Hey Sup Forums

Hey Sup Forums.
How do I deal with bloody knuckles? See pic related. I'm going to go to this family dinner later this weekend, and I don't want to tell them all, that I was in a fight.

Fuck, I'm not on Sup Forums...

cut off your arm. no bloody knuckles

Just tell them you tripped on the sidewalk or something.

wear gloves. or bandage it up and say you burned yourself while cooking.
don't make this a big deal, fucking jesus

Easy.
Shove your hand up your ass.

Who did you beat up?
Just tell them you fell and give some BS story, and keep the hand in pocket most of the time.

Wrap it up with bandage and make an excuse

What are you, a fag?

Say you punched a nigger, if they are not happy it is not a good family

Holy fuck those manlet fingers jesus christ.

Spend an hour working on a car maybe? Mechanic here, mine look like a trainwreck after a decent job

Zombie? Definitely zombie.

Fis af Frederik, du har på ingen måde været oppe og slås. Bare fortæl sandheden om du tabte i fifa og skabte dig som en lille pige ved at slå i væggen.

>Hey Sup Forums.

Apply salt and chili sauce/vinegar so the wounds don't fester

Mine look like a trainwreck before the job, (don't) get on my level, cunt.

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no

This senapai

This. wtf OP

Scars and bloody knuckles aren't a badge of shame.

You are. Sup Forums is alternate Sup Forums

We are the manly version of Sup Forums

Remember that random cut you got on your hand a month ago? Bc remembers...

Maybe your knuckles wouldn't bleed if you weren't such a pussy.

Wear a glove you fucking dumbass.

Cum on your wounds, the proteins simulate the healing process.

tell them that scars are stigmatas and you are Jesus reincarnated

Quit being a faggot. If someone asks, tell them you were in a fight. For once, your family won't think you're a complete homo.

say you do push-ups on fists, they will apriciate your strength and suck on your penis

Try punching with your large knuckles, smaller ones break more easily.