ITT-Sup Forums characters that would probably fuck you if you paid them enough
ITT-Sup Forums characters that would probably fuck you if you paid them enough
Angel Brown
Cooper Rivera
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Julian Baker
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Dylan Kelly
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Grayson Torres
>tfw no sexy asian tomboy hooker nearby
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Evan Sanchez
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Ian Clark
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Dominic Cruz
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Ian Sullivan
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Noah Anderson
I mean she was a cannon Hooker at one point
Andrew Reyes
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Matthew Peterson
i mean it's a trap but she'll be glad to pocket some cash
Josiah Miller
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Liam Brooks
She needs a good dicking to turn her from being a filthy rugmuncher
I dont know what angers me more, this shit episode, the horrible ending, or the lack of season 3 because of how fucking lazy hirsch is.
Jace Morris
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Alexander Walker
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Cameron Collins
the problem with the episode is HOW hoverhands Hirsch decided to make Dipper the instigator by half-assing it. It might have worked better if the email thing stayed the same and then Dipper tried using Candy's out-of-nowhere wetness for him to practice actual pickup moves and try and kiss her only to feel like a shitbag in the last second and abort. At least that would have made him look like a bad guy actually taking advantage of Candy and using those tricks to get easy action, even if it was just a quick kiss
Nolan James
I just fucking hate how he acts like a fucking pussy in it, ive always hated dipper and always will. Also, it was hirsch autistically trying to kill one of my favorite ships, fuck that man in the ass.
Angel Howard
Fucking hell what a hideous design.
Jose Davis
Hell, she'd do it for free
Blake Allen
She'd probably sleep with you if you just bought her book.
Jonathan Cox
She needs the money
Grayson Diaz
he... he would. But he'd also fuck you over.
Landon Ramirez
Got some sauce on that?
I also don't have any sultry versions of doctor girlfriend easily accessible.
Noah Brown
Who?
Jason Adams
Wouldn't pay her for sex, but would for some /joi/
Daniel Turner
What a slut
John Gonzalez
>I-I have to do vhat to vund my research? It's my virst time...
Ayden Evans
Amethyst was the first hot girl from that show. A thicc shortstacc tomboy slob. Whats not to love
Wyatt Barnes
Don't be rude
Evan Jenkins
It would be a lot of money, though.
Joshua Thomas
I know, user
And she will never be real
Jeremiah Rivera
She wouldn't have to work very hard or for very long. If it's a regular thing it might even satisfy her parents if she showed them the money but lied about what she was doing.
The only real barriers would be self-respect and the potential danger, neither of which would be a problem for her.
Chase Reed
She'd say it'd be a lot of money before giving it up for free.
Hunter Walker
not of her own volition.
Christian Bailey
please, she loved taking orders
Jeremiah Reed
Tbh she seems too high standard for that
Elijah Diaz
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Brandon Hernandez
nice try, but i wouldn't fuck you even if you paid me, guy!
Ryder Rivera
I'm more of an Aunt Cass man myself
Matthew Clark
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Angel Collins
Schwing!
Justin Hall
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Austin Gomez
Sauce plz?
Asher Williams
Short thick (not fat) Asians qts are God's gift to men
Brayden Wood
or women.
Charles Hughes
I need some sexually harassed/extorted/blackmailed Gwen in my life.
Alexander Miller
I don't know how you got that picture of me, but you are 100% correct. ;)
Caleb Mitchell
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Ryder King
The fewer the teeth, the better the succ.
Mason Davis
>The fewer the teeth, the better the succ.
Just imagine
Nicholas Richardson
Amen
Elijah Baker
NO, DON'T YOU START WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN SHAKE!!!!
Anthony Johnson
FUCK OFF
Angel Jackson
post it.
David Moore
it's literally already in this thread faggot
Kayden Jones
Kill self
Kayden Myers
Your waifu.
Luis Howard
If she likes it, you'd probably have a ready supply of Gem puss for the rest of your natural life.
Jacob Ortiz
where?
Ryder Long
Everyone has a price.
Chase Roberts
He always struck me as the type to give you a back alley handjob/blowjob if you paid him 50 bucks
Luis Miller
>he's such a loser his sex fantasies involve paying the woman
holy shit that's sad
Michael Campbell
Well its is Sup Forums. What do you expect us to use, our sparkling personalities?
Wyatt Richardson
>not finding a woman begrudgingly fucking you for cash while she sighs and looks annoyed/disgusted the entire time erotic
Get out you low test fag
Bentley Brown
>not engaging in sex as rough and loveless as rape for in exchange for money
It's almost like you're some kind of big gay nerd.
Adam Jenkins
>not screaming "don't look at me" the whole time
fucking faggot
Jason Davis
>She needs a good dicking to turn her from being a filthy rugmuncher
Maybe, but... I mean, just because she ended up with a girl doesn't mean she doesn't like dick also.
Nathaniel Brooks
>DONT LOOK AT ME, IM A FREAK
I really need to get a mr chicky licky suit for when i bring women over
Carter Thompson
I bet she gives the best blowjobs
Bentley Sullivan
You wouldn't get a hummer, you'd get a gummer.
Jace Bailey
Here you go
Sebastian Stewart
Off-topic, but I can picture John saying something like that. The man loved him some cheeky wordplay.
Aiden Smith
T-thanks user...
Elijah Davis
kek
Austin Rivera
only if you paid me in liquor.
Anthony Richardson
why does that picture look so good? Do you have a link to the mega or torrent?
Bentley Torres
Why did she lose to the horse faced goth?