MY NAME'S user!

MY NAME'S user!

You mean the pathetic moron who has waifus?

The same user that cummed on the disney aisle of the toy store?

I mean, my name is Clark Kent!

the same Clark Kent who always disappears when there's trouble? !

The same user who's been spamming cuckold porn on /r9k/ for the last year?

No wait, actually, I'm............ Joey Wheeler

THE SAME JOEY WHEELER WHO GOT HIS ASS KICKED IN A CHILDREN'S CARD GAME?

The same Joey Wheeler that kicked Johnny Mitigucci down a flight of stairs?

No, really, my name's Jeff Loeb

THE SAME JEFF LOEB THAT KILLED ULTIMATE MARVEL?

Uh no my name is Ken Penders.

The same Penders that wrote Knuckle being microwave as a baby!?

Ah, no, huh, my name is Boco!

Shut up, Boco!

DA SAME BOCO WHO WAS SINGLE HANDEDLY RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERY INSTANCE OF NAME FAGGOTRY IN 2017?!

Wait, no! My name is actually Peter Parker!

The same Peter Parker who ran his corporation into the ground and put thousands of people out of jobs?

THE SAME PETER PARKER WHO SAVED US ALL FROM NAZIS BUT DISBANDED A FAILING COMPANY SO WE HATE HIM FOR IT?!

The same Peter Parker who gives that menace Spider-Man a paycheck every month?!

I'm sorry, my name is James Gordon the Commissioner of Gotham Police Department!

The same James Gordon who advocates and encourages the use of rape when facing the criminal element?

THE SAME JAMES GORDON THE COMMISSIONER OF GOTHAM POLICE DEPARTMENT WHO WANTS BATMAN TO RAPE ME?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woah chill, man! My name is Peter Quill, but there's another name you might know me by... Star-Lord

who?

whoa man, I was just playing with you. my real name is... kyle broflovski

THE SAME KYLE BROFLOVSKI WHO WEARS A GREEN HAT WITH AN ORANGE JACKET!?

Wait no! My last name is Rotch, first name Mike!

Wait, actually my name is Candle, last name Jack.

THE SAME CANDLE JACK WHO CAU

The same Candle Jack responsible for all those mysterious disappe

No, I meant to say that I'm Doctor Pavel!

Wait, actually my name is Mongler, Richard Mongler.

YOU DON'T GET TO BRING FRIENDS!

The same Kyle Broflovski that got Canada nuked friend?

The same Boco who has bever touched a woman?

The same Peter Parker who traded his marriage and the soul of his unborn future daughter to Mephisto so his million year old aunt could live another few years?

I mean Seth, Seth MacFarlane

The same Seth McFarlane who keeps Family Guy on the air?

I mean Mike, Mike Lazzlo

Uh...Ted Sallis?

You mean the infamous "Cockmongler"?
Dude, nobody knows that meme anymore

No no I'm Mabel pines

No, I mean Donald, Donald Trump

THE SAME RONALD BLUMPF WHO ORDERED TWO SCOOPS???

Uh.... I meant that I'm Segata Sanshiro.

the same mabel pines who started the weirdmageddon?

The same Segata Sanshiro who beats up kids for not playing the Sega Saturn?

Wait. I, er ah, meant to say that I am, er ah, John F. Kennedy.

The same JFK that was involved with the Bay of Pigs?

Fuck! I mean, I'm actually Grant Morrison.

No, shit, uh, my name is actually...think, Homer, think...Peter Griffin!

The same Grant Morrison that started fights with Alan Moore?

Wait, I actually meant Aang Airbender.

My name's actually Peter Griffin!

Da same aang air bender who disappeared in our time of need?

Actually, I'm Garth Ennis, ya cunt.

Did I say that? No, I'm actually (think Krusty, think) Jeff Wiggle

The same Peter Griffin who hosted that art gallery showcasing his extremely illegal collection of photographs?

No wait, I'm actually...Owlturd!

No, no, my name is Mr. Snrub!

WAIT, My name is Gabriel......Gabriel Princip.

The same Snrub that wanted to waste all of our town's extra money into the nuclear plant!?

No wait! My name is actually George Bush.

The same Gabriel Princip who assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand and his wife!?

THE SAME DR PAVEL WHO TRIED TO BRING FRIENDS ON A PRE-BOOKED FLIGHT!

No, what i meant is I am CIA.

The same user that reply every thread?

No, uh, actually my name is Maurice... Maurice Gamelin!

The same CIA who shot a man before throwing him out of an airplane?

The same George Bush who hiked taxes and pushed globalization?

The same James Gordon whose ass user wants to lick????

THE SAME STAR LORD WHO ILLEGALLY MANIPULATED A GRAMOARIAN DUCHESS?

THE SAME GARTH ENNIS WHO HATES CAPES???

No, no, no! I'm Hal Jordan!!

NO! I'm actually Rebecca Sugar!

Hold it hold, my real, geniune, no lies, name is Sneed

????
But he's actually a cool guy????

THE SAME SNEED WHO SHUT DOWN CHUCK'S FUCK AND SUCK???

The same Rebecca Sugar that drew Ed Edd'n Eddie porn?

My name is Guy Incognito.

The same Guy Incognito who troubled a good man for a drink?

Uh... uh... Oh I know my name is Dated Cartoon Refences!

That’s it, I’m done. If I stay here any longer I’m going to lose a lot more than my sides.

N-NO WAIT, MY NAME IS JOHN K.

THE SAME JOHN K THAT SEND KATIE RICE CP WHEN SHE WAS A KID AND WANTED TO FUCK HER?

this thread took a creepy turn, fucking what

No, my name is...think man think...Bruce Wayne!

shut up Boco

NO WAIT, MY NAME IS ACTUALLY GOD!

wait im tommy wiseau

Tone it down you goofball.

Boco already posted in this thread, fuck off impostor.

The same God who called his most beautiful son a Fag and created dozens of popularity contests across the world to see who could win in a battle royale?

No, I'm actually (You)

THE SAME TOMMY WISEAU WHO FUCKS GREG ON A REGULAR BASIS (EVEN IF HE WON'T ADMIT IT)?

Did I say that? I meant to say I'm Stan Lee!

No wait! My name is, ehh, BORT!

THE SAME STAN LEE WHO STOLE CREDIT FROM KIRBY AND DIKTO?

no wait my name is uh....

Pea
Tear
Griffin

yeah that's it, Peter Griffin

Wait, my name is Bane.