It's cold outside. let's have a heated argument. daphne or velma?

It's cold outside. let's have a heated argument. daphne or velma?

Velma because she has more porn where's she's drawn off-model with giant tits.

Velma is for betas who want a nerd girl they think would be in their league and would understand them.

Daph is for alphas who aim to win the first place in life.

Daphne

But Daphne has kinkier porn

God I hate that shit. Do people have no sense of constraint

Neither? I didn't find them attractive at all.

Hot Dog Water.

Velma, either on-model or off.
Daphne would definitely be worth a one-off when she and Fred are having a problem.
Kill Scrappy.

Velma is more interesting than Daphne

Daphne, only contrarians pick Velma.

no they don't

Daphne. She's almost always a sweetheart in every incarnation.

But every Velma comes off as an insufferable know-it-all. And at least a few of them are self-aware cunts about it.

Daphne, because smokin' redhead.

Yes they-
Oh I see

Daphne for life.

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Velma, because she's superior. Because she was bland pretty girl she got lots of hobbies and skills and depth to make up for it later on. Velma on the other hand remained the same.

Objectively wrong

>Daphne is a dumb barbie doll that really only has her looks going for her. Depending on the continuity, she could be nice, she could be a bitch, and you may or may not have to fight Fred for her hand.
>Velma is a frumpy know-it-all who really only has her brains going for her. Depending on the continuity, she may be a megabitch, she might be a Secretly Hot Librarian, and you will almost certainly never be more important to her than her work.

...can't I just have Melody from the Pussycats instead? Or Valerie? Or Melody AND Valerie?

When has Daphne been a bitch?

only beta cucks pick velma. Daphne is a real woman and not some frumpy second choice.

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In fact I've always felt there's something "off" about Scooby-Doo series compared to other cartoons, and the females are no exception.

It's been ages since I've watched, but Daphne always seemed the smarter of the two.

>redhead with purple contrast
>babbies third bondage bait
>knows how to keep people on track
>looks cute without trying hard

Velma only had the micro-skirt going for her and modern bbqs have ruined her appearance forever.

More recent series have given Daphne actual character and she's an honorable choice. I'm still going with the chubby sex starved nerd though.

That user doesn't know.
The only time she was ever any kind of bitch was A Pup Named Scooby Doo.

>people missing the whole appeal of Velma

>not going for superior teen angels

I would gladly appreciate the opportunity to pump them both full to the brim with my semen.

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W-what is captain caveman doing with Jabberjaw?

Daphne for my bodyawap fetish

No we don't shut up you cunt

My mistake. Every two days.

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