I WILL FUCK YOU ANY GOD DAMN WAY I WANT

I WILL FUCK YOU ANY GOD DAMN WAY I WANT

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you are not to cum in me.

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you are not to cum in me.

GET OUT OF MY COCK! NOW!

CAN YOU PLEASE GET HER OUT OF MY ASS?

This is implying the woman is literally physically inside of your dick
Like, living inside your fucking urethra or something, a full grown woman in your cockhole
That’s just fucking bonkers. Why not just say, “get off my cock”? At least that doesn’t sound like something out of a DeviantArt artist’s wildest imagination

>Not wanting a woman inside your dick
Stop being such a fag user

IM DEEP THROATING AN IDIOT!

IM THROAT FUCKING A MORON

YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT YOUR ORGASM

BORT WILL RECEIVE CUNNILINGUS FROM THE DRIVER NOW

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Where am I?

I was going to squirt, sir. Where is my orgasm?

Sir, I'm asking where my orgasm is. Will you kindly point out where my orgasm is?

>youtube.com/watch?v=nxp2ryEgLpU
>but you are not me
>WHAT

I'm in tears

jesus fucking christ i haven't laughed in weeks

Whatever you say

This meme is golden

sadcop.gif

Do it.

THE RIDE IS OVER

i am face fucking a moron

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some body once told me to get the fuck out of the car now i drove it into a shed

which reminds me
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get out of my thread now

is there porn?

Why didn't she just get out of the car? Go to plan-b, you dumbo. Figure it out. Get out of the angry-man's car. Be adaptive, don't start a pointless argument. Are you trying to get into a fight? Fuck.

She was either retarded or being a jerk and recording his rage as if she were innocent, despite him asking her to get out for 2 minutes straight. He said she was being condescending at one point. At the end you can hear the guy outside start to defend her because he was so used to her not responding to her anger he kept yelling to get out even when she was about to, which made him look irrational (moreso)

I think she wanted to be dropped off right at Emergency and the guy just wanted the transaction to be over. I'm thinking she didn't have to be such a priss about it (it was probably like a 25 second walk to where she actually wanted to go) but the guy didn't need to blow the fuck up either. You're in the service industry, I don't care how bad of a day you've had. Help your customer.

He was at the address, hisbjob was literally done you sperg

At the 25th get out of my car now she should've done it, she was only instigating by staying there repeating herself instead of getting the fuck out of the car now

Of course.
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>Steamed Hams (formerly Fteamed)

What did he mean by this?

GET

MY

CAR

WOOOOOOOOOOOW

Yeahhh, you probably right. She wanted to go viral.

>Hahahahaha If I keep posting it then it will be funny
You are not fooling anyone Zach

Ever heard of sounding, user?

get the lasaga NOW, JON

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cockvore is the thinking mans fetish

This is better.
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Would you stop pushing that fucking tired meme?

Which meme? The meme that was formerly Chuck's?

>You're in the service industry
Uber nigga, self employed. Don't like it give me a bad rating. Oh wait I don't give a fuck

Does that hurt you? Does it make you sad? That you can't complain to someones fucking manager and ruin their life? That your snobby little yuppie feelings don't fucking matter for once, the world doesn't revolve around you? That you have NO POWER OVER ME?

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR

Hello!

get out of my pink car

because you wont FUCK

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You are not to SWOOCE at me.
I CAN SWOOCE AT YOU ANY DAMN WAY I WANT!

lucky for MY CAR im a HOSPITAL lover

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You are not to fuck me

You niggas have been getting bold lately.

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I want to show this to the two people involved, especially to trigger that bitchy mexican cunt

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No fucking kidding

damn it she's fucking hot

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A bad rating can hurt pretty bad too.

Why not just allow nudity on this board again? I remember Sup Forums being a lot less hostile when posting tiddies wasn't bannable. /aco/ is just another fucking /d/, so what's the point of it anymore? Fuck this blueboard hurrhurr shit.

Um user?

get OUT of my cock, now.

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Forgot the link

titties were always a bannable offense, kid. If you want to pretend you're an oldfag, dont talk about things that never happened

Not true, tits 100% used to be posted on here. Not sure why you're acting like some sort of retarded warden for your secret club, but maybe that's all you have going on. No need to feel too obligated, my man.

t. a horny child

*horny manchild

There we go.

Why not just fuck off to the board Gookmoot made specifically for you, you raging mongoloid?

>negative 9
>negative 9
>negative 1
Fuck I lost hard

I know what this is, slick.

Damn she nice

Because it's just another /d/. If you're going to be angry at anyone, it should be yourself for not knowing how to read.

Her objective was to enrage him enough to take physical action, which would then be followed by her pressing charges for harassment/abuse.

Coincidence?

>you are facing-
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

glorious