Reminder to boycott hotel transvlyvania 3 for putting mavis in a disgusting one piece even though shes on a fucking...

Reminder to boycott hotel transvlyvania 3 for putting mavis in a disgusting one piece even though shes on a fucking cruise

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she's like 100 years old, of course her bathing suit would be a little more conversative

People still pay for movies?

What's the problem here?

>Vampires can't really appear with Sun.
This is bullshit & the only one reason Sup Forums is intersed in this crap is mavis.
TFW no handsome Alucard

I want Mavis to sit on my face.

Shes wearing form fitting goth clothes usually, shes obviously up to date with fashion and their is no excuse for this bullshit. Its sony being SJW hacks yet again.

One pieces are only for fucking prudes who want to hide a girls delicious belly

>shes obviously up to date with fashion
Goth is not up to date in the slightest

Theyre are still goths, and by the time goth exsisted bikinis were the norm. Even if she is a few decades behind in fashion, shes obviously up to date to wear a bikini, which makes your point invlaid.

Of all the many things to hate hotel translyvania for like interspecies marriage, this honestly is the most trivial thing to complain about

>interspecies marriage
>implying you wouldnt want to have a QT monster wife
Anyways, i was hyped for this movie because it was on a cruise and wed finally see mavis in a bikini, but obviously amy pascals feminist prudishness got in the way of that and now theres nothing redeeming about this shit franchise.

The 2nd one had such a preachy hamfisted message about how it's wrong to be against interspecies marriage

The second one was shit because it focused on that stupid kid, made mavis into a controlling bitch, and the humor was dull. The message didnt bother me if anything i agreed with it because my first waifu was a robot and the main reason why i want to meet an alien is to fuck it and make it my wife.

Terrible taste amigo

In what, exactly?

Guy, she needs a onie to hide her stretch marks from her pregnancy.

Tranforming in and out of bat form while pregnant with a haman baby is not kind to the skin.

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So you're mad that the thing you fap to isn't in a skimpy two piece? Pretty sure you can get your own art for that.

>doesn't like one pieces

OP isn't a pedo, faggot.

t. horny children

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But one pieces are the best swimsuits

Swim attire

>liking swimsuits that cover up a womans belly
You disgust me

>not likeing swimsuits that accentuate a woman's form and tantalize you by leaving just enough to the imagination

t. horny child

I like actual skin and not a tease because im not a cucked numale like you, user

>Pablo has shit taste
Like pottery.

you sound pretty cucked by this whole fiasco senpai. its just a movie

>mavis wearing a one piece
>"m-muh bikini!"
'cause potentially getting caught in the sun with MORE skin exposed is the best bet for a vampire, fucking faggots

most of Sup Forums thinks with their dicks now man. /aco/ failed as a containment zone

Shes out in the dark the entire time, retard. Thats no excuse to put her in an outdated ugly one piece

>Why isn't this kids' film sexy enough?
Isn't it supposed to be more shocking when something sexual DOES happen in these kinds of things?

t. horny child

Its a bikini, that shouldnt be shocking at all.

You say that like its a fucking insult

t. horny child

I love you too user. How was your christmas?

Well neither should the one piece!

>Ignorant 12 year old who doesn't realize showing less skin is way more sexy

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Bo, its a sign of prudishness on sonys part, and with the companys SJW idiotic actions the past few years is disheartening, but hardly surprising.

>who doesn't realize showing less skin is way more sexy
Are you ned flanders?

>Not wanting to stick it in your waifu while she's wearing a one piece.

What are you, gay?

t. horny child

>Sony are 'SJWs' for not deliberatly sexualizing a character in a children's movie

Fuck you

Yes, thats exactly what they are. If amy pascals bitching wasnt involved genndy would lewd the shit outve her

no, boycott this movie because they think that the appeal of the series is fucking adam sandlers.

this man sees the big picture

I just want to see Mavis's feet

Hold up when did she get pregnant?

Boycott?? There will be no boycott. 1 piece or not, I need more Mavis.

This is a children's movie where Adam Sandler and his family do fun things, I don't think he has your waifu in mind in that way

It's just happens that I'm working on a visual novel, so you may get one in the near future.
Perhaps even in this year.

angry mavis is CUTE

I'll be interested in seeing it. Take your time, quality is what counts.

Isn't she though.

Who the fuck cares? We got porn of her all over the internet and at least 2 threads on alone.

You called?

How many episodes are there of HT:TS so far?

Mavis is lewd no matter what sort of clothing she wears.

OP is the literal definition of a bug-man.

One pieces are sexier. They tighten up the body and accentuate the curves. If you want skin, there are many varieties with windows and different cuts. Bikinis are for thots.

Or they're, you know, making a movie for five year olds and don't want soccer moms banging down their doors

The colour choices though.

This is the kind of response that can only come from a man who's written too many fan-fictions. The plot of HT3 is hitting too close to one of these fanfics. So close that OP can do nothing but think "This is it! They took my idea and they're making it into a movie! Finally, everything I've ever wanted from Mavis is coming true!" But as he watches the trailer his excitement suddenly bottoms out.

Where is Mavis' stomach? It was in the story. 350 words describing the exact size, cut, style and color of her bikini. Another 500 describing Mavis' perfect immortal stomach, untouched by stretchmarks and oiled to perfection. It was clear as crystal... how-

And then it hits him. Those meddling executives. They swooped in with their puritan checklist and systematically destroyed everything that could have made this movie great. They must have! It's the only explanation! There's only one set of fetishes in the world, and he has them!

OP rewatches the video, his brow clenched with worry, hoping that it was some cheap trick that blocked the vampire midriff. But no. A one piece swimsuit. His frown blossoms and his eyes narrow in disgust. A fucking one piece. Nobody with any dignity or self-respect has ever worn one. OP begins to realize that making Hotel Transylvania 3 was about more than just blueballing him. They're trying to poison the world against bikinis! The most important movie ever made will discourage women from showing their stomachs ever again!

For a crime like this, he can't just stand to ignore the movie. OP has to encourage others to ignore it too, publicly! He has to rally an army to act against this menace, but where? Of course, at Sup Forums! A bastion of taste and sympathy! As one, they can continue sitting at home, keeping their ten dollars each! Now Sony will rue the day they covered Mavis' pale flesh!

tl;dr Fucking relax you goon.

That's like near the bottom of the list of things I have a problem with.

I might overthinking it, but isn't it odd, that she is into human culture (in the fancywork at least), be able even to stitch by herself, and got only these clothes? This is some poor writting, if you ask me.

Yeah, I wondered what all she had packed into that suitcase.

34. The last one was "The Fright Before Creepmas"

The porn is not very good. Ive been wanting on model porn of her from the tv show for a year and the best we got is ruined because its fucking futa

>character at a pool in a cruise ship
>bikini is somehow too much
How prudish can you be? They should ignore soccor moms just like the media should ignore feminists and twitter drama

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The problem with ignoring soccer moms and moral guardians is that this shit is aimed towards 6 year olds and those are pretty unlikely to get to watch it if their parents think that it will corrupt them into a pedophile misogynist satanist.

Those type of people wont watch the movie anyways for having vampires in it. Theres no point in not ignoring them, even then as a said before bikinis are normal and you have to have to morality if a fucking amish to object to them in a kids film.