>Origin story about Mario and Luigi being average plumbers
>Mario wants to be a hero and is in love with Princess Peach, Luigi just wants to do his job
>News breaks that Peach is kidnapped by Bowser and Mario convinces Luigi that they should save her and they team up with Toad
>Mario is overly enthusiastic while Luigi is a coward, Toad is the know it all braniac who is always pessimistic
>They team up with Dreamy McKnightypants(The handsome Knight who is also a straight while male that usually saves Peach)
>They meet Yoshi who is a total goofball and you will buy merch of him for your kids
>They defeat Bowser who is pretty much a geek in this movie
>TURNS OUT KNIGHTY MCDREAMYPANTS IS ACTUALLY EVIL AND WANTS PEACH TO HIMSELF
>Prince McDreamKnight "kills" Mario who is saved by the lovable Yoshi at the last second
>Peach, who knows karate, beats up Knighty McDreamboat
>Mario and Luigi named Peach's honorary knights
>Dance at Peach's castle to Ed Sheeran's new song
>Bowser comes in and kidnaps Peach post credits scene
>"HERE WE GO!" Mario yells as he, Luigi, Toad, and Yoshi freezefame jump at the screen
>Oh yeah Mario and Luigi are voiced by Josh Gad and Kevin Hart
ITT: predict what the Mario movie will be about
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>Illumination
Please
Please
Please no
Toads are the new minions
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Yes
god yes I loved the N64 era voices.
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you weren't kidding. Theres a progressive change to a cute voice to RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
i do enjoy Vinnie's toad voice though.
Sounds like a young Marge Simpsons.
It's like listening to an old cat lady stroking out and getting progressively more incomprehensible.
It'll be so bland and generic that the old movie with all it's flaws will seem much more interesting by comparison.
I mean, ofcourse diehard nintenderloins will still lap it up, but I don't have high hopes.
I predict Fart Jokes.
>I mean, ofcourse diehard nintenderloins will still lap it up, but I don't have high hopes.
Even Moviebob thinks it’s going to be shit and is upset that Illumination has the Mario IP.
This is going to be Pixels 2.0.
>Illumination
I'd rather there never be a Mario movie
The only thing I request is that Mario and Luigi are still voiced by Charles Martinet. They can do whatever else the hell they want to, just keep the voices.
After the last Mario movie, i'll be willing to bet that Nintendo (perhaps Shiggy himself if we're lucky) will be more involved.
This. We don't need a big celebrity name attached to it.
Nah they're getting their NY voices back
BING BING BING WAHOO
Origin story about Mario and Luigi being average plumbers
Nintendo actually retconned them being plumbers
Also i bet you that they will find a way to force in minions
Voiced by Martinet in the style of the Mario & Luigi games
Save the dialogue and stunt casting for everyone else
No, it's not an origin story. That would mean less movie merch.
>it's gonna be based on Mario + Rabbids
>afterstory
>WaCkY Rabbids set off to find a home
>Mario the leader guy
>Luigi is a conman silly type. expect him to dab
>Peach has taken on some of the shit she learned from Rabbid Peach
>Yoshi is the pure good guy type
>The bad guys are these asshole rabbids that are stealing shit to go to the moon.
>they are run by Rabbid Yoshi
>in universal's Nintendo land the Rabbids will show up to fuck with the Minions
>Rabbids
Who wanted this? why do they keep pushing them?
also i imagine Yoshi will be the only likable character in the entire movie, as long as he's a sweetheart
>Bing-Bing Wahoo Movie
Has Illumination/Nintendo ever confirmed this?
Well, to be fair, they retconned the Plumber thing to have them be actors re-telling a story through the game you play, so it's not without reason they'd play the part of a Plumber in a film about their adventures.
DEAH PESKY PLUMMAHS
Ok, how about this (its obvious its not gonna happen but still):
>This story takes place in Mushroom kingdom's present day, The Mario Bros. exploits are well known as they are regarded as the heroes they are.
>Bowser, BEYOND DESPERATE from all his faiulres, decides to use his own plan Z from spongebob, Frame Mario and his friends and make them the enemies of the world, in order to do so, he sends clones or the Koopalings equipped with the shadow magic Bowser Jr. used in Mario sunshine, so they can go steal stuff from the different kingdoms and regions of the world disguised as Mario and friends.
>All the leaders of the world's kingdoms are ready to go to war against the Mushroom kingdom.
>Now its a race against the clock, the heroes must go retrieve the stolen items and stop the clones with the armies and police forces from the other kingdoms hot on their tails, or else, the Mushroom kingdom will be destroyed!
>A new Super Mario Bros movie
>Illumination
GOD DAMMIT WHO USED THE MONKEY'S PAW!? THAT SHIT WAS IN THE VAULT FOR A REASON!!
Something like this: youtube.com
>Origin story
I hate it already.
>Dance at Peach's castle to Ed Sheeran's new song
>Sorry Mario, but our princess is in another Castle on the Hill!
>Song starts, roll credits.
John Leguizamo and Bob Hoskins' hologram return to reprise their roles as the titular brothers.
Their Grinch movie had the 'Wholem Shake" in the script at one point and it's probably still there, they will do this
>'Wholem Shake'
I refuse to believe this.
You'd better hope it didn't survive through the two redrafts, then
>Luigi
>Kevin Hart
>Black man playing an Italian.
>They team up with Dreamy McKnightypants(The handsome Knight who is also a straight while male that usually saves Peach)
He should be based off of Prince Haru
One of the WiiU games has the brothers literally repairing a broken warp pipe in the opening. Their job as plumbers nevet went away.
Illumination is the Toei of western CGI-studios.
I trust them to deliver a good product about as far as I can throw a midget.
The movie should be where Peach gets kidnapped by someone different while we see Mario and Luigi race to save her before Bowser does. We see the Mario Bros. Taking on bad guys, while Bowser, his kids, and his minions struggle to come through, and that will be where most of the comedy comes from.
waluigi makes his cinematic debut
How about a Super Mario cinematic universe? We get a Mario movie, Luigi movie, Toad movie, etc resulting in a big teamup film.
There can even be an r-rated Waluigi Netflix series
>written directed by and starring Rob Schneider
>Toad movie
You have no idea what you're toying with
Things they need to do to not make it bad:
>no connection to the real world
>gotta bring in ALL the characters; if Waluigi doesn't show up, it will all be for nothing
>no pandering to the lowest common denominator in order to draw in the most money possible for the smallest budget possible like basically every Illumination movie ever
>bring in new characters that are creative, actually good, and stick around for more than just the movie
>stay faithful to what Mario is, but don't be TOO vanilla about everything
Even though Illumination was literally the worst possible choice, Nintendo is extremely protective of their IPs, ESPECIALLY Mario, which is one of, if not THE biggest and most famous IP to ever exist. Hopefully they can actually get it right.
It was never retconned, rather they explain that it was the many professions they had before arriving in the Mushroom Kingdom. They're too busy saving the princess to be doing actual plumbing anymore, that's all.
Illumination is really the only choice for a Mario Bros. Movie.
>Pixar has too much shit in their pipeline already that they cut corners with The Good Dinosaur
>Ditto Dreamworks
>Blue Sky is too small a studio to get it out in the next ten years
>Laika isn't gonna bite and stop-motion wouldn't be a good look for Mario anyway
Will they have the decency of including the koopa kids?
>Bring in all characters
>But also add oc characters as well
That sounds busy as fuck. I feel Mario has enough characters and different species of characters from all of his video games that I don't think they need to add anything else to it.
I'm really worried about it being done by Illumination but I'm hoping Nintendo keep a strong grip on the reigns with this so it doesn't become fart jokes and meme references.
>Illumination is really the only choice for a Mario Bros. Movie.
Leave.
>and stop-motion wouldn't be a good look for Mario anyway
You don't know anything about Mario and have no say in this.
Sorry if you don't like reality showing up. But every other CGI studio that could do the work is busy.
>Super Mario RPG
>stop-motion
wew lad
Honestly, if there gonna attempt making a good Mario film they should play it simple and just adapt the story from one the earlier games.
>Mario and Luigi are plumbers in New Donk City
>Fall into a warp pipe and are transported to the Mushroom Kingdom
>Have to save Princess Peach from Bowser and the Koopalings
>Meet Yoshi and Toad
>Beat the big bad and get the girl
>Toads/Goombas be your inevitable minion substitute
It's be generic as fuck sure, but if you focus on nailing a good Mario film FIRST, then you can go off and make more risky decisions.
Mario + Minions Kingdom Battle when?
What are the chances of the Nintoddlers at Sup Forums defending it to their last breath once it flops?
How to do it in a blandly safe way:
>Mario and Peach are going to get married
>the Toads are preparing the castle and kingdom
>guests start coming in from all over (cameos everywhere)
>on the day of the wedding Bowser attacks and captures Peach
>a team is assembled to save her
>hero Mario, bumbling Luigi, action girl Daisy, turncoat Wario, and comic relief Yoshi
>standard storm-the-castle plot
>big showdown at the end
>Peach isn't powerless and manages to help save the day
>cue dance sequence over end credits
How it'll go down:
>non-stop dance sequences, pop songs, poop jokes, meta jokes, and distracting celebrity voices
Who is this he-thot?
even if they follow those exact rules I guarantee there would be a mob of Internet manchildren screaming that the franchise was ruined for those exact reason
They are required to stay Canon and have Mario Mario and Luigi Mario speak with the most stereotypical, culturally offensive Italian voices ever
every scene will be like:
> "Wassamatta you?"
>"Mamma Mia Mario, he took-a my spicy meat-a ball"
>"ah Luigi you Shuttuppa ya face"
What would a Mario orgasm in the Mario & Luigi games sound like
same sounds he makes doing a triple jump
I'm hoping that since Nintendo can veto anything they'll make sure Mario himself won't do anything stupid
more like there are the old minions that never really went away.
>Illumination
MAMA MINIONS
Nintendo would even nitpick about the way Bowser would hold his coffee cup in Wreck-It Ralph.
They're totally gonna be monitorating the whole production.
the retcon happened after the switch's release
If that's true then i apologize
Nintendo highly watches any projects with there IP's
Yeah remember how good Hotel Mario and the CD-I Zelda games where?
>Toei
Speaking of which, I wonder how people feel about the live action One Piece series.
They do NOW, watch over the outside studio projects.
I’m pretty sure even Nintendo fans would pass on this.
Who even thinks Hollywood can do a good vidya game anyways?
Peach's love interest from Super Mario OVA. He was turned into a dog or something like that by Bowser before the story began, and the spell was broken after Mario defeated Bowser.
Those are the reason they keep a close eye on shit. That and the first Mario movie. And the porno.
How would an SMT movie look like?
This is the worst possible turn of events that could've happened in relation to this movie. I know I'm on Sup Forums, but WHY doesn't Nintendo of JP just do another anime movie? Hell, they could REMAKE the old anime and do another release of the original one. Anything but letting Illumination handle it.
At least it wasn't Sony.
>And the porno
tfw no Yoshi dino dick in your life
They don't want you to remember those.
That's the point, brainlet. There's a reason why they are so protective of their IPs now.
>At least it wasn't Sony.
not playing the super mario brothers new animated movie the game on ps3?
pleb
>At least it wasn't Sony.
Say what you want about the quality of their animated movies but at least they put some effort in the CGI depatment, Illumination is the bare-minimum in that zone
I know that feel
More like John without legs-uizamo
They better not start off with Luigi being a coward. Make him earn that cowardice.
Wait, so if I make a Mario Porno, will Nintendo send some japanese guy down to make sure I don't cack it up.
More like a cease and desist at the bare minimum.
>this summer...
>everyone's favorite plumber...
>is coming to the big screen
>*cuts to bowser voiced by Adam Sandler* What a bummer!
>*Ke$ha starts playing* WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE IM P DIDDY
>*Mario wakes up giddy for the morning as Peach is carried away in the distance, his alarm is still going off and he can't hear her, scrolls through some messages, looks up as he's about to read "princess peach kidnapped" remember to take up luigi, who's alarm is the local radio
>"in other news, princess peach has been-"
>Mario, voiced by Aziz Ansari "It's a me! Your brother, Mario! We need to get an early start on our day if we're going to get anything done!"
>Luigi, voiced by Owen Wilson, "just go on without me, man"
>Mario: "but together we are the super Mario brothers! Without you I'm just... Regular Mario Brother."
>two brothers will find themselves
>Mario "what?! Peach is missing?"
>Luigi "really?"
>and maybe Peach
>Mario "and bowser took her?"
>Luigi "wow REALLY?"
>but first they have to find Bowser
>bowser: "I know what girls like!"
>*presents a bundle of fire flowers to Peach* "fire flower?"
>*Peach kicks him in the balls*
>"AAAAA My fire balls!"
>who might need to be saved from peach
>peach, voiced by who do you fucking think, it's Kristen Schaal "I keep inviting you to go kart riding, to play golf, to parties, and even to the Olympic Games AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!"
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of slap stick*
>*bowser twerking*
>Mario "aaawkward"
>this summer is going to be...
>*montage that's pretty much the inevitable dance party ending*
>*toad doing a head spin*
>"LIIIIIIIIT"
>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "super" in the movie
>SUPER
>Super Mario Bros.
I take solace in the fact that Nintendo has too many standards and is ran by old Japanese men for this dystopian of an outcome to ever happen.
>peach, voiced by who do you fucking think, it's Kristen Schaal
Jesus christ no.
How many out of date memes can they shove in there?
The reason it's not someone like Pixar or Disney is because Nintendo wants more or less complete creative control, which those studios weren't willing to give
Illumination is doing all the actual animation but Nintendo is really the ones directing the movie, so for better or worse it won't have anything they aren't 100% on board with
I assumed so from the beginning, it's the only comforting thing about this ordeal
This is unironically what would happen if Nintendo wasn't fucking strict with their IPs now thanks to their past failures. Thanks for the good giggle, user.
bowser literally calls him plumber boy in the odyssey
Jesus Christ some of this genuinely scares me. That Regular Mario Brother joke and the montage of everytime they say super in the trailer feel way too real and absolutely possible.
Also fuck you captcha you evil bastard
Ideal plot:
>Mario and Luigi are simple travelling workers who get a gig as plumbers in the Mushroom Kingdom
>A captured gorilla escapes and goes on a rampage
>The Mario Bros manage to defeat it with some ingenuity but also a ton of luck (sequence homages original arcade game)
>Kingdom hails them as heroes
>Bowser and the Koopas have grown tired of living in their wasteland fortress, so he schemes to seize control of the Kingdom
>Bowser arrives and tries to negotiate forcefully
>Peach refuses, so Bowser kidnaps her in retaliation
>The Mario Bros are pressured to go save her
>Luigi is reluctant but Mario has fallen in love with Peach, so they embark on the quest, accompanied by her advisor, Toad
>Adventure ensues, they meet Yoshi along the way
>They find Peach, but she tries to stop them from fighting Bowser and the Koopa because she pities them
>She offers to try and find a solution, but Bowser is selfish and wants to rule all the territories
>Final battle ends with Mario saving Bowser from his crumbling castle
>Bowser backs down and chooses to stay and rebuild his home instead of continuing to pursue them
>Some minions stay with him, others leave with our heroes
>Mario Bros and friends are named new protectors of the Mushroom Kingdom
>Peach kisses Mario on the cheek
>Post credits scene: Bowser is visited by Ancient Minister.
Please stop.
I want it to be in 2D with an art style similar to the cover art of the Famicom/Super Famicom games and produced by Studio Ponoc, who made pic-related.
I don't know if this is ideal but I wouldn't be upset at that plot.
>AAAAA My fire balls!
Jesus fuck Sup Forums is on fire
Not even through the first week of the current year, and we’ve already had 3 quality threads
>peach, voiced by who do you fucking think, it's Kristen Schaal
The ONLY thing I require from them with regards to Bowser is that they portray him as being genuinely in love with Peach.
I beyond that, it doesn't matter if he's full evil tyrant who wants to rule with an iron fist, or just a dumb schmuck who can't deal with rejection very well
>caring about the plot/quality of a Mario movie
Make pic related with a Mario look.