Ask Santa

HO! HO! HO! Merry Christmas Sup Forums! Santa is about to go on his sleigh ride in a few hours. Any last minute requests before I take off?

Has anybody ever wished for it to be Christmas every day?

Yes there has been! Coincidentally, they have all mysteriously vanished without a trace. So I recommend not asking for that wish.

HO! HO! HO!

Save me, santa. Save me from the hell that is life.

TOUCH! MY! PENIS!

Please bring me my waifu santa.
Or PSG season 2

Will a body pillow suffice?

To paraphrase Dr. Suess, I wouldn't that shit even with a 39 and a half foot pole. HO! HO! HO!

>PSG season 2
Remember when they pretended to announce that, and then did it again later?

A succubus, please.

How do you deal with teenagers, Santa?

I remembered. Still rustles my jimmies til this day.

I'm still fucking bitter.

If it's to tide me over until you bring my real waifu next year, sure.

TOMORROW ILL

Ask Krampus about that. He can do much more than beat you with a birch branch.

The same as every other human. Unless they’re an asshole. Then I wrap their presents in ballistic plastic.

I just need a hug.

Well what are you waiting for? I take off in a few hours so make haste!

Can he get me a specific succubus perhaps?

That’s what I meant. Krampus can hook you up. What did you think I was implying when I said “He can do much more than beat you with a birch branch”?

Works for me.

And hey, Merry Christmas Sup Forums. I love you guys. I really appreciate having you guys to talk to, even if its just pity. It means alot.

Here's hoping we all wake up to our waifus.

Just the same thing I wish for every year. I want you to keep getting left-wing SJWs hired at CN and Disney. Preferably the ones who are outspoken in their politics!

Thanks Santa! You've always delivered so far! Have a good trip!

penis girls

Fug mi boi pussy pls

To be happy with very minimal effort of my own put in.