Norwegian military intelligence user here. Been a Sup Forumsack for 4 years, but Sup Forums showed up on our radar a couple of months ago. I'll say as much as I can without jeopardizing my job. I'm sure most of you are already aware of this.
While the FBI has been actively using Sup Forums (due to their prior knowledge and child porn investigations), Sup Forums, and Sup Forums specifically has become an intelligence phenomenon worldwide.
JIDF and CTR tried to subvert you, but what is to come can not compare. You are about to become a weapon that everyone wants to seize control of. You'll be subverted and steered in all possible directions to hurt enemy states. You will be fed with both real and false information to cause damage.
I'll quote the director of my division: >This asset is like nothing we've ever seen before. And it can be easily controlled.
And that is the mindset of every intelligence agency.
Isaiah Jones
You guys joke about weaponized autism, but that joke has become very, very real.
Camden Jackson
It's all fairy tales. Good photo, by the way, view from sub was much worse.
Jonathan Wood
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John Flores
>it can be easily controlled well..that didn't worked out before and turned against the attackers in the end. Please tell your boss that this is maybe not the best idea
Jordan Reed
kek
James Lewis
>it can be easily controlled
If the entire might of the DNC, US government and MSM couldn't do it what makes you think your SS can?
Angel Peterson
soooooooooooooooooooo next we Make France Great Again ?
Nolan Campbell
>controlling the followers of the literal chaos god lel good luck faggerts.
Gabriel Morris
>Norway >thinking they can pull something major off without getting their shit pushed in
If you're implying it will fuck up the USA, whatever you may hope to do would be snuffed out by the US.
But there is no clue to what you're talking about because you're a LARPing faggot.
>thinking a bunch of random ass people, shills and trolls can be accurately controlled over a chinese basket weaving website
>2016
Noah Lewis
we are the high flying assets
Jaxon Gonzalez
we already saw the classified meme research we already know true believers cannot be corrupted we already know how to make other true believers
Ayden Ross
We only follow the will of Kek
Grayson Robinson
>This asset is like nothing we've ever seen before Are we or are we not worth 6 gorillion?
Anthony Walker
What the fuck are you talking about? This isnt a Dan Brown novel, speak clearly.
Nicholas Wright
It's now officially an ancap meme thread
Elijah Sanchez
Sorry, we don't speak Norwegian :^)
Landon Rivera
>>This asset is like nothing we've ever seen before. And it can be easily controlled.
I think they underestimate just how stubborn and pig-headed the average Sup Forumstard is, friend.
Brody Scott
>>This asset is like nothing we've ever seen before. And it can be easily controlled. wew lad good luck Bjron
Ayden Howard
>Norwegian """"""intelligence"""""""
Owen Bell
So any ideas about how Sup Forums may be subverted over the next 4 years?
Grayson Hughes
Really? Get a nice set of digits and you can validate anything. Scripting is easy too
Adrian Lee
Sup Forums is the mouthpiece of chaos and subversion
chaos, by definition, is outside of control you cannot subvert subversion itself
military intelligence ain't shit Norway ain't shit you ain't shit
praise Kek
Hudson Davis
>Sup Forums is a top secret black project
Caleb Johnson
>E tjeneste
LOL! Taper.
Noah Gutierrez
>And it can be easily controlled. TOP KEK
Ask CTR how that worked out
Wyatt Lopez
You don't know what we're talking about, sven.
As expected of sweden. Go back to prepping the bull now.
Angel Taylor
>controlling in an ocean of piss i hope you like piss
Connor Young
Can confirm, 100% legit source
We be weaponz now!
Cameron Phillips
It's a good thing Sup Forums is a board of peace then.
Leo Moore
Should I repost this tutorial on military memetics we had a while ago, its pretty long.
Charles Moore
A WEAPON TO SURPASS ONLINE MEMES
MEMETIC
GEAR
Adrian James
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Ethan Green
You're out of the club, Sweden is back in.
Parker Bennett
take control of me senpai
Kayden Rodriguez
Is this just fantasy? SISMI here, had a similar briefing by rather clueless superiors very recently.
Alexander Collins
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Angel Brown
Controlling Sup Forums is not that hard. You just use israeli/canadian VPN and write posts which are OPPOSITE to the goal you want to accomplish.
Thomas Hill
What is this?
Liam Mitchell
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Josiah Stewart
>the autists decide the world's direction
Connor Stewart
nice LARP m8, but in all seriousness if CTR & the rest couldn't subvert pol, how is norway or anyone other agency supposed to?
the advantage of this board over all other forums I've ever posted on is that other than the flags, you're completely anonymous. therefore your points and views and shitposts are evaluated almost purely on their content, not on your persona
you can script for digits or send shills or manipulate on a minor scale, but on the macro level you care about so much pol is too difficult to subvert on a major scale
imo
Christian Kelly
Your military and ours will come for us. They think we are a weapon that can be controlled. We are the ones that control the weapons. We only fight for the truth. We are the truth. Fear us.
Noah Edwards
>And it can be easily controlled.
JIDF and CTR tried and failed. You cant control Chaotic "Evil"
Jason Robinson
forræder
Bentley Gomez
>This asset is like nothing we've ever seen before. And it can be easily controlled. >easily controlled How did that work out for CTR?
Noah Watson
He is talking bullshit, those idiots don't know shit. They think we are ebil nazi frogs and attack us!
Even fucked up so much of our isis operations. Op is a joke regardless if intel or not, which I doubt.
If you are op så er du bare en jævla forræder, gå å heng deg, landsviker!
Jeremiah Allen
>You'll be subverted and steered in all possible directions to hurt enemy states. I know understand why POO IN LOO gained traction
It's an obvious test of this weaponized autism!
Mason Richardson
Great. Trump is the most pro-Israel president in decades.
Ethan Martinez
A big welcome to any foreign intelligence agencies!
Sup Forums is a vibrant, diverse community! We are a board of peace but we have many skilled meme creators and meme wizards in our lovely board, some of whom are for hire as meme weapons! We would love to give you a quote, just ask for one while posting a smug anime girl and an user will be right there to answer your questions.
peace be upon you!
Matthew Hughes
>attempting to weaponize autism
David Richardson
Bullshit. First of all Sup Forums can not be easily controlled unless the main goal is some chaotic epilogue but let's say you've got Sup Forums under control, you can only use it to interfere in the social/political events in the countries where English is the native language. For example: We can not make even some basic psyop in the Norwegian social/political events since there are few people on the entire board that speak Norwegian, and even if we try it would be obvious that we're trolls. The only thing the secret agencies can learn from this is how to control the general public opinion (they knew that already)
William Cooper
We will meme and propagate only the causes we see as just and good. We are connected by our love for western civilization and cold, hard truth. Only the concepts which survive being scrutinized by us survive on this board.
Aaron Carter
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Luke Scott
>can be easily controlled That's you're wrong. Sup Forums is powerful because it is extremely freethinking.
Bentley Myers
sure, this totally looks super duper legit
Luis Cooper
Every fucking flag has a negative meme associated with it, like A FUCKING LEAF
Hunter Rivera
MIVD here Can confirm We too seek to steer Sup Forums
Charles Nelson
I'm getting a sick feeling about all of this. We have had a great victory but I feel like our (((enemy))) is adaptable and must have let Trump win in the end. The West has never been weaker. Europe has literally let in an army of enemies and its citizens are unarmed and their security unequipped to stop them. The US hasn't been this polarised and divided since the civil war. They can cause such disaster now and blame it all on nationalism and make everyone beg for the security of the New World Order.
Christian Sanchez
Give us food for the pizza / elite pedo investigation
Jayden Butler
>ctrl Sup Forums >ctrl chaos
chaos is chaos ,there is no ctrl and no breaks
Kevin Bailey
definitely
Trump being elected in was D-Day, not V-Day.. There's the rest of WW2, the rest of the eight years of his two terms. But they will be waiting and preparing for all those eight years. We're gonna jump straight into the cold meme war.
Ethan Wright
digits are only keks word when they agree with me.
lrn2internet
Jackson Thompson
>let trump win They didn't. But (((they))) will adapt.
Caleb Ortiz
checked
Nathaniel Rodriguez
e-memes were replaced by i-memes circa 2004
CTR had some GREAT memes lemmetellya
Landon Clark
fixed it, fuck everyone, especially the person who disabled vp9 on this site.. fuck you the most.
Lucas Reed
>>This asset is like nothing we've ever seen before. And it can be easily controlled. they cant do jack shit we have one goal and it is to advance right wing aryan centric conservative values and nothing will make us abandon from the task at hand
Henry Hughes
I'd rather be weaponized aspergers desu familia
Andrew Davis
With respect Norway, perhaps this is a board that *you* don't fully understand. A long time ago, I was in Washington. My friends and I were working for the Democrats. They were trying to buy the loyalty of hip-hop artists by bribing them with precious memes. But their ISP's were being raided in a domain north of Reddit by a some bandits. So, we went looking for the memes. But in six months, we never met anybody who traded with them. One day, I saw a child playing with a Pepe the size of a tangerine. The bandits had been throwing them away.
So why steal them?
Well, because they thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Matthew Wood
Trying to steer this hurricane will only leave you waterlogged and exhausted.
Sup Forums coalesces organically around an objective. That's what these fuckass intelligence analysts don't get.
Hunter Lee
bs. You can only control Sup Forums if you control the worldwide information flow. Sup Forums is a collection of information from all sources of the world, and we make up our opinion not based on "upvotes" but on the information itself.
But feel free to try.
Colton Murphy
the same norwegian intelligence who blamed russia for several months for spying with an uboat in norwegian waters until finding out it was a rock?
Josiah Walker
>You'll be subverted and steered
You can't force a meme.
Luke Rogers
Want to spill some beans, friendo?
Robert Gomez
yea
Jason Lewis
ola nordmann tror han er relevant igjen nei og nei
Jose Walker
I just realised...
The more (you)s you have gotten from shitposting and meme creating, the more likely you are to be disappeared and forced to work on a black project and they'll probably feed you acid and fuck with your mind to reprogram you monarch-style into a memchine
Pls do not respond to this post
Evan Ward
As long as it's none of that devil-heeb shit like Soros or the Rothschilds want, but rather something Pro-Western, I'm down with that.
Gabriel Carter
Will someone with a shit teir computer or phone confirm this plays ok on their shit tier system or phone?
Jeremiah Torres
Were you also trained in gorilla warfare?
Luke Russell
>implying it hasn't happened already
James Nelson
Am I Jason Bourne now? Can I have a gun and everything?
Jason Carter
POO IN LOO absolutely humiliated India, it spread though the internet like feces though a sewer!
Eli Howard
>and it can be easily controlled
hahaha kike cuck please.
Austin Thomas
>I'll quote the director of my division: >>This asset is like nothing we've ever seen before. And it can be easily controlled. >And that is the mindset of every intelligence agency.
It's weaponized autism, we've been taking about this for longer than anyone else.
Trouble is "easily controlled" isn't really true.
Adrian James
Well if you guys want the best for the european people, we are more than down for service.
Gavin Nelson
we can't export terrorist leaders we can't control our own dissidents we can't even predict a terrorist plot that was planned for years
but you think we can control the fucking memes how naive Ola-kun
James Howard
>LARP bait
>He thinks people can bend the will of a group of right-wing, multi-national / multi-ethnic white supremacists.
Billionaire Globalists with the darkest connections couldn't pay people enough to do it, what makes you think anyone else could?
Xavier Diaz
Ironic that you want this taken at face value. Fuck outta here. Waste of space. Pointless shitpost.
Jack Campbell
Despite the Trump victory, if no action is taken against these rapidly changing demographics America, Europe and Australia will cease to exist in it's current state.
If Trump turns out to be another George W Bush and we get complacent about immigration, America is finished. The left knows this, they can afford to lose 4 or 8 years. We can't.
I can't help but think this victory is another false start, just like 1980 with Reagan.
Kayden Gutierrez
Sup Forums has protection from the ELF. You can take your intelligence agency schemes and blow them out your ass.
Grab any three PhD's in Game Theory and let them fuck it out. Sup Forums activity can't be modeled. Our responses seem random.
Henry Reed
To add on:
We've created/ joined a hugbox with language and speech codes only we understand. Anyone who comes here will have to learn them and by that time they would have taken so many red-pills they couldn't possibly ever return to their original view points.
Isaiah Thompson
they want to PEE IN AN OCEAN OF PISS [spoiler] hahaha good look boys [/spoiler]
Jordan Howard
They can try to steer, us but they'll just be steered themselves in all likelihood - the only way to steer the board is to point out a previously unknown truth and make it dank enough that the idea catches on
pic related
Jeremiah White
Makes sense, it's an asset of thousands of people doing work for free anonymously, and millions spreading information to the real world anonymously.
Jason Rivera
>And it can be easily controlled. your director will be in for a rude awakening
John Jenkins
your superior's assessment of Sup Forums is already wrong. This place morphs like a virus and can smell a kike from a mile away.
and if your country can't control immigration, hows is it going to stop the redpills?