Goth

>goth
>cute country accent
>shows compassion for her companions
Why is maria the most underrated waifu in all of animation?

she's ugly

Wrong!

The real reason she's worst girl is because... I WANT MY SLAW

Because those potatoes are the best potatoes in the world.

>not liking pale skinned, pierced, dyed hair, massacre laden goths
See you when your balls drop, kiddo
YOU HAVE YOUR SLAW SIR

What if you’ve already grown old enough to realize that goths suck? And not in the good way, they’re just emotional baggage and attention seeking poets. Most men realize goths suck by the age of 24 or so, around the same age that you realize Starfire in the teen titans anime was a better waifu than Raven was.

>What if you’ve already grown old enough to realize that goths suck?
Thats blasphemy, get out while you still can you filthy person

Too late, I’ve already dated goths and had all the mystique and allure of them ruined for me, enjoy it Wheel you can, because one day you’re going to wake up and realize you’ve grown out of your goth fetish

>because one day you’re going to wake up and realize you’ve grown out of your goth fetish
Fuck that, youre literally just a no taste faggot

Naw, I’m just someone whose taste has matured over time, but you, you’re young and you still have time to enjoy goths before you notice how goddamn annoying they are. Don’t waste your time trying to argue with me about it, this is just how things are. It happened to me, and it will happen to you.

>It happened to me, and it will happen to you.
No it wont, stop trying to project your shit taste onto everyone else while acting like an elitst faggot

I WANT MY SLAW

.

Just give it time user, just give it some time.

Symmetry my dear user

wonder why

Get fucked

you need to catch the lapsed goth, the one that got fed up with the subculture bullshit but still kinda keeps the look cause she won't just dump away her whole wardrobe.

Whos that semen demon?

>I’ve already dated goths and had all the mystique and allure of them ruined for me
I dated a goth for years and it was the best relationship I've ever had.
So fuck off

It's in the image name dumb phoneposter

Jhonen Vasquez, it says it right in the filename

>phoneposter
What is it with PC faggots that make them paranoid of phones?

>tfw you can't post on data anymore

WUT KINNA CHEGUN U WANT MEESTER?

Most of the time, the bad goths are dudes.
Voltaire is the big exception. He's the coolest bisexual goth ever.

You think she'll eventually find a better job too?

>actual line

>dating 3d goths
now there's your problem you unbelievable faggot

Why not?

>maria will never talk to you in her southern drawl and keep calling you mister while she sucks you off and you bust on her face and make her eye liner run from your cum

>his music for billy and mandy

I love that Jhonen adresses the fact that most goths are as shitty and shallow as the people they claim to hate.
Just like in any subculture though; good and bad people can be found in any kind of group.

Not sure, i get a message saying "posting from your IP has been blocked due to abuse"

She actually seemed, especially talking to Dinner later on.
>Then all the employees started disappearing one by one.
Dib:Chickenfoot ate them?
>No. . .they got better jobs. Now get out, before you get a better job too!

Is this a Goth thread or a IZ thread because I am fine with either one.

>make her eye liner run

oh boy.

>Starfire in the teen titans anime was a better waifu than Raven
the truest statement in this whole thread

Both DESU, gaz is thiccness incarnate and best tsunderefu
if a drawfriend could make that post into a drawing itd be greatly appreciated

I'm down with either one though I love Zim more.