What kind of fucking sociopathic beast, devoid of all self-awareness, would dare claim to be an X-Man, a goddamn superhero in a universe where aliens and beings older than time who are capable of ripping whole worlds in half, sometimes with their bare hands, when his power is having a long neck? What the fuck does the word "power" even mean when your power is having a long neck? You know what my power is? I ate a cheese sandwich earlier. My cat has a power, too: She's not in Denver. You can't just have a verb in a sentence near some kind of a noun and say that's a power. Has long neck? Has long neck? Jesus Christ, big shooter, you don't have a power, you have a problem sitting in compact cars.
What kind of fucking sociopathic beast, devoid of all self-awareness, would dare claim to be an X-Man...
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Sounds like his secondary mutation is having huge balls
Basically how I felt when I was a freshman
Well you know what they say about guys with long necks~
They are the worst when they sit in front of you in the movies?
They have a problem sitting in compact cars?
Ah, I see you too read Cracked before it went full SJW
Hey fag, how bout I stretch my neck balls deep into your mums vagina?
Deep Throats?
And now I want a not-in-denver cat live action film
Did they collapse yet? I haven't heard anything about them in forever since they started posting nothing but videos and old articles.
Are they making fun of this guy?
We never knew the extent of his powers. He probably got depowered and blown up in that bus by Stryker.
Incidentally, I noticed one of the students helping out on the X side during the Xorn/Magneto New York shit was wearing a "Magneto Was Right" t-shirt.
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Would having a long neck make one more susceptible to choking?
Well the X-Men kind of force it into Mutants they find, there can be a kid whose hands glow and that’s it, he’s managed to keep under the radar and live a fairly normal life, not wanting to get involved with any kind of super human conflict, then all of a sudden, here come the X-Men, either in their big ass jet or by a flashy teleportation, they put the poor kid, telling him that as a mutant his life is in danger and he’s obligated to fight for a race war that, up until two minutes ago, considered him the enemy, if he declines and they leave he’ll be lynched, if he goes with them, he’ll be turned into fodder during the next big extinction event.
X-Men never just allow Mutants to stay hidden and live their lives, they ALWAYS have to put them and it’s not cool
>Glowing hands
Behold the power of flashlight! With the amazing power of reveal things in the darkness! Tremble at its skill of never get lose in the dark!
user, zero of what you said is true.
X-men only pull the super jet shit when you really make a spectacle of mutant puberty.
It's the government's giant robots that get the mutants on the dl.
You just know that the X-Men will give some stupid reason as to how he’d be invaluable to them, I just want once for some normal looking mutant to tell the x-men to fuck off.
Like wolverine in first gen movie?
tbf that is a pretty long fucking neck
what the hell happened to shaggy
Fixed his posture