Norwegian military intelligence user here. Been a Sup Forumsack for 4 years...

Norwegian military intelligence user here. Been a Sup Forumsack for 4 years, but Sup Forums showed up on our radar a couple of months ago. I'll say as much as I can without jeopardizing my job. I'm sure most of you are already aware of this.

While the FBI has been actively using Sup Forums (due to their prior knowledge and child porn investigations), Sup Forums, and Sup Forums specifically has become an intelligence phenomenon worldwide.

JIDF and CTR tried to subvert you, but what is to come can not compare. You are about to become a weapon that everyone wants to seize control of. You'll be subverted and steered in all possible directions to hurt enemy states. You will be fed with both real and false information to cause damage.

I'll quote the director of my division:
>This asset is like nothing we've ever seen before. And it can be easily controlled.

And that is the mindset of every intelligence agency.

You guys joke about weaponized autism, but that joke has become very, very real.

It's all fairy tales. Good photo, by the way, view from sub was much worse.

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>it can be easily controlled
well..that didn't worked out before and turned against the attackers in the end.
Please tell your boss that this is maybe not the best idea

kek

>it can be easily controlled

If the entire might of the DNC, US government and MSM couldn't do it what makes you think your SS can?

soooooooooooooooooooo next we Make France Great Again ?

>controlling the followers of the literal chaos god
lel good luck faggerts.

>Norway
>thinking they can pull something major off without getting their shit pushed in

If you're implying it will fuck up the USA, whatever you may hope to do would be snuffed out by the US.

But there is no clue to what you're talking about because you're a LARPing faggot.


>thinking a bunch of random ass people, shills and trolls can be accurately controlled over a chinese basket weaving website

>2016

we are the high flying assets

we already saw the classified meme research
we already know true believers cannot be corrupted
we already know how to make other true believers

We only follow the will of Kek

>This asset is like nothing we've ever seen before
Are we or are we not worth 6 gorillion?

What the fuck are you talking about?
This isnt a Dan Brown novel, speak clearly.

It's now officially an ancap meme thread

Sorry, we don't speak Norwegian :^)

>>This asset is like nothing we've ever seen before. And it can be easily controlled.

I think they underestimate just how stubborn and pig-headed the average Sup Forumstard is, friend.

>>This asset is like nothing we've ever seen before. And it can be easily controlled.
wew lad
good luck Bjron

>Norwegian """"""intelligence"""""""

So any ideas about how Sup Forums may be subverted over the next 4 years?

Really? Get a nice set of digits and you can validate anything. Scripting is easy too

Sup Forums is the mouthpiece of chaos and subversion

chaos, by definition, is outside of control
you cannot subvert subversion itself

military intelligence ain't shit
Norway ain't shit
you ain't shit

praise Kek

>Sup Forums is a top secret black project

>E tjeneste

LOL! Taper.

>And it can be easily controlled.
TOP KEK

Ask CTR how that worked out

You don't know what we're talking about, sven.

As expected of sweden. Go back to prepping the bull now.

>controlling in an ocean of piss
i hope you like piss

Can confirm, 100% legit source

We be weaponz now!

It's a good thing Sup Forums is a board of peace then.

Should I repost this tutorial on military memetics we had a while ago, its pretty long.

A WEAPON TO SURPASS ONLINE MEMES

MEMETIC

GEAR

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You're out of the club, Sweden is back in.

take control of me senpai

Is this just fantasy? SISMI here, had a similar briefing by rather clueless superiors very recently.

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Controlling Sup Forums is not that hard. You just use israeli/canadian VPN and write posts which are OPPOSITE to the goal you want to accomplish.

What is this?

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>the autists decide the world's direction

nice LARP m8, but in all seriousness if CTR & the rest couldn't subvert pol, how is norway or anyone other agency supposed to?

the advantage of this board over all other forums I've ever posted on is that other than the flags, you're completely anonymous. therefore your points and views and shitposts are evaluated almost purely on their content, not on your persona

you can script for digits or send shills or manipulate on a minor scale, but on the macro level you care about so much pol is too difficult to subvert on a major scale

imo

Your military and ours will come for us.
They think we are a weapon that can be controlled.
We are the ones that control the weapons.
We only fight for the truth.
We are the truth.
Fear us.

>And it can be easily controlled.

JIDF and CTR tried and failed. You cant control Chaotic "Evil"

forræder

>This asset is like nothing we've ever seen before. And it can be easily controlled.
>easily controlled
How did that work out for CTR?

He is talking bullshit, those idiots don't know shit.
They think we are ebil nazi frogs and attack us!

Even fucked up so much of our isis operations.
Op is a joke regardless if intel or not, which I doubt.

If you are op
så er du bare en jævla forræder, gå å heng deg, landsviker!

>You'll be subverted and steered in all possible directions to hurt enemy states.
I know understand why
POO IN LOO
gained traction

It's an obvious test of this weaponized autism!

Great. Trump is the most pro-Israel president in decades.

A big welcome to any foreign intelligence agencies!

Sup Forums is a vibrant, diverse community! We are a board of peace but we have many skilled meme creators and meme wizards in our lovely board, some of whom are for hire as meme weapons! We would love to give you a quote, just ask for one while posting a smug anime girl and an user will be right there to answer your questions.

peace be upon you!

>attempting to weaponize autism

Bullshit. First of all Sup Forums can not be easily controlled unless the main goal is some chaotic epilogue but let's say you've got Sup Forums under control, you can only use it to interfere in the social/political events in the countries where English is the native language. For example: We can not make even some basic psyop in the Norwegian social/political events since there are few people on the entire board that speak Norwegian, and even if we try it would be obvious that we're trolls.
The only thing the secret agencies can learn from this is how to control the general public opinion (they knew that already)

We will meme and propagate only the causes we see as just and good.
We are connected by our love for western civilization and cold, hard truth.
Only the concepts which survive being scrutinized by us survive on this board.

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>can be easily controlled
That's you're wrong. Sup Forums is powerful because it is extremely freethinking.

sure, this totally looks super duper legit

Every fucking flag has a negative meme associated with it, like A FUCKING LEAF

MIVD here
Can confirm
We too seek to steer Sup Forums

I'm getting a sick feeling about all of this. We have had a great victory but I feel like our (((enemy))) is adaptable and must have let Trump win in the end. The West has never been weaker. Europe has literally let in an army of enemies and its citizens are unarmed and their security unequipped to stop them. The US hasn't been this polarised and divided since the civil war. They can cause such disaster now and blame it all on nationalism and make everyone beg for the security of the New World Order.

Give us food for the pizza / elite pedo investigation

>ctrl Sup Forums
>ctrl chaos


chaos is chaos ,there is no ctrl and no breaks

definitely

Trump being elected in was D-Day, not V-Day.. There's the rest of WW2, the rest of the eight years of his two terms. But they will be waiting and preparing for all those eight years. We're gonna jump straight into the cold meme war.

digits are only keks word when they agree with me.

lrn2internet

>let trump win
They didn't. But (((they))) will adapt.

checked

e-memes were replaced by i-memes circa 2004

CTR had some GREAT memes lemmetellya

fixed it, fuck everyone, especially the person who disabled vp9 on this site.. fuck you the most.

>>This asset is like nothing we've ever seen before. And it can be easily controlled.
they cant do jack shit
we have one goal and it is to advance right wing aryan centric conservative values and nothing will make us abandon from the task at hand

I'd rather be weaponized aspergers desu familia

With respect Norway, perhaps this is a board that *you* don't fully understand. A long time ago, I was in Washington. My friends and I were working for the Democrats. They were trying to buy the loyalty of hip-hop artists by bribing them with precious memes. But their ISP's were being raided in a domain north of Reddit by a some bandits. So, we went looking for the memes. But in six months, we never met anybody who traded with them. One day, I saw a child playing with a Pepe the size of a tangerine. The bandits had been throwing them away.

So why steal them?

Well, because they thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Trying to steer this hurricane will only leave you waterlogged and exhausted.

Sup Forums coalesces organically around an objective. That's what these fuckass intelligence analysts don't get.

bs. You can only control Sup Forums if you control the worldwide information flow. Sup Forums is a collection of information from all sources of the world, and we make up our opinion not based on "upvotes" but on the information itself.

But feel free to try.

the same norwegian intelligence who blamed russia for several months for spying with an uboat in norwegian waters until finding out it was a rock?

>You'll be subverted and steered

You can't force a meme.

Want to spill some beans, friendo?

yea

ola nordmann tror han er relevant igjen
nei og nei

I just realised...

The more (you)s you have gotten from shitposting and meme creating, the more likely you are to be disappeared and forced to work on a black project and they'll probably feed you acid and fuck with your mind to reprogram you monarch-style into a memchine

Pls do not respond to this post

As long as it's none of that devil-heeb shit like Soros or the Rothschilds want, but rather something Pro-Western, I'm down with that.

Will someone with a shit teir computer or phone confirm this plays ok on their shit tier system or phone?

Were you also trained in gorilla warfare?

>implying it hasn't happened already

Am I Jason Bourne now? Can I have a gun and everything?

POO
IN
LOO
absolutely humiliated India, it spread though the internet like feces though a sewer!

>and it can be easily controlled

hahaha kike cuck please.

>I'll quote the director of my division:
>>This asset is like nothing we've ever seen before. And it can be easily controlled.
>And that is the mindset of every intelligence agency.

It's weaponized autism, we've been taking about this for longer than anyone else.

Trouble is "easily controlled" isn't really true.

Well if you guys want the best for the european people,
we are more than down for service.

we can't export terrorist leaders
we can't control our own dissidents
we can't even predict a terrorist plot that was planned for years

but you think we can control the fucking memes
how naive Ola-kun

>LARP bait

>He thinks people can bend the will of a group of right-wing, multi-national / multi-ethnic white supremacists.

Billionaire Globalists with the darkest connections couldn't pay people enough to do it, what makes you think anyone else could?

Ironic that you want this taken at face value. Fuck outta here. Waste of space. Pointless shitpost.

Despite the Trump victory, if no action is taken against these rapidly changing demographics America, Europe and Australia will cease to exist in it's current state.

If Trump turns out to be another George W Bush and we get complacent about immigration, America is finished. The left knows this, they can afford to lose 4 or 8 years. We can't.

I can't help but think this victory is another false start, just like 1980 with Reagan.

Sup Forums has protection from the ELF. You can take your intelligence agency schemes and blow them out your ass.

Grab any three PhD's in Game Theory and let them fuck it out. Sup Forums activity can't be modeled. Our responses seem random.

To add on:

We've created/ joined a hugbox with language and speech codes only we understand. Anyone who comes here will have to learn them and by that time they would have taken so many red-pills they couldn't possibly ever return to their original view points.

they want to PEE IN AN OCEAN OF PISS
[spoiler] hahaha good look boys [/spoiler]

They can try to steer, us but they'll just be steered themselves in all likelihood - the only way to steer the board is to point out a previously unknown truth and make it dank enough that the idea catches on

pic related

Makes sense, it's an asset of thousands of people doing work for free anonymously, and millions spreading information to the real world anonymously.

>And it can be easily controlled.
your director will be in for a rude awakening

your superior's assessment of Sup Forums is already wrong. This place morphs like a virus and can smell a kike from a mile away.

and if your country can't control immigration, hows is it going to stop the redpills?

sounds fun

aliens