Eat the pie, Bruce

Eat the pie, Bruce.

No

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No, but I'll eat your wife's cherry, about that?

If he can't do something as simple as raping the Joker, what makes you think he'll eat the pie?

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What is Batman's goal by not eating the pie?

Saving room for second dessert

I, uh... Promised Alfred I wouldn't spoil dinner.

Death by Chocolate

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Oops, I shot your parents...

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Eat the fucking pie you mother fucker

This might be completely coincidental, but it reminds me of the old Batman nters your house and says "I like chocolate milk"-post.

Why wouldn't he just eat the pie, Sup Forums?

Hey Batman, remember that time you tried to intimidate some old fat black lady and she made you back down?

this is captain obvious

Batman doesn't eat pie, Clark.

YOU CANT MAKE ME EAT THE PIE

I can do everything, Bruce.

>You have three choices, Batman: One, eat this delicious slice of warm, buttery apple pie, two, enjoy this plate of gooey, cheesy nachos, or three, sit and watch as i blow Gotham to bits! HAHAHAHAHA

How does he react?

Supercuck

the hunger is starting to make him hallucinate and he eats the pie.