Marvel Christmas Party

Uh... Merry Christmas, Sup Forums.

So the Saturday Night Storytimer and I collaborated on a Christmassy thing that I started on Monday and just finished today. Guess I'll share it

I honestly just needed an excuse to draw Deadpool in a dress.

I want what Tony is making.

Tropicana fruit punch is for losers, anyway.

goddamn cat ladies taking up the coziest spots in the house.

is that a relatable problem? I feel like that's a relatable problem.

I remember an episode of the Fantastic Four where the Thing made a roast and he was so happy about it.

Then Johnny decided that "medium rare" wasn't suitable for his "drown-it-in-ketchup" palate so he used his fire powers to cook it until it was well done.

I've not stopped hating him since.

So.

Does Doom just shove stuff through the slot in his mask to eat

That's nasty

I want Spidey's sweater

In case it's not clear that I have a thing for men in skirts...

I have a thing for men in skirts.

Who are you?
>Saturday Night Storytimer
Who is he?

somehow, itching in socially-unacceptable places feels much better than itching socially-acceptable places.

There is indeed such a thing as too much chocolate.

Me? I'm no one important.

Saturday Night Storytimer does storytimes of 1967 Spider-Man.

S U G-A-R
JUMP INTO YOUR RACING CAR

SUUUUUUUUGAR RUSH
SUUUUUUUUGAR RUSH

> gluten free

GODFUCKING DAMMIT YOU DON'T HAVE A GLUTEN ALLERGY YOU'RE JUST BEING TRENDY GODDAMN

Whenever I make cookie dough, it only gets baked 67% of the time.

sorry Johnny I'm not eating cookies that your flaming junk brushed across.

Nothing is worse than wanting to spit out food someone makes for you because you're too beta to stand up for your taste buds.

Snickerdoodles are the king of cookies all others can get the hell out

If cookies bake in 30 minutes at 300 degrees, you can cook them in 3 minutes at 3000 degrees. It's simple math.

Doom come on

Why aren't you having fun

It's like you hate fun

WHERE'S THE REF

THIS IS UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS

Reed's right though

I don't know how the fuck I even came up with this good lord

> CAPTCHA : Rolls

NO, CAPTCHA IT'S COOKIES NOT ROLLS

meh salted caramel is overrated af anyway

I don't even know why that became so popular.

REED STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT COOKS.COM AND ALLRECIPES.COM I NEED THOSE

What would you rather have insulted:
Your favorite show
Your mother
Your best recipe

Reed are you trying to become a /ck/ banner

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

THE CHALLENGEE WETS HIMSELF

I NEED AN ADULT TO ASSIST ME AGAINST THIS CHILD WHO FRIGHTENS ME

It's not very Christmassy to inflict damage on someone's house that their insurance won't cover

This is gold, I feel so happy that I spent my christmas eve lurking on Sup Forums just to see this.

Claire's

The girly estranged cousin of Hot Topic

Goddammit Doom

You were inches away from winding up in a Santa Clause

Welp time for bed

I want to make sure I don't get passed over by Stanta Claus.

Merry Christmas Sup Forums I hope you enjoyed this weird crap

I'm also some nobody who does silly things on Saturday. The thought process behind this was I shot an idea over earlier this week to this talented artist for a story with some plot points and conclusion and then they went to work and made it.

Maybe posting this is early in the morning was a bad idea, as it'd be nice if the thread stayed up throughout the day. Either way it's Xmas OC for y'all.