Earth-chan Once More

To celebrate the new year.

What is it with the sudden influx of planet tans?

Shadman

Owlturd did an animu thing. Sup Forums is gay for Owlturd and animu shit.

Also memes.

I find it creepy that she resembles Rei too much.

You know why.

twitter made animu+flat earth+hetalia/polandball joke, hippies and sadists joined in, and only god knows who else will join and help spread this like a wildfire through any artistic outlet they can find
I welcome it desu

>First it was OS-tans
>then browser-tans
>then website-tans
>then board-tans
>then console-tans
>then Ebola-chan
>then ISIS-chan
>then element-tans (or, metall/u/rgy)
>then channel-tans
>now it's planet-tans
Has the personification genre gone too far?

this

Weebs were a mistake.

All he did was draw Big Bang-chan and she's honestly a nice design

checked

We can only go deeper

>Has the personification genre gone too far?
When a drawfag draws a picture of all the cutest OS-tans, browser-tans, website-tans, board-tans, console-tans, element-tans, channel-tans, planet-tans, Ebola-chan and ISIS-chan all together, THEN it's gone too far.

disgusting

shut up and eat ass faggot

>Jupiter-chan
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPP

just weird seeing art this bad man, unless it's drawn with a mouse

shut and eat ass already

well it certainly won't be your ass with that kind of attitude

Damn that's ugly

>when anons mom gave birth to him

Did you draw it?

>those boobs
>implying the earth isn't flat

Would you beat your waifu?

Remeber when Sup Forums FOTM came from actual comics and cartoons and not some OC made by some webcomic guy?

I'll beat you, you son of a bitch.

But user, you and me both have done it and are doing it right now.

I get off on cute girls suffering; so you're just making me want to dump the waste from my lab into a wetland.

What reason is there believe the earth is undoubtedly a sphere?

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Earth-chan is for protecting and cherishing.

A noticiable curve along it's surface that has been observed as far back as the days of antiquity, also every other observable object in the known universe of sufficient mass is also a sphere and it would be odd to assume eath is the exception, the fact people circumnavigate the earth on a daily basis and so far nobody has ever found an edge or wall to it,

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>Mars Chan wants to steal Human Kun away from Earth Chan

Who's this supposed to be?

And ya know, pictures. And in order for it to be flat, every single scientist would have to be in on the conspiracy.

Remember that Adult Swim Jr. bumper that may or may not be a joke? It already got, not one, but two -tans based off it.

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I want to __FUCK__ little Pluto-chan!

>hurting a rock that is billions of years old
Humanity is a one pump chump who barely cracked the mantle and breathed a bit too hard, thats like expecting a mild case of dandruff that lasts a day to rock your sexual world

Humanity has been one of the greatest ecological disasters in Earth's entire history. Already 80% of all life has disappeared in that past 200 years.

Nope, dunno about it, link plz?

This can't be earth chan, she's not flat

The Booru's DEAD

>greatest ecological disaster
> took miles wide asteroids
>had the entire ocean and air turn into poison for the vast majority of life
>not 'oh the levels of mercury is higher' and there is over fishing
>literal fucking poison that choked most life
>had multiple continent wide wild fire events
>but because humans a fraction of it we are so special and powerful
>boo humanity (but secretly humanity fuck yeah)
Holy shit do you believe hookers when they tell you they were the best they ever had?

>the fact people circumnavigate the earth on a daily basis
Only ever by latitude though. When's the last time anyone has circumnavigated by longitude?

My mother would never lie to me.

No coz not every scientist is even remotely involved in the field, and in fact when people spend their entire lives studying just one crazy specific thing it often leaves bereft of a lot of other knowledge. See also how effective the global warming conspiracy has been.

Because people rarely go to Antarctica?
Even still how does being able to circumnavigate latterly make the world any more flat? if you can travel along a single direction and return to your point of origin the world isn't flat.

But a better question is who is stopping you?
I seriously don't get how flattards havn't started a gofundme or kickstarter for funding a trip to antarctica or circumnavigating the world.
Granted there is that one flat earth guy that wants to go to space but that seems a bit extreme.

>that belly
i swear it's going to become the norm to have a little belly on you if you're a girl if you want to be a 10/10

Earth has actually been a lifeless frozen ball of ice that was constantly becoming colder due to a positive feedback loop before a slight rise in sea level is nothing by comparison, now it might be devastating to humans but to the earth it's just another day.

This is fucking gay and it's only going to last a week at best

>Ebola-chan
Is there any other disease/virus/bacteria personification?
If not, what are you waiting for, Sup Forums?

That was the norm through most of history, user.

this shit is the dumbest fucking thing and you should all hang yourselves

98-tan was the best

>Even still how does being able to circumnavigate latterly make the world any more flat?
It could just be that they're only travelling around a very large flat disc. Like whenever city folk get stuck in forests they often end up going around in circles too.

>But a better question is who is stopping you?
The US military mostly. There are bases everywhere at both the North and South poles (that might atually be the one pole) and they shoot bullets at anyone that's dumb enough to trespass. Of course, the Hollow Earthers would tell you they're really just guarding the remnants of the World Tree.

>I seriously don't get how flattards havn't started a gofundme or kickstarter for funding a trip to antarctica or circumnavigating the world.
They have. A guy that knows a guy I know is planning to set out on his expedition this upcoming February.

>Already 80% of all life has disappeared in that past 200 years.
This is THE biggest crock of horseshit I've ever seen on Sup Forums in a long while.
You don't even know how large your own fucking microbiome is, let alone ALL LIFE on the planet.

>being this assblasted

Kys.

>waifuing a retarded drawing of a planet
hang yourself with barbed wire

Man zebras are fucking brutal

At least they're not cucks.

>Posting on a website that literally will waifu anything and getting upset over it.

I know it's christmas break for schlol, but that doesn't mean you should be on here. Go outside.

i guess technically we are just killing ourselves and most of the other things that live on her surface

have you protected earth-chan's smile today, user?

NOT FOR OWLTURD'S VERSION I WON'T

but user look at her
she's hollow
don't you want to fill her up?

humans are a mass extinction at worst, with extremophile bacteria showing up wherever we look and adapting to us in real time, anything short of sending Earth into the sun won't exterminate life
by the time the sun eats the earth bacteria will have colonized the core and live comfortably on the surface of the sun, where'd they'll spread among the cosmos in solar flares. the descendants will worship the voyageur crafts as gods and eat them to gain their powers

>DSOTM-hikki NEET, really gloomy and pessimistic, wears mostly black except for a rainbow hairband
>WYWH-tsundere childhood friend with fiery red hair, might have yandere tendencies
>Animals-dominating christmas cake business lady, will make you her dog, wears a lot of fur and leather
>The Wall-protective nee-san, built like a brick house, full blown yandere

>not chewing
get out underage

The thing is, humanity is fucking up other species on Earth.

Earth, the planet itself, is not getting hurt by humanity. It'll adapt. The planet's been through more (and worse) mass extinctions. You know what happens? Something new gets to be the big fish, life flourishes again, biome adapts.

Wall is best waifu but all black with a splash of color is best fashion.
what about a dsoftm waifu with a wall daughteru?

And then V'ger comes home to do pest control. Now there's an idea for a scifi comic

Can somebody tell me origin/story of earth-chan? She seems to appear from nothing and everyone knows about her

mascot?

Booru guys has college and refuses to let drawfags upload what they want cuz he'll just delete them and is autistic about what should be posted first, specifically porn so he can hide it behind other SFW drawings later

As far as I know it started as a tweet that got popularity, was picked up by a bunch of artists and spread from there.

Seeing what happened with the Hetalia fandom, the standards have been low for years

I wish all these days posting theory shit on here got banned.

>not having it end with a girl teasing her for being flat

What the hell does this have to do with Sup Forums? This is some Giantess Fetish trash. Yo mods!

>shen