Welcome to the French general thread related about the 2017 Presidential election Everything you need to know below
>Right Primairies: It will be November 20 and 27th that the Right Primairies will take place. Every French above 18 are allowed to vote for the best candidate that the Right should represent to be president The two main candidate are Nicolas Sarkozy and Alain Juppé.
>Left: Emmanuel Macron (Previous Minister of Economy and Finance) François Hollande (still unanounced) Benoît Hamon (Previous Minister of Economy and Education) Arnaud Montbourg (Previous Minister of Industrial Renewal) Manuel Valls (Previous first minister, might candidate If Hollande doesn't show up)
>Right: Alain Juppé (Our worst ennemy. The left side of the right.) Nicolas Sarkozy (Previous president, Meme) François Fillon (Previous First Minister during Sarkozy rule) Bruno Le Maire (Previous Minister) Nathalie Kosciusko-Morizet NKM (Previous Minister) Jean-Frédéric Poisson (MP. Support LePen)
Voting for Fillon in the right primary. Sarkozy is a cuck/liar and we need a good candidate to face fucking Ali Juifpé
Wyatt Cox
I think machismo may play a part in French election memes. Play upon the reputation of the French as lovers. Also play upon anti-German sentiment, I'm sure it's still there after the war. Maybe have a Pepe in a beret sticking a baguette into a dirndl wearing Kraut's vag. Marion is key to the process, because only faggots would vote against her.
As has probably been stated, Joan of Arc needs to be in there somewhere. Regional variations of memes are a good idea too, like a Breton Wocjak. Everything needs to be in French or without text.
Maybe meme the terrorist attacks and rapefugees at Calais as well.
John Thompson
>Forgetting funniest boy
Also you forgot Yannick Jadot, from the ecologists' primaries, but who cares about him really?
Adam Hughes
Dun goofed, I wanted to quote OP.
Fillon is my man too. I think he's the most serious candidate regarding both economy and diplomacy, it's a shame he's such a LMPT shill.
Luis Diaz
Voting for Sarkozy. Still give more chance for Le Pen next year
Aaron Hughes
Fuck you, faggot. LMPT is fucking right. And Fillon actually doesn't support them enough. Fuck faggots marriage and degenerate ideology. Traditional catholicism or nothing.
Gavin Wood
>I think machismo may play a part in French election memes Marine would slap your ass with a garlic sausage m8.
>anti-German sentiment Everyone already plays on it, but it's more because of the euro (and the fact we're mad jealous because they have a superior industry).
>Joan of Arc It's not 1920 anymore, nobody really cares.
>memes We don't have the imageboard culture, so French memes are worthless (meaning: they just can't work, there is no public to spread them, no one cares).
Wanting to make memes for the French public is a doomed strategy. There is no public for it, and it is 99.9% impossible to win for Marine anyway, due to the two-round process in the election.
Juan Barnes
>who cares about Jadot?
Retards like my girlfriend. We have plenty of them in France.
Jace Morales
> tfw you're abroad in France using comfy Le Pen speeches to practice your French.
T-thanks, but the most likely outcome is the victory of some mainstream maxi-cuck.
At the very best it would be Valls or Fillon, and that's really weak. Strategically the best thing to enable some civil unrest would be another 5 years of Hollande.
Jose Fisher
what can I, a simple burger, do to help?
What hashtag should we get trending? does France even use twitter much? any good meme material?
Cooper Morris
Fillon is pretty good when it comes to be anti degeneracy and has a pretty good foreign policy stance. Would fit right with Trump too
Luis Rogers
>tfw no marion gf to cuddle
Parker Cox
We're losing BIGLY on twitter, but if we start to meme it, it has some potential. There's already a base, the "fachosphere", or "patriosphere". It has quite an influence, so if we get some memer in the ranks, it'll be all good.
right now there are multiple threads and generals for le pen, you fags better consolidate this shit if you want people on Sup Forums to get interested in helping you
Elijah Parker
>does France even use twitter much? The average normie is "afraid of Twitter" and will only stay on Facebook with the herd. But yes, the most Internet-savvy people do use Twitter.
>any good meme material? Just popular "alt-right" Twitter accounts doing a good job, but it's not really about memes. It's more about being a snarky bastard consistently.
>LMPT is fucking right. >Traditional catholicism or nothing. I don't care about catholicism, so gays can marry and adopt kids for all I care. Although I agree with LMPT about GPA and PMA and think they should not be allowed.
Levi Clark
Some burger asked for a proper thread with more information for foreigners That's what I did. Might add more things to the OP
Mason King
Juppé=Hollande Meme it bros KEK wills it
Colton Phillips
>We're losing BIGLY on twitter I don't agree at all. Although leftards have a huge head start regarding their number of followers... actual engagement is much stronger with the alt-right, so Humour de Gauche (alt-right) gets way more retweets than Humour de Droite (leftard) despite having 15 times less followers.
The problem is that not a lot of people use Twitter. The only place that's big enough to become a meme central in France is JVC, and you know it's just not going to cut it.
Cooper Mitchell
Then you don't deserve bo be french, you fucking modernist atheist cuck. Kys
Samuel Thomas
How can we hope to meme effectively, it's not like anyone speaks french
Noah Kelly
sending meme magic to frogs
Henry Rivera
The problem is not that you won't speak French. The problem is that you won't understand the French cultural context, and what works in France.
Even the best Sup Forums memes translated in French would get a cold reception in France. It feels foreign and weird, even to our edgiest edgemasters (if they're not exposed to Sup Forums and other Anglo websites).
Christopher Thompson
WITNESSED
Nicholas Barnes
do you have french Sup Forums?
Adrian Kelly
TAKE MY HIGH ENERGY FRENCH BROS
Leo Nelson
Redid the general thingy, anything to add?
French General thread about the 2017 French Presidential Election
Right Primaries are the 11/20 Presidential Election is on 23 april 2017 (1st round), second round is on the 7 may.
>Right Primairies: It will be November 20 and 27th that the Right Primairies will take place. Every French above 18 are allowed to vote for the best candidate that the Right should represent to be president The two main candidate are Nicolas Sarkozy and Alain Juppé.
WHO'S RUNNING
>Far Left: Philippe Poutou Jean Luc Mélenchon
>Left: Emmanuel Macron (Previous Minister of Economy and Finance) François Hollande (still unanounced) Benoît Hamon (Previous Minister of Economy and Education) Arnaud Montbourg (Previous Minister of Industrial Renewal) Manuel Valls (Previous first minister, might candidate If Hollande doesn't show up)
>Right: Alain Juppé (Our worst ennemy. The left side of the right.) Nicolas Sarkozy (Previous president, Meme) François Fillon (Previous First Minister during Sarkozy rule) Bruno Le Maire (Previous Minister) Nathalie Kosciusko-Morizet NKM (Previous Minister) Jean-Frédéric Poisson (MP. Support LePen)
>Far Right: /OURGIRL/ Marine Le Pen
>Does Marine have any chances at all ? Marine is pretty constant with 30%~ in almost every polls. The only person coming close to her is Alain Juppé with 20 to 25%. But as we know with Brexit and Trump - never trust the polls!
No. The few imageboards we have probably have less than 20 regulars, and they're quite bad.
Our most popular site (the one with enough audience to be a "cooking pot") is an absolutely cringey video games website for teenagers. It will never produce anything worthwhile. In comparison, Sup Forums looks like a website for responsible, cultured, witty adults.
Ethan Evans
she is so fucking hot
Charles Williams
...
Hunter Cook
>F-FACHOS
Nicholas Green
...
Camden Hill
Najat est notre Huma Abedin. ;)
Tyler Barnes
I'm going to vote for the first time
Julian Davis
>tfw you'll never hatefuck both of them
Andrew Butler
All you frenchies, I don't like Sarkozy but you seriously should vote for him.
Juppe is too tolerant and he's probably going to win the primaries but if you want Le Pen to get within reach of the presidency, Juppe isn't the choice.
(pic is map I made a while ago, it isnt averages, just dramatically shows how polling is changing, this was right after the first debate, average Juppe led by 15% then.)
Andrew Sullivan
So you should not waste your first vote. Vote for our waifu Marine. ;)
Matthew Mitchell
Sarkozy???????
Mouahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
No. Thx.
David Perez
Far left: you forgot the Communist party, the Greens, Besancenot, etc. Also tell them that Mélenchon will probably do a good score, he's our Bernie Sanders after all.
Left: where is fucking Ségolène? She may go for it, and even win. Martine Aubry may be another choice. It's Montebourg not Montbourg.
Right: where is Copé?
Far right: there are other choices, although they're memes.
>Does Marine have any chances at all? You just forgot to tell that she's going to be obliterated in the second round vs. virtually everyone.
Jeremiah Barnes
stfu and stop trying to divide our team
Blake Morris
>You just forgot to tell that she's going to be obliterated in the second round vs. virtually everyone. She was in the past years, but unless Juppé is in the second round, she has all her chances.
David Miller
Sarkozy is the worst of them all m8, De Lesquen is our only saviour
Chase Rivera
We have jeuxvideo.com and its biggest forum, the 18-25 which is a mix between Sup Forums and Sup Forums
Jose Wilson
That's really wrong on all counts. Won't even click with basic FN members.
>Sarkozy
'no'
Joshua Carter
What is this thread? Where are the MFGA folks?
Is that fiercefrenchcucks general?
Asher Campbell
MAKE /GREATEST ALLY/ GREAT AGAIN
Jacob Murphy
Will the election of Donald Trump help or hinder Trump?
David Diaz
hey frenchbros what are some hashtags i can wage meme warfare with?
Caleb Cook
No one likes Sarkozy but if you want 5 more years of Hollande, throw away your vote on someone who isn't a forerunner, have fun when Juppe is President of France.
Samuel Watson
I mean Le Pen
Christopher Bell
Make France Relevant Again
Christian Evans
Je suis fier de vous les mecs
Josiah King
Fix Calais lads, haven't been there in a while but I'm sick of seeing fucking mudshits destroy a part of a beautiful country.
Hudson Robinson
CHECKED
Hunter Powell
...
Aaron Williams
He is just some racist freemason, it's really not worth voting for him
Jonathan Young
I can feel the energy, we're going to make it.
Alexander Butler
>/frpol/ >vast majority of posts are in English
lol
Landon Myers
We sure as hell are.
Juan Cruz
If they want our help to meme LeBased into the [French equivalent of white house] they're gonna need to speak American
Chase Bell
> Macron >Left
Dominic Lopez
Would you Frenchbros vote for him if you could?
Elijah Edwards
I would kill for him.
Kevin Ortiz
>Left >Emmanuel Macron
Gabriel Jackson
We're not going to talk in French, we need the help of Sup Forums for this election.
Kevin Adams
>French equivalent of white house
Maison Blanche, I believe :^)
Tyler Stewart
You don't follow the news, do you ?
Xavier Anderson
Elysée
Christian Evans
Were you around in 2002...?
I was there (I'm old). I remember. The media pressure was really, really terrible. It looked like North Korean TV. There is not one single news outlet (no Fox News, no Daily Mail) that will support her dissenting view. Not a single one. No one.
So, she will automatically lose against everyone, just like Trump would have lost with only 25% of votes if only French people voted.
The power level of JVC is a mix between normie debates on Facebook + YouTube comments for the humor.
Ryder Hall
Our "white house" is call Elysée
Robert Peterson
Didn't you learn French and German at school m8? It's the same for English being taught at schools over there. English language is one of the many best gifts we've given the world.
Andrew Roberts
I wish luck to you Frenchbros
Hopefully Madam Le Pen wins
Connor Price
what can burgers do here?
Matthew Hughes
Les élections sont l'opium du peuple.
Tyler Allen
I think that something that would really influence the french would be english videos supporting the Front National on youtube but they would have to be really popular I believe the french are more likely to trust people from another country than from their own one.
Ryder Torres
>Didn't you learn French and German at school m8
No lol
We were taught but we didn't learn
Brody Evans
Wasn't around for 2002, no.
But won't this time be different ? They'll have a huge pressure from the American media, and maybe some will try. look at France 2, it may be nothing but look at Pernaut and what he said. They'll break off one day.
Joseph Campbell
>I believe the french are more likely to trust people from another country than from their own one.
What nationality would they have to be? American?
I'm guessing someone British like Farage is hated in France, not that he'd ever support FN
Sebastian Diaz
true but there are good elements on the 18-25, a huge part of them is willing to support the front national
Julian Scott
Well yes, especially American
William Nelson
Would be a landslide victory desu.
>inb4 someone shills a worthless descendent of Bonaparte or whatever
Jaxon Roberts
Voici le spritesheet pour ceux interessés par ce meme tout beau tout neuf
Daniel Rogers
Not as much but I know we've been destroying the jungle and building more fences along the motorway to protect lorry drivers and other road users. The main problem is the French government are trying to get the UK to sort it out and fund it even though it's your land. Personally I wouldn't mind troops getting deployed in that area, just because you destroy a wasps nest one year in most cases it will always come back the next.
Jason James
All the best frogbros Vive la France!
Jack Ramirez
Fair enough lad, always nice to learn a few languages outside of schools and colleges.
Julian Baker
leftard who can't stands his own kind anymore here
>Charlie >Bataclan >Nice >"let's fight them with love" >SJW's rising
Yeah no, I go full FN this time
Parker Long
Good luck lads!
Anthony Miller
I'm sorry, but I fear the French will vote socialist as usual.
Although Marion a cute
Brody Sanchez
America here to give you my meme magic to assist you.
Gabriel Nelson
Just got back from France as a stop on my honeymoon, good luck, you guys are gonna need it.
Daniel Morris
What are some good right-wing alternative news sights in French for French people?
Est-ce que vous pouvez me recommander les sites de droit alternative pour les français?
