>Thinking obviously evil reactionaries will ever vote away any chunk of their base
There's only one question as to how to deal with Nazis, and that's whether they get the Wall or if they just die in Stalingrad

Shouldn't earth be the bustiest since she's the most fertile

is venus earth's twin sister but way hotter?

>satellite
Fucking beta orbiters.

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Move aside, kid.

Multipussy.
> imagine

Another basic bitch anime waifubait rendition of something that children are flocking to, though manchildren would be inaccurate when nothing about the people who like this is manly

Someone post the beaten one

MODS!

This
>Draw cute girl
>[Literally anything]
>????????????????
>Profit

what's this sailor moon shit why are there animu planets?

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This is basically pic related.
I mean. For those who start caring about the planet.

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You, of course.

I want to abuse Earth-chan

BARNEY REEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE

You know what?
If making Earth into an animu girl makes people realize "shit, we need to stop fucking up the planet" I'm all for it.

But it won't, it's just memes.

I would find it sad.
Not a Sup Forumstard but if we need childish escapism like that to stand up for righteous causes maybe we deserve to go extinct.

Because yeah, the planet is fine.
It have had geological events that fucked it up way more than anything we could do ourselves even with all our nukes.
Talking about 90% of life dying, and not because of asteroids.
But it's just a dumb meme for millenials so who cares
youtube.com/watch?v=7W33HRc1A6c

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This is why Barneyfags need to die.

>earth waifu
wtf I love Shen now

Earth-chan is for bully and nothing else

How does Earth-chan feel about all the humans that lust after going to visit, or even live at a permanent colony on Mars?

Well she wears a NASA shirt, which is dedicated to getting people off of Earth

Anthropocentrism at its worst.

Algae and trees are responsible for more climate change on Earth than humans ever will be. Algae and trees are directly responsible for the 21% oxygen atmosphere! You like life out of the ocean? Thank algae and trees. There are far more trees than people on Earth.

Earth, if it were sentient, would treat humans as lesser than trees.

Why would earthchan be a pale skin when the vast majority of it is brown?

This is why Barneyfags need to die.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Oxygenation_Event

Humans think they're so important but they're a fucking blip.

Eurocentrism.

Also because white girls are objectively the prettiest and sexiest girls.

youtube.com/watch?v=KDVFusPcKNM

Imagine if we had an event like this happen again somehow. Everything would just casually self-combust.

Would be pretty fucking awesome.

Finally people with some sense.
Humans are only good to produce plastic

To be fair the fact hat she is Anime-style makes her a more legitimate waifu than the all the Calarts shit fake waifus people post here like Star Vs or Ruby Gloom.

These make me wanna go recycle

>My manchild obsession of sexualizing drawing of cute girls is better than your manchild obsession of sexualizing drawing of cute girls because I prefer the artstyle.

Moe is as bland and uncreative as calarts

>those shoulderpads.

I'm pretty sure the vast majority of earth is blue. because of the oceans.

Go to bed, Ivy

Remember that time when no one asked your bitch ass? Go back to your shitty "what did they mean by this"/Big 2 shitposting/totally-not-Sup Forums threads if you aren't interested.

I swear this shit happens every winter.
>winter season Anime FOTM waifu
>Twitter meme waifu
>Twitter meme clothes
How short you think this fad will die out? Ellen Baker and Hestia esentially don’t exist anymore.

wow, great, more basic flavor cancer for KnowYourMeme to indulge. Just what we needed, right after the Doki cancer died out.
all fields

cry some more

Take a shot every time the media produces generic waifu cancer like this

>complains about waifus
>posts waifus

>AY YO BRUH WHY DONTCHU JACK OFF TO ANYTHANG AND EVERYTHANG
you should've stayed loyal to Ebola-chan famalam, at least that one was actually interesting for more than a minute

>Jupiter-chan
Braaaaaaap!

>Missing the point
It's about the artstyle compared to generic animu aka moe, stop thinking with your dick

adventure!

He actually does some funny stuff from time to time.

He means the people on it, user, the people.