"WHY DO ROCKS HAVE EYEBALLS" -professional genius millionaire cartoonist, 2017

"WHY DO ROCKS HAVE EYEBALLS" -professional genius millionaire cartoonist, 2017

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>bashing on people more successful and influential than you
The current state of millenials

I mean, haqve you played Banjo Kazooie? The Rocks have eyeballs, and they never address it.

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real

Everything has eyeballs. Everything talks.

The only thing that don't are the rocks at the start and the acorns you feed the squirrel in Click Clock Wood. Which is bizarre in the latter's case, as every other pick up prior gave a message, but the acorns are eerily silent.

GRAVITY FALLS SEASON 3 CONFIRMED

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Like half the shit you collect in that game has eyeballs. It's a weird cartoon world.

>This man hallucinates about his favorite videogames when he's sick
>I just lie awake in agony
Lucky fucker

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I think if I saw Mumbo Jumbo while delirious with fever I'd freak the fuck out.

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Fair point

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I understand the deforestation but why white bread?

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Because at one point the creation of sliced bread was such a revolutionary invention that Hostess became a Ruthless Multi Billion Dollar Wheat Industry and everyone wanted White Sandwiches.

Eekum Bokum.

I say this without even hating Alex like the rest of Sup Forums but:

He'd be the kind of guy to be like "WHAT WERE THE CREATORS SMOKING? DRUGS?!?" Even though he's in a field of oddball creative ideas.

Are you into traps deforestation user?

I'd just settle for Blu Ray or DVD releases...

>never ever

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Stereotypes about upper crust white people only eating bland food?

I know the "le everything has eyeballs" meme about Banjo Kazooie, but can you point to me if there's an actual rock with eyeballs? Because I played those games to death and I catch recall it.

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Why do you keep randomly giving people free (you)'s for no reason

>millionaire cartoonist
That's an oxymoron. You're either a cartoonist or a sellout. And Hirsch blew his chance at millions so there's that.

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>it's the tree cutter fetish fucker

Normal person:
>haha that is kind of silly that rocks have eyeballs
Sup Forums:
>ACKSHUALLY...

Pretty sure you have to smash some rocks in spiral mountain when learning the beak barge... or maybe that was Banjo Tooie.

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Do the rock totem people count?

What the fuck is this thread supposed to be?

yee

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It's kind of silly because everything has eyeballs, and collectibles even talk to the player directly upon pick up.

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What is happening here, what is any of this about?

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>they don't know

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Do I even want to know what this carnival of nonsense is about?

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I flipped my sister-in-law the double bird once
Good times

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Some guy has managed to draw/commission over 200 pieces of art of Sup Forums characters engaging in his deforestation and wonderbread fetish. He's actually a real life environmentalist.