ITT: Sup Forums ships where the girls are taller

ITT: Sup Forums ships where the girls are taller

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Slutfire.

He probably could of tapped blue diamond if wanted

dat ass

Only sometimes

Fuck Daisy, Donald is a based guy and deserves better

Reminder that Barda wasn't initially drawn taller than Scott. It was just fetishfags who overwrote Kirby's original version.

Well, it makes sense if her name is Big Barda.

It's not Bigger Barda

Is it okay for a girl to be 6’0

Asking for a friend..

That sounds super hot.

>"Mmmm"
They call THAT an orgasm?

Yeah I'd be fine with it. The only concessions I'd ask for is a little help fending off people teasing me for being shorter than you. Like, I know that in the end they're missing out and that I should ignore them, but some teamwork on defense will make me feel like we're asserting ourselves rather than being defensive, know what I mean?

Well, i'm gonna be honest. I, and a shitload of morons in these threads, will find said girl very attractive, but normies wont because they are even bigger morons.

And while we are at it:

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Damian and Jon should be double teaming her.

Do you want me to make snappy one-liners at them or something

I think I can do that

Ivanka Trump is 5’11 and people think she’s hot

I’m only one inch taller :(

Felix and halo girl

That'd work, or just "Eh, it's not a problem for us" or something.

She is? Huh. I wonder if they don't emphasize that too much? I don't think I've ever heard of it

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Jared Kushner is like 6’3 so it all works out

I’m not a lanklet!

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I honestly think it's cuter if the girlfriend is taller sort of dawww " an opposites attract" kind of charm.

Still confused on what he did.

He went inside her vagina and probably danced inside it or gave her clit a massage.

She probably will use his dick as a pole for pole dancing.

I certainly think so. I love tall women.

Thats not what happens in the giantness porn ive seen. He shoukd be a lot wetter.
The second part does happen though.

Yeah, but do you honestly believe Marvel is ever going to publish a guy that is soaking wet from head to toes in delicious vaginal fluid?

No, not gonna happen.

No. They must be 7' 2" and built like a brick shithouse.
And they must mercilessly force orgasms on a 6'2" manlet like myself.

>6'2" manlet

So it is a state of the mind, huh?

A fetish, really.

Brandy and frank

n-no bully plz

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Garnet and Jamie

I’m reading the original run of Mr. Miracle right now, and I never got the impression that Barda was the same height as Scott. I’m on issue 8 and so far they haven’t spent much time in the same place, but just due to the way Kirby’s narraration and Funky Flashman describes her, it wouldn’t make sense if she was the same height as Scott.