ITT: We summon kek to destroy California's coast with a huge, deadly earthquake. I want LA and San Francisco gone

ITT: We summon kek to destroy California's coast with a huge, deadly earthquake. I want LA and San Francisco gone.

Let's send it into the ocean boys.

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Kekkitus, hoppitus. With this get, I summon an apparition of death. A destructive tsunami, that will crush the left.

WAIT WAIT WAIT! theres a few of us still here behind enemy lines sir, what are our orders?

Try again. Kek must be sleeping.

Leave for the Midwest while you still can.

I SUMMON THEE! SPIRIT OF SPIPHAR, STRIKE DOWN THE WICKED CALIFORNIANS!

>mfw I have jack shit powers
>mfw I'm not a prophet of kek

youtube.com/watch?v=h4emcNAf5lY

Just let all the SJWs move west and secede so we don't have to deal with them here anymore.

Maybe we can still solve this without mass casualties.

Doubles and California secedes.

Lord Kek has plans for this place...

...

> destroying 10% of your national GDP

stay retarded Sup Forums

Humility is the first step brother, praise KEK.

Don't underestimate your powers little one. If you believe in it, it shall happen.

No, they expect one of us in the wreckage brother

I want to believe that the shitlibs will pay, one day.

Worth it.

Plus rebuilding will counter the loss.


we all do

Are those tulips?

also checked

Kek's powers are only for good.

poppies - they get you HIGH 5% morphine

KEK BE WITH US

CAST THEIR HOCKEY TEAMS INTO THE SEA

FUCK THIS IS IT

I AM SUMMONING KEK RIGHT NOW

HERE WE GO

LET THE NUMBERS SHOW

THIS WILL HAPPEN


FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK

PLEASE KEK

YOU HAVE GIVEN US EVERYTHING BUT I HAVE ONE LAST WISH

YHWH we know that you are the only true Elohim. My your judgement on California be swift.

Kek make it so

California will drown, check these digits.

>destroying one of the largest economies in the world

I don't understand this. Trump would not want this at all.

That will take a blood sacrifice
Post up OP

witnessed.. trips will confirm

714 bro here, will kek protect the red County of Orange?

If you have a good heart, you'll be spared. Kek will protect you with these graces.

The man with the plan

>tfw you live in the orange zone

we all have a sacrifice to make

We gotta take California one precinct at a time with common sense policies and strength.

And 42% of the welfare recipents

POSEIDON! I call thee forth, out of the depths of the sea. King Neptune! Wreak foul havoc upon the disgusting nonbelievers, profligates, and degenerates in California! Wash away the scum from the coast with a massive tsunami!

Kek is the god of chaos in the collective mind. The course of human events can be thrown into chaos by the will of Kek. But for the natural world, there are others to appeal to.

Watch in awe as the lord of the oceans washes the liberal blight from the West Coast.

california will not be harmed

Can memetics push this. There needs to be real organization and local leaders. I'm tired of the liberal cucks here

Nice get

this

!!!!!!
?????

kek toys with us!!!!!

A wave is coming.

confirmed kek IS toying with us

dude i know you guys hate california but if the wave hits. huge parts of the internet will go down, food production goes down and very expensive. all the tv show movies will die and never be seen

I TIRE OF THIS PLACE, OF THESE PEOPLE

OF MY FATHER AND HIS LATINA MUTT MISTRESS

THE WORST PART ABOUT THIS PLACE IS YOU CAN ONLY KILL YOURSELF ONCE

KEK, LAY WASTE TO THE CITIES OF MAN.

have we started the fire?

How the fuck would food production go down in California an heros?

We will die before that earthquake happens.

They've been warning about it since forever.

all production studios, broadcasting, stars based here in california, 80 percent of food grown in california for the rest of the country, internet many if not all the tech companies are in california

Fuck I meant "if"

California will succeed

80% of America's food comes from Calibfornia? Shit i had no idea. I thought it was all sjw's and youtubers.

ALMIGHTY KEK

HEAR MY PLEA

PLOX FUCK UP CALI

INTO THE SEA

p.s. take all my digits
p.p.s fuck canada

also say goodbye to grapes, avocados and almonds

if singles it happens tomorrow

I'm fasting, I don't need these things.

dude theirs so many people here. half are asswhole sjws and half are people living in the desert or forest. say goodbye to snoop dog, slayer

No. Thats too easy. Cali and cali alone must secede and flounder with a lack of water and good law practice. When they cone back, they will not only be decimated, but they will be privy to their errors.

amazon, tesla, apple, Häagen-Dazs IHOP
In-N-Out Burger just a few cali companies

>tfw only live in yellow danger zone

PRAISE KEK

QUAKE!
SHAKE!
WAKE AND TAKE YOUR FINAL BREATH
SODOM SOON WILL MEET ITS DEATH
A TIDAL WAVE WILL TOUCH THE SKY
AND CLEANSE THE COUNTRY OF THIS STY
THE EARTH WILL OPEN UP ITS MAW
TO PUNISH EVIL BY ITS LAW
BY GOD AND TRUMP AND IVANKAS TITS
AND THE POWER OF THESE DIGITS

>cali explodes in hellfire
>trump comes and personally hands out aid packages

its too perfect

Upon inauguration of the 45th
In California there will be a rift

NOT BEFORE OBONGO LEAVES.

We don't want him to have a reason to declare martial law and stay in office.

digits confirm California will leave the union then get buttfucked by Russia

Stop it you fuckers!

I'm a fellow kek praising Sup Forumsite, who happens to live directly on the fucking fault.

It's not 80% that's just the total cost of the food going out. They sell expensive shit probably, whereas the Midwest sells the cheap plentiful stuff like grain and corn. Plus those areas always vote Republican so they can stay it's just the useless coast.

Then there's the fact that they import their water so...

MAY THE EARTH SHAKE WITH THE FORCE OF OUR HOLY NUMBERS. KEK SHALL STRIKE THE KEKS WITH A MIGHTY MALEVOLENT MAGNITUDE 11

I'm sorry for the majority of voters, but I don't want to be a sacrifice for the new nationalism. I'm a strong independent Republican, I have children who are red pilled enough to vote Trump during their own elementary school votes and I want to make a plea that my family should not be a target on this memed earthquake. I will continue to teach them what I have learned from the red pill. I know this is just a joke thread, but in case it's not, some of us are here with you brothers.

Yesh. The fire rises.

This is not a simple task. Kek requires at least 6 digits for events that intervene on such a large scale.

...

kek wills it

Im in cali if i can get, I will start a fucking race war here in San francisco.

California Trumpfags reporting. You would sacrifice me you little faggot? I'm thick in the bush and a little nigger ass nobody like you thinks your gonna send a chaos God after me and my family? Kek serves no one! He is here for his own lulz! You should be punished for you arrogance!

>secedes from the US
>earthquake decimates the entire west coast, countless deaths
>"PLS SEND HELP"

this.

Who the fuck do you think you're dealing with

please do

t. live in san jose

KEK WE FLIPPED THE STATES AND WE CAN KEEP THE COUNTRY FLIPPED FOREVER

SHADILAY SHADILAY HERE MY CRY, MAKE ALL THE BEANERS GO AND DIE!

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dont leave me here to die faggots!

Thing will be okay for California.
Trump will protect and show them what going Red will do.
Believe. Kek has delivered the savior to us, he can even take California from blue to red.
Believe.

pls no bully

I BELIEVE!

HEAR ME WARNINGS, KEKOLDS OF THE WEST
VETERANS OF 18 MONTHS OF MEME WARFARE WAIT TO ADD YOU TO THEIR BLOODY TALLY
THERE IS NO HOPE IN OPPOSING THE INEVITABLE
PUT DOWN YOUR TORCHES, YOUR SIGNS, YOUR HOPE
BOW BEFORE THE POWER OF MEMES UNDIVIDED

MIGHTY KEK, LORD OF CHAOS
SHADILAY SHADILAY SHADILAY
CHAOS FOR THE CHAOS GOD
HE WILL TEAR THIS WORLD ASUNDER

LET THEIR BLOOD TURN THE WEST COAST RED
LET THEIR CHILDREN WEEP AS THE EARTH SWALLOWS THEM
LET US HEAR THEIR LAMENTATIONS AS THEY ARE FORSAKEN
LET THE WORLD FEAST ON THEIR FLESH
LET THEM REJOICE - FOR THEIR SLAVERY TO MOLOCH ENDS
NO MERCY, NO PITY, NO HOPE FOR THE KEKOLD

SHADILAY SHADILAY SHADILAY

KEK SINGS THROUGH US - HEAR THIS DIRGE AND DESPAIR
OH MIGHTY KEK - WE OFFER THEE THE PLANET ENTIRE

Take Oregon too kek. Wipe out the entire West Coast for their blue state heresy against your anointed God Emperor.

Watch how it's done.

Kek rewards the humble.
Good job user.

A massive Tsunami would be nice. Most of the parts the voted for Trump would be unaffected by it.

the fire rises

PEPE lives in San Francisco and was doing his work from there, praise him - not destroy him, KEK!

Oregon and Washington should stay, I love my state, but I guess most of it goes...

They expect us in the wreckage brother,

the fire rises!

KEK

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Let us burn within the flames full of the fleshed out screams of millions of blacks and warriors of equality alike

dodge the filter

dodge the spam

half of California will sink

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