>Out This Week: Star Wars: The Last Jedi Collector's Edition (Tue 19) Star Wars Insider #178 (Tue 19) Doctor Aphra #15 (Wed 20) Poe Dameron #22 (Wed 20)
Sexual dimorphism. Apparently the 'has horns' genes aren't as strong in female zabrak as they are in males for some reason.
Julian Hall
>master race
Zachary Murphy
Hail Mandalore!
Aiden Watson
Making Maul and Ventress the same species was a mistake.
Hunter Scott
>Kylo WILL die. >Finn WILL stay with Rose. >Poe WILL fuck Carrie Fisher's daughter. >Rey WILL end up a lone gunslinger like Luke was supposed to in ROTJ.
2019 will be delicious.
Lucas Parker
To continue the conversation about misconceptions from the last thread, I used to think that Tatooine's second sun was the Death Star, and that this scene was foreshadowing Luke facing and destroying it.
Carter Martinez
This. Should have just made them come from the same planet. Maul could have been adopted or some shit
Brayden Powell
SabAphra lewds and fanfictions WHEN?
Ethan White
I can't wait for in 30 years time we get crazy old hermit Rey.
Gavin Cook
I don't get comparing Porgs to Ewoks or Gungans. They occupy the same role as pit-droids; cute background gags.
Jonathan Wright
Where do Space Asians come from?
David Scott
>>Rey WILL end up a like Luke in TLJ. rey doing this
Ethan Ward
When I was younger I thought Palpatine had a lightsaber on him in ROTJ
Andrew Howard
Well your younger self was precognizant
Justin Ward
you will never know
Wyatt Peterson
The wrong sister died!!!!!!
Hudson Foster
I loved Canto Bight, is the book any good?
Jonathan Nguyen
yeah but not blue or green
Aiden Sanchez
Maybe not. The species could be that the males only have horns like how deer are
Eli Brooks
>Tag and Bink: A Star Wars Story when?
Hudson Hall
I recognize that bulge
Jackson Davis
apparently they are in Han Solo, isn't that the point of the OP?
Chase Sullivan
Tag and Bink are canon?
Cameron Hall
who's that?
Charles Moore
This was before I watched any of he movies, but I knew there was at least 2 or 3 about clones, and I thought these shits were the clones
James Morales
But what if I want the females to have horns?
Adam Nelson
wheres my nigga manny bothans
Ryan Cruz
post the full comic you know the one
Cooper King
He's dead
Liam Wood
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Angel Ramirez
she actually looks cute here her hair in the movie looks fucking retarded
Carson Sanders
>fanfictions WHEN?
I want to give it a shot, never done it tho, so I got to research first
Juan Clark
the trade federation
Juan Gonzalez
That's what regular Zabraks are there for.
Joseph Martinez
Stop complaining Finn, you're lucky you got anybody at all.
Colton Long
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Jonathan Phillips
They are?
>WHERE WERE YOU WHEN RON HOWARD SAVED STAR WARS?
Brandon Thompson
the film is already bloated with gags. Also the pit droids, ewoks and even the gungans were decent designs ok ewoks not so much and looked convincing on screen
Aiden Hughes
They're in Red Solo Cup: A Star Wars Story
Ethan Campbell
Pretzels lie. They manipulate.
William Jones
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Oliver Young
I saw Phantom Menace playing on tv and thought it was episode 4. I thought Qui Gon was old Obi-Wan.
Nicholas Fisher
#JaxxonForEpisode9
Connor Sanchez
These two were the cutest actors in TLJ.
Xavier Mitchell
I thought it was cute
Caleb Wilson
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Dylan James
Fuck you, Don-Wan Kihotay or we riot.
Noah Green
that's the old pottery at work, my friend
Parker Smith
How many times do you think Poe conquered Tallie, Paige, and Jess?
Landon Roberts
Choose.
James Jackson
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Daniel Rivera
I chose Atton.
Jacob Miller
Him and Jess are defo friends with benefits. Paige I can see him scoring with at least once. Tallie is pure, so never.
He also probably slept with Connix at some point.
John Green
>boot up TOR >blind people are a race EUfags........
Lincoln Gomez
More like he wants to call Rey mommy
Zachary Hill
So discounting rebels is there actually a mandalorian jedi
Camden Bailey
yeah release order>>>>>>>>chronological. Especially for someone watching them for the first time, holy shit. Imagining someone watching Revenge of the Sith without the context of the other movies always makes me laugh. >The what? Wookiees? Have we seen those before? We haven't? So why is Yoda going there just to watch a battle? >Wait Anakin turns to the dark side? Like he just gets tricked by Palpatine? >Wait all the Jedi are just fucking dead? >Twins? She lost the will to live? >Yoda can speak to ghosts?!?! >Wait what when did Obi-Wan ever meet Owen and Beru? >That's it? Everyone either dies or gives up?
Machete order is also insane to me because how could you have someone watch A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, and just when they want the resolution to that cliffhanger ending, fucking hit em with Attack of the Clones and ruin any momentum they had by the time Return of the Jedi finally starts
Julian Reed
They should have really gotten Ron Howard for the Solo movie from the start, he seems to be having the time of his life.
Blake Wilson
>not posting his final form
Angel Martinez
I always thought it was fucking Padme for the longest time, it never looked like Luke to me. It wasn't until recently (like a few years back) when I saw someone reference Luke seeing his own face in this scene when I realized how stupid I was.
Until Revenge of the Sith came out I thought it was straight up Padme in a Vader suit attacking Luke. I don't know why, and it's never something I ever thought about unless I was watching the scene, but it was just something I thought was kinda weird but accepted it since the movies had a lot of stuff that I didn't quite get as a kid but I just went along with it anyway. The worst part is, after I saw Revenge of the Sith I didn't go "oh that couldn't have been Padme she died 22 years before that." No, my retard brain immediately went "oh then it was just a vision of Padme in the suit" and accepted that for the next few years.
Owen Davis
Tarre Vizsla is the only one in canon.
David Ward
>the film is already bloated with gags It really wasn't. I don't get this argument, when was the last time you watched the movies?
Lucas Gonzalez
But Leia doesn't like to share her nu-Han fucktoy.
Ethan Martin
I bet you Boyega was mad as fuck when he realized what the alternative was.
Lucas Reed
So how come Maul could survive being cut in half but Snoke didn't?
Asher Sullivan
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Brayden Parker
These faggots
Tyler Sullivan
Why did Ben go in his mom's closet?
Jason Evans
Poe seems visibly horrified when Paige's bomber blows up. Her death seems to affect him significantly more than anything else in the film, and after she dies he becomes very angry and rash for the rest of the movie. So it seems like there was something there.
Wyatt Miller
yeah I don't know why George never retouched them in any of the re-releases. That and Luke turning on the lightsaber in Ben's hut always were like obvious changes to me and it never made sense why he just left them and changed other stuff that didn't need to be changed at all. >"hey George should we touch up Darth Maul's horns in the close-ups? they look obviously fake on a decent television" >"the ewoks must blink"
Jose Harris
Where is the lower half of that guys face?
Jaxson Hernandez
Jaxxon is dead, his skeleton was in TCW
Maul had pure unadulterated rage for Obi-Wan and had sith teachings
Henry Jones
Maul is too autistic to die like that
Chase Peterson
Is this going to be a thing now? Cuz I don't mind
Isaac Sullivan
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William Young
Too FLAT to be a mommy
Brody Rodriguez
If we're talking physically, I think it has to do with where they were cut. Maul got sliced right at the waist, so it missed his vitals/spine/etc. It's still weird that he survived that but there's some level of plausibility there.
Snoke was seated and the lightsaber was on his armrest, so it looked to me like it didn't get cut him right at the waist but a little above it, which would probably snagged his spinal cord and a few vital organs.
Anthony Turner
>>Poe WILL fuck Carrie Fisher's daughter.
someone didn't watch the TFA premiere live stream with Oscar Isaac showing up with one arm around Carrie and the other around Billie. he fucked them both
Jaxson Perry
Snoke already had osteoporosis on top on being old as fuck. Maul was full of youthful vigor, in addition to being to son of literal witches.
Sebastian Nguyen
Yo guys how old is Aphra in say, 2 ABY?
how about Sabine
I need this for research, research I intend to share as soon as possible
Cooper Wilson
>he fucked Gary too
Gavin Cruz
Did he fuck the dog too
Ian Perry
>Jaxxon is dead He faked his death. He's still alive in my hear
Brandon Taylor
>no tits >no ass
What do Reyfags even see in her?
David Perez
Sabine's like 23, Aphra's at least 25
Mason Morgan
Her boobs would grow after being bred with his exalted seed.
Robert Peterson
ass
Kayden Lewis
Sabine was born in 21 BBY, making her 23 in 2 ABY.
Aphra's age is not clear but she was a little girl (5-6 years old?) during the Clone Wars.
Levi Turner
Teeth for days lol
Jaxon Martinez
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Dylan Myers
bigger Ren
Jacob Turner
>Shadman.png
Aaron Hall
I'll take a cameo in any film, anthology or saga. NuCanon has made some light references to him, so that's got to say something about his status.
Evan Edwards
WOW, when did Daisy get booty?
Colton Cook
Why can't TLJ apologists come up with a decent argument against legit criticism over this piece of shit movie?
