Post Sup Forums-related characters who would fit in well within the SCP Foundation, whether it be as personnel/allies...

Post Sup Forums-related characters who would fit in well within the SCP Foundation, whether it be as personnel/allies, or rival GOI's. I'll start.

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Stitch probably constitutes an entire GOI just on his lonesome. Dude's strong as fuck and incredibly intelligent to boot.

Carmen Sandiego.

The Foundation would be investigating disappearing landmarks and have various accounts of a woman in red that they can never capture. Or, if they do, she breaks out of containment and escapes every time.

It wouldn't even be JUST landmarks. She's fully capable of stealing concepts or ideas, or even things that are completely non-existent except for theoretical applications. Carmen Sandiego would be an utter nightmare for the Foundation.

>file scientifically describes the disembodied voices of a barbershop quartet that start singing whenever someone asks where the subject is

Any of the shit in Hellboy.

Wonder if the BPRD would work with the Foundation? I mean, considering what both groups regularly fight against, working together probably wouldn't hurt.

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but why

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Because the SCPverse needs more kid heroes. What other reason could there be?

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These guys are GOC as fuck.

The BPRD are nowhere near as suicidally incompetent though. Sure, they hunt monsters like the GOC, but they also recruit supernatural beings into their ranks when they see that said entities aren't evil whatsoever, hell, they even have a demon amongst their own ranks. The GOC would probably try to kill them for those facts alone.

Don't the GOC have like a registry of Anomalous humans that they have on call to help them?

Depends on the era. When the Professor was in charge it would find them overly brutal and disagree with how they treat some of the SCPs, while the Hell on Earth Bureau would likely work with them while ignoring dissenting voices.

>Le GOC is incompetent meme

Funny as it may be to joke about it, let's not treat these guys like they're the fucking UIU. The Goc is not actually incompetent.

...Well, to be more precise, the GOC IS hilariously incompetent, but only at a rather small portion of their work.

You have to consider that despite the shit ton of SPCs and unclassified anomalies out there, their capture and containment/destruction are not THAT common or central to the world outside the Foundation itself. Most of the work that concerns the GOC is crushing dangerous organizations and helping keep the masquerade, for which they have an efficiency that rivals the Foundation and even surpasses it in certain aspects, given their laxer restrictions i recruiting the anomalous just as much as they destroy it, compared to the Foundations hyper-safe approach that gives them less accidents. People from the Foundation look down on the GOC with (well earned) smug superiority, but they also understand that it still is the other big world power in th protection of normalcy and they shouldn't underestimate them just because they jobbed to a fucking chair.

While the Foundation are undisputably the top experts in containing the shit the GOC can't deal with (which is why in many cases they wisely lend their captured stuff to them), the GOC's main front is dedicating from stopping the Serpent's Hand from ruining fucking everything, plus other groups.

>the disembodied voices of a barbershop quartet
Better a modified version of the chorus"Sing to the mighty Pasha Selim" by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

Pic undrelated but any one who can think of a nice adendum and files and heck whatever else for these guys thad be great.

Heck just now I can Picture Tom and Jerry being in the Euclid area, If anyone where to invite a stray grey tabby cat or a brown mouse then the following month the other would arive. The semingly ordinary mouse/cat would suddenly grow in intelect and go at eachother, nither succeding in killing each other but the damage to the house will grow the longer the two are in the house. The only way to get rid of them is to physicaly kick both out in wich the activity stops. Maybe idle go into near keiter class if there happens to be an american bulldog where to appear as well making the chaos go from house hold to a whole block.

Maybe add in 'for some reason if there so happens to be a women of african decent the activity strangely halved and the ability to kick these animals out becomes easyer'.

I don't think individual can count as GOI's otherwise that one guy who can predict the apocalypse would be one

The Vatican has its own department, he'd work with them

Dr Wondertainment is basically one guy/girl with a bunch of Minions, and small company works (And a secretary, oddly enough) that does all of the work themself mostly. They are still counted as a GOI despite this. Hell, the Oneiroi are basically a mass hivemind of dreaming THINGS that are still counted as their own GOI in spite of their inter-connected nature. And then there's the Fucking Factory. So there's clear precedent for singular people/unified entities being their own individual GOI's, it's just more likely for them to join with an existing GOI than anything else.

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He would be considered a Group of Interest while the individual members would be SCPs.

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Old SCP was great. New SCP is a meme ridden piece of garbage. But here's something that'd fit right on in.
>Fused mascot uniform.
>Voice is literally a drive-in speaker.
>Creepy Ronald McDonald mask.
>Can't stop laughing.
>AHAHAHAHA!
>You fight it.
>You start laughing, it still won't stop laughing.
>AHAHAHAHA!
>It's mask starts cracking, revealing hamburger.
>AHAHAHAHA!
>Nothing but meat, you were fighting a man-eating abomination of meat and corporatism gone wrong.
>AHAHAHAHA!

Remember that one time she stole the letter ñ from the Spanish Alphabet? Just the Spanish Alphabet. The other ones with ñ in it were okay. Entire countries lost the ability to make a certain sound with their mouths because Carmen Sandiego stole something from their collective consciousness.
Carmen Sandiego has a brand of cosmic larceny that trumps even pic related, and he can steal shit like the friction from the ground or the sound that a light switch makes when it turns on.
The foundation wouldn’t even be able to catch her, and if they did, she’d be gone before the end of the week.

Carmen Sandiego is utter bullshit, yes.
>tfw she steals all of the memetic kill-agents