ITT we write a Simpsons season so bad, yet plausible, that the series gets canceled

ITT we write a Simpsons season so bad, yet plausible, that the series gets canceled

I’ll start: first proper episode has everyone aging 3 years and staying that way throughout the season and the outfits are more complex

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After an episode airs, and there is backlash, instead of ignoring it like always, this time they acknowledge it and mock the audience for being like Comic Book guy.

Homer fellates Mickey Mouse for thirty minutes

An episode where Bart starts Drinking
Lisa starts her period, and slowly starts to let go of her political babble
Maggie attends pre School

I don't believein a Simpsons so plausibly bad that it would get the series cancelled.
The show is an institution.
It will always probably be just marketable and watched enough to keep it alive because it airing makes it more money than it being dead.
Really the only thing that can kill it is if someone in the main cast dies or can't perform, and we need that to happen before that lyrebird tech becomes accepted and popular enough to replace actual voice actors.

Marge becomes a robot.

Maybe Moe gets a cell phone.

Or Moe gets a cellphone.

Has Bart ever owned a bear?

How about a crazy wedding, where something happens. Doo doodoo doo doo.

Just do an arc where Lisa is kidnapped by an unknown person. A whole season where she is stuck in a room and bart is trying to find clues of what happened. Marge is having a mental break down. You can parody tons of movies, Silence of the lambs, misery, saw, lovely bones, room, shawshank whatever. The season ends on a cliffhanger still not revealing the kidnapper but they confirm its a long standing side character from springfield. Cancel the show, never reveal who kidnapped lisa, never make more episodes, the end.

It'd obviously be Bob.

>Lisa starts her period, and slowly starts to let go of her political babble
I’m not sure about the other two, as theoretically it could depend on the execution, but this would be a straight up improvement to the show.

No, you make it not bob, or the one armed guy, or snake. You rule those guys out by showing them not there or in jail or something. it's someone who has a house in springfield and not a typical criminal shady type. You hint at everyone like who shot mr.burns. Milhouse, the teachers, apu, the reverend, barney, the skinners, moe, just about anyone and everyones parents of the kids.

Dead Bart is made as an actual episode, EXACTLY as in the creepypasta.

Oh so it'd obviously be Maggie.

Maggie gets a speaking role and is voiced by a sassy black person.

No, you kill maggie to rule her out.

The family become Trump supporters. Not for a joke, they go into depth about how he is a good president. Bonus points for someone doing a Hillary impersonation and making her into a vampire or whatever.

Also, the events in it are canon forever, and cannot be contradicted in future episodes.

Copy pasting my reply from a tread very similar to this
>Couch Gag: All the Simpson family members mouth this song
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>while also simultaneously taking a huge shit on the master copiesof seasons 1-10

>A-Plot: In order to get enough money to buy a new video game that he wants (which is definitely "not" an advertisement for said game), Bart and Lisa decide to start a vlog channel on YouTube in hopes of earning that sweet ad revenue. After gaining a decent sized fanbase, they attend some vid-con. But when Bart gets kidnapped, it's up to Lisa and some popular YouTube vloggers to save him, pretty much sucking their dicks for 20 minutes and showing how perfect they are
>B-Plot: Homer gets a fidget spinner from the Kwik E Mart, and gets addicted to it, causing him to lose focus on his important daily activities
>Featuring the guest star voices of: Tyler Oakley, Joey Graceffa, Jenna Marbles, Jake Paul, and other vlog Youtubers who I know nothing about besides seeing their names on a "Top 50 Youtubers List"

Lisa begins to experience all the abuse Bart does. People bully her, Homer chokes her, everyone says she's a stupid failure. I'd be surprised if it lasted past the first episode.

With the series cancelled, have someone on Twitter or something confirm that the kidnapper was the ghost of Maude Flanders trying to posess Lisa in order to be with her hubby again. But she doesn’t know how to possess things, and Lisa has to help her learn how. Hilarity ensues.

I wonder if nips are as sick of this show as we are of The Simpsons.

Bart gets a head injury and needs to sleep with a blue pillow attached to his head. Homer comes home drunk from Moes and has rough sex with Bart by accident, thinking it's Marge. Marge becomes angry and takes the kids and leaves. Homer does some outrageous act to show he's sorry and prove his love to Marge. Marge says "Oh Homey" and kiss. End credits.

How about one where they're exiled from Springfield?
OH WAIT

Idea: episode where Bob's family come back and become nice, friendly, non-scheming people and friends of the Simpsons. And they stay recurring characters, Bob and Ned even become best friends.

With the help of the Simpsons, Chuck gets his feed and seed store back.

>starts to let go of her political babble
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He already did

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Mr. Burns is arrested for tax evasion. With no heir, the nuclear power plant shuts down. A huge chunk of the population relocates outside of Springfield. The mall closes down. More people move out. The season ends with Springfield as a ghost town with only The Simpsons remaining.

With hyperrealistic eyes

He said write a Simpsons episode, not a Family Guy one.

Copy a whole season of Family Guy shamelessly.

What is with you ageing fags

Lady Gaga becomes a supporting character

Lisa Simpson get's pregnant by a random boy, keeps the baby to show empowerment for female beings, and that newborn baby became the newest permanent main character.

Marge becomes a baking YouTuber, but crosses over to Let's Plays and Twitch Streams when she sees that video games get more views. She's a huge hit at first, but her popularity wanes because she refuses to show her tits.

In order to keep her fame, Bart and Homer introduce her to all the cool memes, like fidget spinners and dabbing. (By the time this episode airs, these fads would be deader than they are right now.) This is played unironically.

Meanwhile, Patty and Lisa team up to shut down a beauty pageant, because feminism or something. There's no real plot, it's just them showing up to complain until the judges give in, since the show is only 22 minutes long and they don't have enough time to write a satisfying ending. Also, all the jokes are the same "men are pigs if they like womens' bodies," repeated over and over. But you get one scene of Patty ogling a man (despite her being a lesbian), and it's treated as her being empowered.

The episode ends with Marge hosting a Teen Choice award. She's not too famous, but she has the support of neckbeards, who keep sending her their rule 34 of her. She realizes that fame isn't worth it if these people are her audience.

The final scene has Bart and Lisa talk about feminism - Bart is sexist for no reason, and Lisa uses a bunch of strawman arguments before punching Bart and knocking him out. Somehow this scene is supposed to be about girl power.

Mr Burns dies for real. Smithers takes over the plant, gives Homer his old job because Homer should never have been safety inspector, and the Plant becomes a model of industry.

With this newfound freedom, Homer uses it to the fullest and repairs his crumbling home, in effect completely changing the iconic look of the Simpson house.

Lady Gaga moves in with the Simpsons, and becomes a permanent part of the show.

Every episode is about Apu.

So it's the teacher Lisa had a crush on, right?

Yes and then they'll make reference to Dustin Hoffman's scandals.

Bart dies. And then two episodes later on the christmas special, he is revived.

Bumblebee Man moves in with the Simpsons because reasons. He does a bunch of slapstick gags and speaks in Spanglish ("ay ay hola Simpsonez", "El Homer es muy fatto y stupido", etc.), which annoys the family to no end.

One gag involving baby cows and a giant, malfunctioning meat-grinder (he wants to make tacos with "fresco meato") results in Lisa being showered in blood, organs and chunks of flesh, some of which she ends up swallowing. Lisa runs crying to her room (this is treated as a serious moment with sad music). The whole family looks at Bumblebee Man with anger. "Ay ay ay, no es bueno," says Bumblebee Man just before the show cuts to commercials.

The meat-grinder incident is the last straw. "Bumblebee Man has to fly away from here" says Marge, and everyone agrees. They device a plan involving... whatever. Fuck it, I just wanted an excuse to shit on Lisa.

Bart starts drawing porn of Mickey mouse
Homer acts antisemitic
Lisa becomes a transsexual and has at least one sounding scene per episode to show her transitioning challenges
Marge goes to a feminist rally and brings Maggie she gets so caught up in the ralley she neglects Maggie and Maggie dies plot resolves by Marge getting charges dropped and Maggie being replaced by Selmas baby.
An episode about Ned Flanders learning the magic of cuckolding.

Ned Flanders goes trans and marries Rod and Todd after indoctrinating them with gay propaganda

oh wait, this is to cancel the Simpsons, not renew it for another season

Bart learns the word "nigger" (conveniently bleeped out) and starts using it everywhere triggering Lisa to hell

Teen Titans Go crossover.

We want it to fail, not to succeed.

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