I've been seein' all sorts of hate for Steven Universe recently, and i'm here to tell you why it's all WACK!
Everyone says the show is going nowhere, which is wrong. Soon, on January 5th, we will be seeing Lars as space pirate fighting Emerald, so what numb nuts say about Steven Universe going nowhere is an utter lie, and they should be ashamed of themselves.
Also, they're "complaining" about the show not being able to change the status quo. Uh, dude, ARE WE EVEN WATCHING THE SAME SHOW?! Lars DIED, and got brought back as a pink zombie! And now he's a space pirate, with his own ship and everything! So, how can you look at that and say that the show isn't breaking the status quo? Little more than a bunch of lies, how sad.
Finally, everyone saying that the "townies" are pointless. Everyone fails to realize that the world is lot bigger than just Steven, Connie, and the Crystal Gems. When normal people go about their daily lives, it feels organic, and gives you a feeling that all of it will be gone if the world gets invaded/destroyed, thous making you care. They are the heart of this show, the ones we can relate to because they are just like us, normal people. To cast them off as "nobodies", means you are basically insulting yourselves, which is both sad and hilarious.
And that's why Steven Universe is a lot better than what the haters give credit for. It's smart, suspenseful, and full of heart, but all you guys want are generic space adventures. Go watch Star Trek if you want generic space adventure, and i'll be sitting comfy with one of the best cartoons of the decade.
Townies are boring shits, i dont care about normal people that have no personality besides being distractions from the real attraction, the gems. Fuck townies and fuck idiots like you defending that shit
Jaxon James
>7 different bait threads with SU as the OP Fucking kill yourselves and go back to trash
Ryder Sanchez
>Distractions
They're meant to be a reflection of us, and our daily lives. They're the little people, the normal people, just like us. Like I said, if you hate the "townies", you are technically hating yourselves.
Julian Ortiz
>Why do hate
You want to take another go at that subject line?
Ian Cooper
>When normal people go about their daily lives, it feels organic, and gives you a feeling that all of it will be gone if the world gets invaded/destroyed, thous making you care. This is how it should be in theory, but the execution is so poor that it makes me resent the townies more than anything.
>They're meant to be a reflection of us, and our daily lives. I dont want to see that shit. There horribly written characters, and in this show i want to see more of the gems >They're the little people, the normal people, just like us. Like I said, if you hate the "townies", you are technically hating yourselves. Yes, i do. Fuck normies, i dont want to see boring nobodies doing jackshit. I dont even mind filler, but id like to see more from peridot or amethyst then thats fucking annoying shit ronaldo. >generic space adventure Fuck you, id rather have somehting interesting like that then 20 episodes focusing on annoying retards like the pizza twins or smiley and only 1 with peridot
>When normal people go about their daily lives, it feels organic, and gives you a feeling that all of it will be gone if the world gets invaded/destroyed Then stop spending 90% of the show focusing on these annoying asshole characters just to drive that one monor pont of the story home. Has it occurred to you its less about trying to show “how important itd be if it got destroyed”, and more about shit writing because there too lazy to write for characters people like, like the gems?
Gabriel Nguyen
Actual well thought out analysis. Biased hatefag autism.
Sebastian Perry
This.
Samuel Turner
>Biased hatefag autism. He does has some points tho. Like about fusions and how hypocrite and annoying everyone is.
Christopher Nguyen
It’s this kind of thinking that’s killing escapism. Yes, my life is boring, but that’s not why I watch these shows!
Eli Gomez
Yeah he says a few things that from a certain perspective would be factual, but you'd have to be an idiot to see his upload history and not notice blatant bias.
Zachary Howard
let forget about lars , go help mayor Dewey , he is certainly more important nobody lars .
Chase Rogers
>Lion is gone >Connie can't be contacted
Thomas Edwards
hey i just make a pink zombie , but are you sure i can just leave it and not feed or take care of it .are you even sure this zombie dont need to eat at all .
Thomas Edwards
Why are you even trying?Sup Forumsis a shithole
Cameron James
Honestly I couldn't get into it, what you're talking about seems like it's coming from overly critical fans, not the people who straight up don't care for it.
Isaac Torres
>Lion is an immortal being that does not age. >Lars literally makes a comment that he's not hungry anymore
Carter King
The only reason it gets so much attention in Sup Forums is because it's actually pretty good & worth discussing This is why the actual bad shows have so little discussion in comparison
Jordan Morgan
Steven has to help Dewey because it's Steven's fault that Dewey is in such a bad predicament.
Mason Reed
No, It's because mocking it's fans is funny.
Noah Parker
It's not like he knows where she lives or anything.
Angel Butler
Yeah and many characters could take a much simpler route than the ones chosen for them, whether it's through there own faults or because the writer has a set plan, etc.
Noah Mitchell
lion is immortal god , but lars is something unknown , do you create something new and forget about it ? not even a peek .
Benjamin Collins
Lars is literally the same as Lion. An immortal pink zombie that no longer ages or needs to eat. Why is this hard for you to understand
Charles Wright
lars is pink zombie , but steven or normal people is not sure he need to eat or not , it is like i make a poop , i flash it away , or i plant a seedling tree , i take care it until it dont need me to take care it anymore . so is lars a poop or a young seedling tree .
Parker Robinson
>but steven or normal people is not sure he need to eat or not He literally says he's not hungry anymore after being resurrected by Steven. And he hasn't eaten anything since he was left behind on HomeWorld. They don't explicit say these things because they assume the audience is smart enough to come to the conclusion he is the same as Lion. You are dumb.
Hunter Wood
a dumb people who think home world invasion is more important than dewey , right .
Dominic Brown
lion still need to eat .
Angel Gray
He needs to eat as much as Amethyst does. which is not at all, but they still do it anyway.
Isaac Wood
Couldn't he have done that AFTER talking to Lars parents about his whereabouts. Y'know like hr had first planned on doing?
Jayden Sanders
>its revealed Lars loves to cook >dies no longer needs to eat >becomes space pirate no time for cooking Lars is suffering. Why bother with the cooking shit, did they only do it to try to garner sympathy from the viewers before his death?
Ryder Sanchez
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Bentley Russell
but lars is a zombie , not a gem , so lars probably need to eat , maybe every few day or few week .
Liam Sanders
>They're meant to be a reflection of us, and our daily lives yuppies and teenagers who live in a tourist town aren't a good reflection of anybody
Parker Hill
It's THERE not their
Adrian Parker
Whatever, nerd
Oliver Nguyen
>implying your yaoi-art waifubait is any better
Nathan Morris
What's the point of this post?
Christian Allen
Then why don't they behave like humans and not like background characters in Sonic '06?
Nathaniel Stewart
The townie episodes wouldn't be so bad if they didn't show up intrusively after a massive arc with loose ends and if those episodes had shown cause and effect. All we get is cause. We never see the effect of Lars being killed, resurrected, and stranded on a hostile alien planet outside Lars' parents throwing tomatoes. We never see what happens after Sadie quits her dead-end. There are more examples of SU telling instead of showing.
Xavier Peterson
>Sadie quits her dead-end Fuck, I meat to say "...quits her dead-end job"
Landon Martinez
Too little too late
Joshua Bailey
Why tho?
Noah Phillips
I would be totally fine with townie episodes if they were mostly Lars and the Cool Kids-level and less Onion Gang-level
Nathan Bell
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Wyatt Thompson
This is obviously satire
Adam Sanchez
This but unironically
Jackson Bailey
The real reason behind the complaining is the shit airing practice or Steven bombs for fuck sake Rebecca just air a new episode every Thursday like you originally did.
Ian Ross
I'm at episode 37 of season one and this is way too fun guys :3 >been binging for 2 days straight >tfw you'll never fuse with your gf
Jacob Martin
Enjoy it while it lasts, because once you hit the 4th season, it all comes tumbling down.
Easton Davis
>7 different bait threads with SU as the OP I hate it but god damn it's funny how bad it is.
>I would be totally fine with townie episodes if they were mostly Lars and the Cool Kids-level and less Onion Gang-level My sentiments exactly. They just started making shit episodes and people blamed it on the townies.
Robert Lewis
Daily reminder that Connie did nothing wrong.
Robert Williams
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Hunter Roberts
>pretends to be friends with Steven so she can go on magical adventures >ditches him when he just wants to hang Try again
Carter Bell
>One of the only few 'action' cartoons airing on CN that's not cape shit >The fight scenes are fucking terrible and yes even Jailbreak and Ocean gem's fight scenes suck
Dylan Garcia
>Everyone fails to realize that the world is lot bigger than just Steven, Connie, and the Crystal Gems. How come no outside government forces address anything that has to do with Gems then? Even the Townies don't really give that much of a shit of the events that occur.
Robert Turner
They have more important things to care about.
Leo Thomas
That would be too interesting imagine a human antagonist obsessed with the crystal gem's for their gems in a greed/scientific sense. But the closest we have to that is fucking Ronaldo.
Parker Gray
>Grammer Nazi >Grammer >GRAMMER
Holy shit this is some top tier irony
Easton Campbell
It would be okay if it aired.
Isaiah Campbell
>there are too many humans in the plot of su >to make it interesting they should add human villains fuck no
Xavier Harris
It's not like the other gems are competant villains, also >implying more humans means more towny shit >implying your average higher up/government official wouldn't want to utilize gem tech >no gem bounty hunter wanting the harvest them >wanting more non-villain that'll be talked down to by some fat faggot you are one of the reasons the show goes no where.
Leo King
Excellent pasta, I will make sure to use this in the future.