Only one roll of toilet paper left

>only one roll of toilet paper left
>have to go buy more soon

Buy a shit ton of then in bulk.
Then you will not need to buy any for a long time.

This.

I buy like 40 rolls a time and just keep them in my dry store. Last like a year

Just move to India. Problem solved.

Just use a leaf.

My dad owns a wholesale outlet so I end up buying 200 rolls for dirt cheap. Havent bought toilet paper in nearly 2 years

>>/r9k/

kek

who are u

Dude, get yourself a washlet.
No need to use paper any more. You can also use it to spray warm water on your balls and then it drys it with warm air.

Did I mention the seat instantly heats up, too?

i am my father's son

Psst.
I have 400 rolls bruh.
Fuckin noobs.

I would buy more, but I always worry about some freak accident like a flood or a leak ruining my supply

So you have water that hits your shitty ass, which then proceeds to get on balls and on surrounding areas, and you consider that shit sanitary? No, fuck that, get on my level. Manage your digestive health good enough to take one good shit every morning, shower afterwards.

does it have a filter? i don't want to get flouride up my bhole

You let your shit splash around the shower? Fugging amerigans, jesus christ. There's micro poo particles covering the only thing left to get your clean now.

It has separate jets and a self cleaning cycle. IT CAN AIM.

>>only one roll of toilet paper left
As is life under socialism.

>he only poops once a day

I don't get in the shower before cleaning up with paper dude...
What the fuck were you picturing?

The few times in a year I have to clean myself and am unable to take a shower, I actually put rubbing alcohol on the last wipe in an attempt to sterilize.
You are splashing shit water all over and calling it a day.

...

Just shit immediately before showering. No more toilet paper purchases ever