The Hulk suddenly bursts through one of your walls and demands a pair of pants

The Hulk suddenly bursts through one of your walls and demands a pair of pants.
What do you do?

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Take off my sweat pants and give them to him. They smell like my pee cause I never wash them and rub my dick on them a lot. I could use a near pair.

I give that nigga some pants

Get the man some pants obviously. I got a couple of spare cargo pants I wouldn't mind getting rid of. Hell, I'd probably give him one for the road.

>nigga
He's green, not brown

Take a selfie with his shlong

Give the motherfucker some pants

>28x30
Give him my pyjama pants or my sweats. Because he's definetly not going to be getting a leg or a foot in my jeans

Sorry hulkster but a recent incident occurred and I don't have any pants at the moment.

This feels like an appropriate thread to shill the Sup Forums bara discord server
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Tell him that a toga suits him better.

I do have a few very large kilts laying around actually, my granpa was a huge man, lead to him having a huge heart attack.

They'd probably fit him, but I don't think the world wants to see a massive hulk dick every time he jumped or sprinted.

Get him a pair of pants, prolly Tony Stark will cover damage fees

let him wear me like pants

Get him your moms pants

The Lizard and Sauron burst through two more walls, and they both demand the same purple pants the Hulk wants.

What do you do?

this is gay, gross

HULK NEED NO PANTS

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Ask him to be drawn by a better artist because SarahBara sucks shit.

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underated post

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youtube.com/watch?v=-S00eJ-DGZE

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Jeph Loeb had some obsession with Hulk penis.

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Attempt to suck his dick.

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why did you save this, why did you post this

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Cuz I live on the edge, mang.
Need that extra edge on my life yo.

Solomon Grundy want pants too!

>Sing exactly as it is, but with this swollen, disgusting, bulge-crotch-anatomy monstrosity as the lead char
>The scene with the bears as the koala cowers for fuckall reason
>The scene where he flees from unpaid understudies
>The scene where he wins over the uptight rich cunt

In other words, an improvement.

I point out that my size 32's might be able to house his dick, but not his legs.

give him a sheet for him to fashion into pants or a kilt
none of my pant's would fit him

Well, yeah. Because now the movie's actually funny.

>swollen, disgusting, bulge-crotch-anatomy
that's most bara artists for you.
apparently learning that muscles aren't tense all the time is too hard.

I'd imagine that happens to the Hulk a lot. Imagine him bursting into the house of another gay dude after like 6 attempt at getting pants.

>"Yes yes, Hulk huge, Hulk big... no puny human can't touch. *Sigh* Yes, Hulk know that Hulk strong. Please stop staring at Hulk's crotch. Can Hulk get pants now???"

Tell him to be played by a decent actor

It's not like I don't find muscles arousing, either. It's just the anatomically incorrect ones hound my autism to no end. And the fucking LEGS. They look so morbidly corpulent...it's...so unappealing to look at it tempts vomit up the foundations of my throat.

>It's just the anatomically incorrect ones hound my autism to no end
Same here.
That's why reading 90's comics always rustle my jimmies.

Are goddesses the only ones who can tame the gamma dick?

hyper is disgusting, but i will tolerate it since there is a lack of bara koalass. this would be fine if the penis wasnt so big desu

Grab my sewing supplies and make him some pants. Took me three years to become a certified tailor and I'm not going to let those skills go to waste.

I would reduce shit on Photoshop, but I my tablet busted.
Shiet.

Suck his dick

What did he post?

That's a damned good and dedicated manager right there. The customer isn't always right.

give him pants and hope my sister doesn’t walk in to see his hulk cock

I point to Solomon Grundy, who is currently holding one of my pants.
"He got here first."