Create Your Own Disney Princess Movie!

Pick a Culture.
Pick a Deuteragonist for her.
Pick the strange place that's unfamiliar for both of them
Pick the moment when they separate.
Pick two Animal/Magic Sidekicks for merchandise purposes.
Write your story!

GO WILD!

>Pick a Culture.
Werewolf
>Pick a Deuteragonist for her.
Monster Hunter love interest
>Pick the strange place that's unfamiliar for both of them
Transylvania
>Pick the moment when they separate.
When the Werewolf Princess thinks her love tried to kill her or thinks she heard him call her ugly.
>Pick two Animal/Magic Sidekicks for merchandise purposes.
A Bat and a black cat.
>Write your story!
A Werewolf Princess lives in a far off land and shunned by society. She often steals food for the towns people. A monster hunter is hired to kill her. Said Monster Hunter falls in love with her and they bond. An miscommunication happened and the Princess Werewolf is angry at the Hunter and runs away. Hunter Love Interest is captured by villain because he wants to kill the werewolf. She comes to rescue the guy. Big action climax scene. And then the two lived happily ever after.
The End

Yeah, okay. I'd watch that.

>Culture.
>Werewolf

...

FINE.


Oscar's yours.

We need more Asian princesses
I heard that Japan and Korea have their own princess tales
They could use that

has there ever been a British princess?

Yes, the best one: Maid Marianne.

She’s not a princess.

Not too sure if it counts since it's Pixar, but Brave.

You know, it's fascinating how the "Disney princess movie" is really a 90s invention, and the merchandising line debuted in like, early 00s. Disney itself subverted the format almost sixty years ago by making a film where the fairies are the main characters.

Neither is Mulan. And even Pocahontas is kinda reaching.

what movie?

At the beginning of "The Wind and the Willows" the narrator goes:

>If you chose the most fabulous character in English literature, who would it be? Robin Hood? King Arthur? Becky Sharp? Sherlock Holmes? Oliver Twist, perhaps?

Out of all of those, Becky Sharp has been the only one who hasn't been Disneyified. Could it be done?

Touché

>Out of all of those, Becky Sharp has been the only one who hasn't been Disneyified. Could it be done?
bitchy girls sitcom, doesn't sound too hard

Isn't like, Princess Kaguya that Japanese princess tale? That's what Disney could probably adapt.

Or they could simply make their own version of Princess Mononoke.

Sleeping Beauty. Aurora is almost a non-character, the prince probably gets more focus than she does.

I would like a hillbilly princess. Her animal sidekicks could be a farm animal and a crow (because crows are my favorite bird). I don't have anything else yet because a hillbilly princess story isn't that easy to write.

A young Ainu girl joins up with a former soldier in the early 1900s to search for lost gold.

That could be cool.

Princess: Amaterasu
Culture: Japanese
Deuteragonist: Tsukiyomi
Strange Place: Japanese Underworld
Moment They Separate: When crossing into the southern half of Japan.
Companions: Susanoo and Orochi Snek

Princess Amaterasu learns that she has a long lost brother from her father Izanagi who was kidnapped by the Underworld Queen Izanami and embarks on a quest to rescue him while Izanami tries to invade land owned by Izanagi. Tsukiyomi the Prince of the Underworld and Izanami adopted son wants to see the world and sneaks away with Izanami doing her best to try and recover him/stop him from learning the truth. Along the way they encounter a in-training samurai named Susanoo (Amaterasu does) and a dastardly snek Orochi (Tsukiyomi) who gets them into trouble/help solve problems.

A war looms in the background of the whole plot and gets resolved when Amaterasu and Tsukiyomi come together; defeat Izanami and Izanagi (By proving them both wrong) and rule the land as co-rulers. (No incest.)

How is there no incest between Izanami and Izanagi?

user we don't need incest. This is suppose to be family friendly. Don't think about the original legend that the story is inspired from.
>Inb4 incest is family friendly
Only when they are second 2nd cousins.

Tsukiyomi and Amaterasu actually fuck in the jap legends too.

A Jewish Princess.
A Jew is hiding away in an attic from the Nazis. Then she finds a magical portal to a magical world. There she must defeat an evil genocidal overlord who is using sinister smoke that kills people to harm the innocents. Her friends are talking animals: New York Accent Bald Eagle, a Russian Bear, a French poodle, and a British lion.

Ending 1-the young girl goes back her world and manages to survive WW2.
Ending 2-The young girl stays as a princess in the magical world while her diary in our world becomes famous.

So you rip off Anne Frank, Narnia and Oz in the same thing, shitting on each and every one of them in the process.
No.

I would totally go and see this. Not to sound like a weeb but I love Japanese folklore and legends so I'd love to see this.

Disney already broke my heart when they cancelled Gigantic though so I'm afraid of them announcing anything that's not a sequel or live action remake since it would most likely be cancelled.

Also the evil overlord of the magical realm is orange and has tiny hands and big hair.

It’s not shitting on them, it’s celebrating them. Plus the director would be Jewish and okay with it.

A Japanese Princess that falls in love with a Ninja. With a Fox and Mouse as sidekicks.

Was Sleeping Beauty British?

>Steampunk Mecha Rome

As science and industry spread throughout the roman empire, direct gladiatorial battles between humans are now seen as barbaric and obscene.

In their place, great machines of steam and clockwork duel each other to roar of the Colosseum. Their pilots basking in the greatest glory in the empire.

Enter Julia, a young daughter of a consul, who dreams of piloting her own automaton in the Colosseum grounds. One day, while exploring the catacombs, she encounters an ancient automaton half buried within the crypts.

Enlisting the help of her mechanic childhood friend, they repair the machine and secretly enter the Great Game, where mecha warriors from all the known world gather to determine who is the greatest champion. From the great Golems of Judea to the Alchemical Terra Cotta Warriors of Seres.

However, a conspiracy to bring down the empire lurks in the shadow, and her accidental discovery of the golem may not be so accidental after all.

Needs tweaking, but Disney does need a Japanese princess.

>>Steampunk Mecha Rome
There’s three words I never thought I’d hear together.

Now this is... new.
But what happens?
Migration era hits and Germanic bots flood the arenas?
You sure could have fun with Goth, Vandal or Frank teams by making them representations of the current usage of these terms.

Alright. Fine.

>Steampunk Mecha Rome
Boy that's all you need to say, I'd watch.
Anyway, I'll have a go.
>Culture
A intelligent, shrewd and pacifistic Mongolian princess, around the year 1280, decides to run away from her war like and crumbling empire to explore and study the world, where she...
>Deuteragonist
Meets a Slavic farmer boy who joins her to escape the dull life of a farmer. Fearless and wise, but stupid and unworldly. Possible love interest. After traveling across Eastern Europe in a song and dance number they find themselves in...
>strange place
Africa, looking for treasures and artifacts in ancient temples and jungles.
>separation
They probably unleash some ghostly war chief and his warriors, forcing them to escape though different routs and losing each other.
>two animal sidekicks
A warhorse and a bear, creative,
I know The horse is a snobbish cunt and the bear is a total coward unless its human or equine friends are in intimidate danger.

Is Moana based on a polynesian fairy tale? I know Maui is based on one of their gods but is Moana entirely Disney? Also how off is Fronzen to The Snow Queen?

>Pick a Culture.
New York Mafia

>Pick a Deuteragonist for her.
The son of a rival Mexican family

>Pick the strange place that's unfamiliar for both of them
The library

>Pick the moment when they separate.
When the librarian finds them fucking in the stacks

>Pick two Animal/Magic Sidekicks for merchandise purposes.
A rat and a pigeon

>Write your story!
Shakespeare already did it for me

wow this is cute
10/10 would pet

That’s scottish ya wanker

>what is a Englishmen in a dress

Mama Mia Pizzeria
Gabbagool
Badda Bing Badda Boom
Some neighbor named pauly

I'll take "most british humor" for $500 alex

Incoming fan fiction tier bullshit but bare with me and tell me what you think.

A weird fusion world of steam punk style Kingdom with classic royalty designs.
A scruff but polite wanker princess who sucks at doing her job and her parents are tired of it.
Fucks up big time by ruining an important day but it becomes a fucking disaster when an awol machine gets connected to a time crystal and zaps our heroin into a steam punk post apocalyptic future.

Everything’s fucked, everybody is a robot and there’s barely a society. Main sidekick is a robot with snarky words but tries to be nice because he just wants friends that isn’t his creator.
All she wants to figure what the ever loving Fuck happened and how can she go back in time.
Said creator of sidekick is tne only normal Fucking person that’s not a robot who seems to be in charge and tries to help our heroin, he has a quirk where he gets extremely twitchy at the slight notice of failure. Moves around in a fluid chair but also doesn’t want the heroin to access private areas.
Robotic monsters and waifu robot villains wants her dead after knowing she’s part of the royal family of the past.
You get the idea

>Disney does need a Japanese princess.
Agreed.

Indonesian princess

same reason Zeus wasn't a no breaks rape train

Damn, she's pretty fine.

Not crazy about the hair

She seems like an interesting character, but the SWJs at Disney would find ways to ruin her.

I can dig it

I’ll accept if only if they handle it like they did Princess and the Frog and not Moana

badly?

>implying Mulan wouldn't fuck her up during the inevitable crossover

>Pick a Deuteragonist for her.
>Pick the strange place that's unfamiliar for both of them
>Pick the moment when they separate.
>Pick two Animal/Magic Sidekicks for merchandise purposes.
>Write your story!

Hey, if user is gonna steal he might as well steal from the best.

As far as mash ups go it's not there worst thing I've ever heard. But it is extremely... problematic in today's hypersensitive environment.

Which is why you need a Jewish director!
Now, if only we could find one in Hollywood...

Turned into an animal for most of the movie?

The fact that it isn’t a “I DO WHAT I WANT AGAINST THOSE WHO DONT WANT ME TO” Type

A Robot Princess.

if it touches on A.I. sentience as legit lifeforms, yes i'm down with that

sounds like west side story

>culture
yazidi
>deuteragonist
escaped aboriginal slave
>unfamiliar place
a sea port. princess character is sent to make a trade deal for her parents who are occupied with securing their homeland
>moment when they separate
deuteragonist is recaptured and press ganged in to army that's threatening her homeland
>sidekicks
a vain but well meaning peacock pet and an angry arctic tern that is always pissed off that she isn't continuing her migration but instead has a conscience and helps people in need which "wastes time"

Jew here. I would produce this.

(...with what job in Hollywood? Despite everyone claiming we have it made over there, nobody in my large family has ever had a job in entertainment... we've tried and failed.)

FPBP

>Amaterasu
>Japan

this is Oscar worthy! Great Idea.

>mfw

>Yazidi

Now THERE'S an obscure culture for you.

Yep. Best princess is a taff.

Would watch.

Is Disney ever have space princess?

yes, Maui was supposed to be the protag but they thought brown thick princess would sell better.

Frozen was supposed to be "Snow Queen with a Twist" (Gerda is Queen's sister) but they rewrote everything around that stupid song, and it's hardly resembling SQ.

A space alien princess?

At least make it a nine month pregnant Anne Frank

>Pick a Culture.
North Pole
>Pick a Deuteragonist for her.
The son of Krampus
>Pick the strange place that's unfamiliar for both of them
Secret cavern that they both find and use to hang out
>Pick the moment when they separate.
They get into an argument.
>Pick two Animal/Magic Sidekicks for merchandise purposes.
A hyperactive reindeer and an clumsy elf.
Write your story!
Mr and Mrs Claus have a daughter who is suppose to take over the family buisness. She is very strict and overly stern. She always keeps to a schedule and has a short temper (and many many times scares the elves). This worries Santa Claus as he’s afraid she may be too tough and not jolly enough for her future mantle. Meanwhile Krampus is preparing his son to up the mantle of “punishing” (scaring/traumatizing) naughty children. The son is very noncharlant, very forgiving, and cheerful. Krampus considers him a lazy slacker without a spine and is afraid he’s going to be lazy bum. Both the children end up leaving their homes after an argument with their own fathers and go exploring. They come across a cavern and end up bumping into each other. Both are surprised by each other (they bother have heard of each other’s fathers as they are work partners but never liked each other). They are annoyed by each other at first but grow to like each other (and eventually fall in love). He teaches her to take it easy and have fun. She teaches him how to toughen up himself and focus. Everything is great until they accidentally get into an argument about their fathers and break up. In the process, Grýla the giantess kidnaps the son and hold him ransom so she can make Krampus surrender and she can take over his throne/rule/job. Yadda yadda yadda. The daughter ends up rescuing him. Grýla is defeated. And Santa and Krampus shake hands and have new respect for each other. Everyone is happy.

This is so insane I actually would like to see it happen.

Culture: Finnish
Deuteragonist: A Swedish/Russian Mercenary
Strange Place: Spirit World
Moment of Separation: Entering the Spirit World
Side Kicks: In-training mercenary kid and a pet rat terrier.

The advent of modernization and technology is interrupting the flow of nature in Finland which is pissing off the natural spirits who used to live in peace with the people. The Princess is tasked with the job of making an offering to the Spirits on the day of the winter solstice to the Spirits and is escorted by a group of mercenaries to the shrine location, but they get ambushed by a faction of the royal court who wants everybody to drop the idea of Spirits and plans on destroying the temple.

The group escapes, but gets captured by Spirits who are mad about modernization and dragged to the Spirit World. Now to escape the Princess and Mercenary + Sidekicks must fight their way through the Spirit World, learn about the past culture and dangers + benefits of modernization, and stop the Spirit King who is bloodthirsty about not getting his offerings from the Princess and the Royal Court faction who is leading the people on hunts against the Spirits; thinking of them as new breed of animals who threaten their lively hood + modernized life..

The whole thing is about its okay to modernize and change up your culture; just remember it and pay respect to it time-to-time. Simple stuff.

>Christmas story by Pixar

I RIKE IT!

Pregnant Anne Frank

>Pick a Culture.
1940s Netherlands
>Pick a Deuteragonist for her.
Peter van Pels
>Pick the strange place that's unfamiliar for both of them
Adams County, Pennsylvania, early July, 1863
>Pick the moment when they separate.
Around 2PM on July 1st when A.P. Hill's Corps finally achieve a breakthrough and chase the survivors of Buford's cavalry and Reynolds' Corps through the streets
>Pick two Animal/Magic Sidekicks for merchandise purposes.
A black rat who speaks with an African American dialect and steals food all the time and a white mouse-catcher cat who speaks with a Florida "Cracker" accent. Totally not playing up an overtly racist version of An American Tail here.
>Write your story!
Anne is nine months along and reading an old history textbook about a distant American conflict simply known as the "War Between the States" with Peter out of boredom when the Gestapo burst into the Secret Annex and arrest them. They're put on a train to Auschwitz. The train is derailed by Allied bombs, knocking both Anne and Peter out cold. They wake up to find themselves teleported onto a supply train derailed by Confederate cavalry just outside of Gettysburg, Pennsylvania at the height of the American Civil War. They attempt to escape when the battle begins but Anne is slowed down by the fact she's nine months pregnant and the two are separated (with Anne stuck on the Confederate side and Peter being stuck on the Union side). The two spend the next 72 hours trying to find their way back to one another as the most titanic struggle in American history reaches its deadly climax. Becoming unwilling witnesses to the dramatic clash at the Railroad Cut, the death of General Reynolds, the race up Little Round Top, and the heroic but futile Pickett's Charge. All while interacting with the key figures from the battle such as Robert E. Lee, James Longstreet, Lewis Armistead, Joshua Chamberlain, George Meade, and Winfield Scott-Hancock

...

Don't bombard me with hate, but do you think Disney will ever make a chubby princess? Not saying extremely fat, just chubby.

She'll probably be a purple-haired freak that's marketed specifically to SJWs.

Or Swedish, unless that's too much of a stereotype.

Pregnant Anne Frank

>Pick a Culture.
1940s Netherlands
>Pick a Deuteragonist for her.
Peter van Pels
>Pick the strange place that's unfamiliar for both of them
Adams County, Pennsylvania, early July, 1863
>Pick the moment when they separate.
Around 4:30PM on July 1st when A.P. Hill's Corps finally achieve a breakthrough and chase the survivors of Buford's cavalry and Reynolds' Corps through the streets of Gettysburg
>Pick two Animal/Magic Sidekicks for merchandise purposes
A black rat who speaks with an African American dialect and steals food all the time and a white mouse-catcher cat who speaks with a Florida "Cracker" accent. Totally not playing up an overtly racist version of An American Tail here.
>Write your story!
Anne is nine months along and reading an old history textbook about a distant American conflict simply known as the "War Between the States" with Peter out of boredom when the Gestapo burst into the Secret Annex and arrest them. They're put on a train to Auschwitz. The train is bombed by Allied aircraft, knocking both Anne and Peter out cold. They wake up to find themselves teleported onto a supply train derailed by Confederate cavalry just outside of Gettysburg, Pennsylvania at the height of the American Civil War. They attempt to escape when the battle begins but Anne is slowed down by the fact she's nine months pregnant and the two are separated (Anne and Peter are stuck on the Confederate and Union sides of the line respectively). The two spend the next 72 hours trying to find their way back to one another as the most titanic struggle in American history reaches its deadly climax. Becoming unwilling witnesses to the dramatic clash at the Railroad Cut, the death of General Reynolds, the race up Little Round Top, and the heroic but futile Pickett's Charge. All while interacting with the key figures from the battle such as Robert E. Lee, James Longstreet, Lewis Armistead, Joshua Chamberlain, George Meade, and Winfield Scott-Hancock.

This thread just went to a weird place.

>Pick a Culture.
German, specifically northern Hanseatic trade cities during the 16th century. Historical costumes, if you please. No fucking peasants in rags.
>Pick a Deuteragonist for her.
A lesser Habsburg son with no big chances on any throne but relatives in high places everywhere.
>Pick the strange place that's unfamiliar for both of them
Osnabrück/Münster, this is during the negotiation of the Westphalian Peace.
>Pick the moment when they separate.
A wild argument over the rights to religious liberty, framing this a bit more from a modern perspective without the historically callous disregard of anyone but a country's liege.
>Pick two Animal/Magic Sidekicks for merchandise purposes.
An angry little wren with a tonsure and a magpie. Fuck subtlety.
>Write your story!
Alright, we have our Hanseatic trader princess. Think Hamburg, Bremen, Lübeck. Thereabouts. And she's fed up with her home being a battlefield for a generation over the Reformation. So she sets out to do something, anything about it, bumping into a little Habsburg princeling out to visit some relative or another. She tries to kidnap him for leverage against the Emperor, fails hard, they eventually align and try to end the bloodshed. After copious shenanigans they more or less accidentally kick off the peace talks and split in a huff over some legal issue which is close to their hearts.
Then you get a duet where they independently reconcile and get to the same compromise, eventually meeting in the middle, literally and figuratively, symbolic of the actual twin peace treaty and foundational document of modern statehood signed in two cities because the opposing sides couldn't come anywhere near each other without leading to a battle.

I hope pregnant Anne Frank witnessing the Battle of Gettysburg takes the cake.

You know so little about Europe, you just derail the entire story to be in the one place and time you read up on?
Also I know where that picture comes from!

Pfft.

Best princess is Australian princess.

>You know so little about Europe

How so?

>you just derail the entire story to be in the one place and time you read up on?

OP said "pick the strange place that's unfamiliar for both of them", and since I'm a massive Dixieboo, I figure you can't much more alien of a place for a pair of Dutch/German-Jewish teenagers than a small town in Southern Pennsylvania at the height of an epic and deadly struggle that turned neighbors, friends, and former comrades against one another.

>Also I know where that picture comes from!

™

Something like Holli Would.

Sexy, provocatovie girl from New York.

sounds cute

/thread

/his/ at it again

A Jewish Golem Princess.

>Pick a Culture.
Jivaro
>Pick a Deuteragonist for her.
Headhunting warrior
>Pick the strange place that's unfamiliar for both of them
White settlement in the jungle
>Pick the moment when they separate.
When the warrior is captured by a rival tribe
>Pick two Animal/Magic Sidekicks for merchandise purposes.
A talking shrunken head and a guinea pig
>Write your story!
A tribe of Shuar Indians in the Ecuadorian jungle are captured by an enemy tribe working for the EVIL WHITE MAN, who wants shrunken heads to sell in the black market. Only the princess and a warrior managed to escape. It's up to them, and the spirits of the people trapped inside the shrunken heads, to save their families and friends before they're killed and turned into macabre mementos.

Progressive!

I like it!

>Pick two Animal/Magic Sidekicks for merchandise purposes.
>A talking shrunken head
This is already glorious, take my money

his mom will have bigger role!

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